What do you think?
Rate this book


120 pages, Paperback
First published April 29, 2013
We caught termites by pushing long twigs, as flexible as blades of grass, into their mounds and then licking the twigs clean. … We hung from branches one-handed to show off our muscles. We felt like princes and princesses. We were young and beautiful and our bliss was never going to end.
We learned to walk upright. ‘Faster! Taller!’ said the human. … Then we learned how to shave. … We learned a new language word by word. We learned to eat from a bowl and then with knife and fork. … We learned to powder our skin to make it lighter.
What a crazy, ridiculous, fascinating story!! Animals of every species are kidnapped and taken to "Dreamland", where each is given clothes, taught to shave, stand upright, converse, then paired with the opposite sex (although some Bonobos chose same-sex partners), and given cell phones, encouraged to take photos to create memory. Utterly outlandish but... possible?😳But, the next night as I began the second half, I quickly realized I was wrong. This was no satire. Animals and human trainees were disappearing, dying, and being mauled to death. Strange things were happening as described by the gorilla narrator (who was now a fully-fledged human, as evidenced by the two gold "D"s pinned to his suit). The story was playing out like a fast-paced thriller, and it was GOOD! Whatever it was (an allegory or animal fable I'd say), I was really into it! An awful lot happens in this very short book that ends on a serene, tranquil note. It was like nothing I've read before, but I hope to read again.
‘Gentlemen,’ the human said after leading us back to the dormitory. ‘Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.’The transformation takes place at what feels like lightning speed and, of course, we’re left to imagine how they got round the physiological difficulties—apes have thinner tongues and a higher larynx, or vocal box, than people, making it hard for them to pronounce vowel sounds—but presumably some medical procedure handles that:
There was a blush on his cheeks and his voice was a little louder than usual.
‘I have an important announcement to make. Important not just for you but for Dreamland too.’
He walked back and forth, nodding. ‘As each of you has performed superbly in this big test, it is my privilege… in the name of Dreamland… to inform you that you may now call yourself a lawful resident of Dreamland.’
He smiled and spread his arms. ‘Gentlemen, you may congratulate yourselves!’
The next night it was my turn. Half asleep, I tiptoed along behind the human. People in white were waiting for me in the corridor.It takes a tremendous suspension of disbelief and a pinch of salt to read this without constantly asking questions the author has no intention of answering but this is satire, not the real world. Kafka transformed a guy into a dung beetle and we happily accepted it. So why not apes being turned human?
Your arm,’ said the human.
I held out my arm and felt the sharp pain I had felt when I was kidnapped. Everything went black for a moment.