Attack of The Peen-Eating Pumpkins

by Asher Dark

Demon possessed-tiddies out to unleash the apocalypse.
A punk rock skeleton who has an army of floating pumpkins that have a serious peen craving problem.

It's gonna be a real dick-or-treat.
The end of the world has never been this hard to swallow.

(A Halloween short)

50 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 12, 2026

Reviews

[Claudia Rambles · Rating 4 out of 5]

Possessed tiddies… A walking skeleton… and an army of flesh-eating pumpkins that love some human sausage.
It’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but it is so much fun!

I read this book in one sitting, and from the chapter drawings to the descriptions and dialogue, it was hard to keep a straight face.
If you want a good laugh with a healthy dose of gore, I’d definitely recommend checking this one out.

You might start looking at Halloween pumpkins a little differently, though… or nips!

[Angel Medina · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is another wild extreme horror read by Asher Darks and this one is just in time for Halloween. The action is non-stop as you have pumpkins, yes you heard me right, pumpkins eating people's private parts. I admit that I was laughing throughout because it's crazy. Normally you would think of zombies, but Asher said nah, let's put in man eating pumpkins.

This was one heck of an extreme horror tale with talking tiddes, end of the world scenario, and of course hungry pumpkins. If you're expecting a tale that takes itself seriously, this isn't it. However, it's a whole lot of fun for what it is and it can be read in one sitting. Let's just say, it's a good thing that real pumpkins don't have teeth and don't come to life, haha.

Extreme horror readers are gonna wanna get their hands on this one!

[Amber Adams · Rating 5 out of 5]

Trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat if you don’t I don’t care I’ll bite off your peen”

Another classic story by the amazing Asher Dark! It’s crazy! It’s zany! It’s off the wall hilarity! You can always count on Asher to make you laugh and also make you say “WTF did I just read?” Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this. If you’re not reading about peen eating pumpkins and possessed tiddies this spooky season, what are you even doing with your life?

[Madison Eastham · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hell yesssss

"I'm not the captain of my flesh boat anymore."

Reeeeeeaaaad ittttttttttttt. Ittttsss ooohh sooo verry damnnnn gooood

Ash never disappoints!!!

[Bigbookgeek · Rating 4.25 out of 5]

This was short but so wild! Imagine waking up to find that your tiddies are possessed by demons. Imagine those demons are bringing the town’s Jack-o-lanterns to life to kill everybody? Imagine those pumpkins particularly like to eat male genitalia. Well, there you have this insanely wild ride from the mind of Asher Dark!

[Breanna · Rating 5 out of 5]

Demon boobs and floating pumpkins attacking peens.... I don't know how else to describe this one 🤣 I couldn't ask for a more Halloween themed book. 12/10 ⭐

Also Boe absolutely nailed the interior art!! 😍💪🏼

[Ashley Carpenter · Rating 3 out of 5]

Wow

I saw a Facebook post about this book and immediately went to read it.

Tiddies and Peens and Gore but in a festive Halloween way?

I guess...