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368 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 1, 2013
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To: Grant Mitchell@Shealy James's Imagination
From: Soon to be Ex-Mrs. J@I'm yours
Subject: Leave Eve Alone, Catch Me instead *running in place*"I’ve been chasing you this whole time. Slow down and let me catch you, Eve. I will. I promise."
Dear Grant,
You don't know me but I was there when you met Eve at that lecture. It was so cute how you promptly sat next to her. How you didn't even notice me. No matter, I forgive you. You, with your fine-ass, 3-pc-suit wearing self. And those eyes of yours? Color me swooned.
I must say that I'm not impressed by your continued pursuit of this woman. Eve, right? She seems kinda flaky. Cold one second, the next, she's all over yourcocb-ness. Plus she's got more baggage than Delta Airlines at Thanksgiving. That soon-to-be-ex-hubby of hers sure did a number on her. You sure you're ready for this woman?
I say this because I'm pretty certain I can kick Mr. J to the curb *pushes Mr. J onto the floor*. My lawyer is on speed-dial, ready with them "boy, bye" papers. I'm confident it won't take 10 months to divorce his arse (unlike some people we know *cough*----->Eve). Sigh.
I like how tenacious you are. Following her around, loving up on her, making her feel like she's the onlypusswoman on earth. *Giggle*. I'll make sure to thank her for training you so well. For what, you ask? For when we're together, silly. At least now I know I'll never have to wonder (much). And what's up with you sleeping your way through the entire female population in Seattle? You know what, it doesn't matter anymore. I FORGIVE YOU.
How cute is your mother (and father)? I love how they hate on Eve- they obviously can see she's no good for you-, not when I'm right here. They'll love me. Sure I'm10 yearsa wee bit older than you *cough*, but tell Mom n Pop not to worry about them grandkids. I got this. Janet Jackson just had her first baby at age 50. I got this and I can totally do triplets. 2 boys and a girl. And no, Eve, my ovaries are not as shriveled as a Florida Sunkist Raisin! How rude!
Anyhoos, I see she's done a runner and gone back to Georgia. I don't mean to cause no trouble but are you certain things are def over between her and the hubby? Seems mighty convenient that she's gone back to where HE lives. I'm jus' saying. *hugs Grant to bosoms*
What do mean you're going after her? SHE LEFT, Grant, and my bosoms are right here. And what if her family is frigging adorable?
Sorry? I didn't quite get the last bit. Right. You're marrying her. Right. She's the love of your life. Right. Right.
Right. *Grabs Mr. J and storms off*
I’ve been chasing you this whole time. Slow down and let me catch you, Eve. I will. I promise.

"I mean, really, who in the world introduces someone to his parents after one week? Ridiculous."
"29. The number of days I have known Grant."
