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336 pages, Paperback
First published February 9, 2016
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“Note to self: don't look directly in his eyes for fear that clothes will spontaneously pull themselves off my body.”
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“I had no clue I'd be sealing my fate. No clue that the plain girl twisting the straw between her pretty little fingers would destroy me.”
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“Think thirty years from now, when he runs for president, that will be his tagline – ‘It’s easier to let Max rule’?”
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“You look beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, cute, breathtaking… mouthwatering… mind-numbing. World altering.”
“Wow, that’s a lot of words.”
“I have more, want to hear more?”
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“Seems a girl in a red dress is taking up all space in my brain these days.”
“She sounds hot.”
“She’s so much more… than hot.” I kissed her mouth again. “She’s everything.”![]()


“I had no clue I'd be sealing my fate. No clue that the plain girl twisting the straw between her pretty little fingers would destroy me.”

In the third grade when we were asked to do self-portraits, I presented mine to the class only to have my teacher give me an F for drawing a complete stranger.

"Really, you had me believing I was a magic orgasm-giving unicorn."