ALL OF THE DOGS DIE!!!! (well, almost)
First 5 seconds, the little boys puppy is murdered by the evil step-dad.
Then the seeing eye dog gets hit and injured.
THEN the military guy’s dog gets blown up by explosives.
JESUS F*CKING CHRIST – are we sure this stupid author isn’t the same person as Lani Lynn Vale?? This is the same awful shit she writes.
Why did I keep listening?? Because I’m a f*cking dedicated person!!! Here – let me tell you all the things that suck about this stupid book.
Laynie (virgin, blind, blogger) goes to the same coffee shop almost every day when a hot guy bumps into her. She loves how he smells and she continues to smell him every day. One day, she stops at his table and asks him out and he rejects her.
Tease/Travis (MC) has been stalking the girl that goes everywhere with her dog. He starts to think she’s blind, but he’s not really sure. When she stops to flirt with him one day, he decides she must be faking blindness just to pull a prank on him, so he tells her f*ck off.
When Laynie leaves the shop with her seeing eye dog, Dexter, they get hit by a guy on a bike and Dexter is injured. Travis comes out and takes them to the vet, then gets pissed at her again and starts to walk off. She chases after him and falls again. If she’s blind, why is she chasing him!! That seems pretty stupid.
Then she’s at home getting drunk and dials Travis up, who doesn’t want to talk to her, but she just keeps f*cking giggling. Well it wouldn’t be a story if she didn’t stand up, run her drunk ass into a table, drop her wine glass, and then slice her foot open. I honestly don’t know how she’s survived this long because she’s always running into stuff and falling!!!
Then she’s at the MC clubhouse and one of the skanks comes up to her and starts an argument. Of course, Laynie says she’s about to kick the other woman’s ass. Okay – I’m not sure how if you can’t see where you’re swinging and you’ve never been in a fight in your life. I get the fact that L wants to fight back, but blindness in a fight is a pretty big handicap. Nobody with common sense would approach a fight without taking that into account. Anyway – Laynie ends up breaking the skanks nose. Sure…. I TOTALLY believe that.
Also, why is Dexter always leaving Laynie alone?? He’s always wondering off to hang out with someone else. I just thought it was a little strange. Plus, Laynie is always looking around. What exactly is she looking at?!? Yes, she can turn her head towards a noise, but sayings she’s “looking” at stuff seems wrong.
Oh – after Dexter was injured and limping everywhere, Laynie decided to take him to the clubhouse. Seriously, he’s injured!! How mean is that!!!!
THEN – one of the MC members, Mouse, has a pregnant girlfriend he’s about to marry. What happens?? He gets his head blown off.
WHAT KIND OF WARPED WANKER IS THIS AUTHOR?!?!
You also get brilliant lines like, “Tiny gasps as he gasps for breaths of air.” So he gasps while he’s gasping??
Am I going to continue this series?? Fuck no. I love you guys, but not that much.
PS. There’s a MC book by Sam Crescent (which is one of my favorites) called Blind Devotion. The FMC is blind. It’s actually written excellently as far as that goes. When she moves into the clubhouse with the MMC, he takes her around the room counting the steps and describing things so that she can learn to function on her own (within reason). Knowing a blind FMC can be written both strong and intelligent makes this one all the worse.