William Lampert is a kind of normal guy, living a kind of normal life, but when he shows his friend Alex the profile of a woman on a dating website, this quiet man is about to have the volume turned up on his entire life.
When Alex turns up dead the next day, William has to unravel the mystery behind his friend’s death and the strange woman behind the profile. The police can’t seem to help, and when it turns out that everyone who sees the profile goes missing, William finds himself in a struggle for his life.
He turns to his constantly inebriated mother, his insecure stepfather, his boyhood crush… and his dog. But will they be able to help him stop the monster behind the page, or will they end up her newest victims?
A woman’s online profile was strange, yet oddly compelling. Could it have been hacked? It was nothing but psychotic ramblings.
The night he read her profile, William’s friend was found dead. Was he killed? And could this woman online have had something to do with it? After all, the picture she sent him showed her wearing Alex’s hat. (????)
I liked how this story started, but then it sort of deviates to William and his inept, awkward love life. He gets into this silly tango with a girl named Mary Ann.