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You’re not assigned to oversee a CIA front company in Dublin unless you screwed up royally—and Joe Chambers did. If he didn’t know so much about so many people, the CIA would probably terminate him—possibly in both senses of the word. Instead, he’s stuck managing Whetstone Publishing while his stateside boss comes up with ever more daft ways to maximize profits.
But Joe’s frustration is only just beginning. An MI6 agent keeps breaking into his apartment and stealing his booze, presumably revenge for blowing the guy's cover in Athens; his publishing assistant’s too smart for her own good; and with head office’s cost-cutting measures hitting new highs of lunacy, he might need to start selling drugs or—God forbid!—move back to the States. Oh, and he’s got a tapeworm named Steve happily curled up in his guts.
A raucous mix of double crosses, brothels, and cocktail recipes, Breakfast at Cannibal Joe’s is a dark and twisted picaresque tale for fans of Catch-22 and Fight Club.
“Funny, shocking. Demands to be read.”
Arthur Smith, comedian, writer, and broadcaster
“Too clever by half. Too funny by three and five-eighths.”
Niamh Greene, author, The Secret Diary of a Demented Housewife, Coco’s Secret
“Savagely funny and deftly anarchic, Jay Spencer Green’s writing is as exquisite as it is deliciously dangerous.”
Lisa McInerney, author, The Glorious Heresies
“Witty, acerbic, and wired to words.”
William Wall, author, This is the Country, Ghost Estate
“The comic writing of Jay Spencer Green always makes me laugh out loud.”
Karl Whitney, author, Hidden City: Adventures and Explorations in Dublin
“Anytime I read Jay’s work I expect my funny bone to be taken on a trip in a fast car that is then driven off a cliff.”
Donagh Brennan, editor, Irish Left Review
“Irrepressibly funny, savagely indignant, and immensely readable.”
Olibhéir Ó Fearraigh, writer and broadcaster
“A higgledy-piggledy hodge-podge of style which makes Swiftian use of Burroughs and Burroughsian use of Vonnegut. Set in an archetypal dystopia that may never have existed … or will it? A Catcher in the Rye for the wifi generation.”
Carlton B. Morgan, novelist, cartoonist, musician
“Jay Spencer Green is the most exciting voice to pretend to come out of Ireland since the leprechaun in Leprechaun.”
Oliver Jones, animation rigging supervisor, Laika Inc.
“I pride myself on having read Jay Green’s work without being physically sick.”
Caitriona Lally, author, Eggshells
“As they say round our way, that guy knows how to hold a pen.”
Lorcan McGrane comedian and writer, Monaghan Arts Network
“I was there at the start of Jay Green’s writing career, and I hope I’m there at the end.
334 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 28, 2016
How long have I been in the dark? Days? Could be longer. I can’t move a muscle and it feels like there’s an anvil on my chest. Barely breathe. Something’s broken.Oops. Sounds like Joe Chambers has gotten himself into a bit of a jam. And not the first one of his career. Joe is CIA, although he is not exactly on the rising star list at the company, having engaged in some dubious activities while at his former post, in Athens. He has some issues with substances and other people’s wives, and deliberately outed an agent from a rival agency. Thus his posting to that central station of spookdom, Dublin.
Me.

Many people assume that spooks spend all their time planning assassinations, eavesdropping on the Russkis and the Chinese, and taking photos of documents with miniature cameras. The reality is that only 95 percent of their time is spent doing that. The other 5 percent is devoted to trying to incriminate rival services.The authorities in Dublin might be looking into what they can charge long-time-resident Jay Green with, maybe break into his place a time or two and leave pamphlets touting the joys of other cities, as his beyond-the-Pale portrayal of Dublin is unlikely to provide any useful text for tourism posters. In Green’s Dublin, if there is a Celtic tiger about it is likely to be skinned and used as a snappy carpet in some corrupt pol’s parlor. His scenario is a near-future dystopia, twenty minutes into the future, or maybe ten if it were in the United States of Trumpistan. He tells it in small signs, in how the homeless are shepherded out of sight by cops, dousing the unsightly with power-sprayed liquid excrement, (not a fan in sight), and in how the police are way too free to abuse and arrest, in the near total absence of freedom from fear.
I didn’t like the sound of that. I didn’t understand it, for one thing, and when you don’t understand something management says, it’s usually a sign of bullshit. When they want to be understood, they’ll be candid. When they don’t, they’ll slather the shit in more shit.There are plenty more of a similar sort, bar-room exchanges between Joe and his associates. “There are no strangers,” he once said to me, “only friends you haven’t alienated yet.” This is the humor that worked best. If you are of a prudish inclination, Cannibal Joe’s is probably not the book for you, as there are references to odd and maybe disturbing sexual antics spewed across the pages. There is some torture as well, but prudes do not seem inclined to object to that, unless of courses, it is being used as part of an S/M connection.


