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373 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1634
If only the entire reading public would buy this book and treat it as a classic or as a history rather than as fiction! Its addresses to the reader are all either admonitory or hortatory, and close attention should be paid to their underlying purpose. Its descriptions of copulation, of the pleasures of the bedchamber, do indeed come close to indecency, but they are all designed to lure people into reading on until they reach the denouement, at which point they will understand the meaning of retribution and take heed. Without these passages the book would be nothing but an olive that, for all its aftertaste, would be too sour for anyone to chew and hence useless. My passages of sexual description should be looked upon as the date wrapped around the olive that induces people to keep on eating until they reach the aftertaste. But please pardon the tedium of this opening; the story proper will begin in the next chapter.
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In effect one penis has been turned into dozens of penises . . . With her hand over her mouth, she dissolved into giggles.
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From then on they met every day and slept together every night, and their love was deeper than that of husband and wife.
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Obviously there is no man who is unfit to become a buddha. It is only because we are so controlled by money and sex that we cannot avoid the path of error and reach salvation’s shore. That is the reason why Heaven is so sparsely populated and Hell so densely crowded . . .
How can you be so ignorant not to have read such a good book?
"What separates Li Yu's novel from [Fanny Hill or Justine], however, is its humour: it is one of the funniest books ever written." —New Yorker
“This is not sex we’re having tonight”, said Vesperus. “This is a farewell.”
“A farewell? Surely you couldn’t bear to part with us?”
“Who said anything about selling you? Perhaps the word farewell needs some clarification: I’m not the one saying farewell, it’s my penis that’s saying farewell to your buttocks.”
“But why?”