" Buy this book...Because."-Shaun Gold, author of Amazon best seller Promoter Mind, Hustler Heart.
Are you tired of the same old and boring humor? Do you wish you could read something and actually laugh (not LMFO or LIMBO or whatever the must use net-lingo is). Is your cerebellum craving highbrow amusement? Then congratulations, you qualify for Pro-Tip!
Pro-Tip is a perfect piñata of humor and fine fun for both fans of Miami, America's closest foreign neighbor, and the hit Game of Thrones series. One has zombies, intricate plots, social climbers, exotic creatures from far off lands, betrayal, schemes, foreign languages and the other is Game of Thrones.
Within its pages you will experience a decade's true tales of insanity, humor, douchbaggery, and laugh out loud moments that resulted from living and working in the menagerie of Miami nightlife. Just look at the advanced
"Finally a book that disproves my theory of evolution."-Charles Darwin
"There are only two great tragedies in not getting Pro-Tip and not not telling your friends to get it."-Oscar Wilde
"In my day, the sun revolved around the world, now with so many people believing the world revolves around them, Pro-Tip makes more sense." Galileo
"Before I invented electricity. Pro-Tip would have been the perfect book to read nice and cozy in front of the television." Thomas Edison
Complete at over 23,000 words, Gold's Pro-Tip is a book of booyah injected with so many of nightlife's silly snapshots that readers will be happy to take the observational ride with him.