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297 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 5, 2015



“The less sophisticated parts of my brain had latched on to the least appropriate, most obviously heterosexual person in this club and had decided it was this man’s destiny to bend me over and scrub my asshole with that mustache.”
I was digging the long-sleeved polo, jeans, and loafers in a yeah, daddy kind of way. He caught me staring, and his pornstache twitched slightly.
I studied him. “I’m gonna go with yes. But you’ve said before that marriage is the last refuge of the insecure. So I’m gonna say... married to a nice woman before you realized you liked guys? Messy divorce?” (...)
“Actually, my first boyfriend was in high school.”
Vietnamese, 5’5, hairless, and so thin he could have worn a wedding ring as a belt, Ricky was new to the scene.




*obscene hand gesture (at GR)*
Pornstache and Little d 4evs.
Maybe, I thought, there was something at least a little brave, a little grown-up, about knowing what you needed and asking for it. About being vulnerable in front of people who could cover you with a new kind of strength. A strength that wasn't about hiding your moments of fear and uncertainty and stupidity, but was about being a whole person, boldly.







"We’re like the Baby-Sitters Club. Except instead of babysitting, we’re face-sitting."
"What a dick. I can’t believe I wanted to feel his mustache in all my secret places.”
“Better than bacon?’ I ground out.
"Nothing is better than bacon. But ripping the last ounce of control from someone is as close to bacon as you can get.”
"I like, wanted to have his children and shave his face but also feel his mustache sanding my balls and have him teach me how to smoke venison. It was a bounty of contradictions."





1)I liked the writing. Fleet-footed, uncomplicated and moving, all at once.
2)The first person POV. Dave's internal comments to every situation. Funny, sarcastic(but in a good way) and touching.
3)The beginning. Hilarious!
4)The very ending.
1)NOT MY KINK. A sore ass as a foreplay? Sorry, I don't get it.
2)Sessions. BDSM sessions. Not sexy at all. It was amusing at the beginning, but I got quickly bored with this Sub/Dom sex. Because the whole sex scenes appeared very artificial to me. See p.1)
3)The presence of women in a BDSM club. Maybe it's how BDSM clubs are? I'm not an expert here. See p.1)
4)I skimmed through the most of sex scenes. I found it pretty unsexy, to tell the truth. See p.1) and 2)
"Fucking pornstache, which normally would have been a deal breaker, but his was combined with some additional rugged facial hair that mitigated the situation. And he was mountain man-ish enough that the ’stache seemed not only right, but also necessary."
"This did not bode well. But I did it. Because I was a pleasant and obedient individual who adored a man cloned from Satan."
"Or maybe I’d play it cool— go over there and kiss him passionately, take him into the bedroom, get him hard, and then Meatloaf him. Tell him stop — I needed to know right now, before we went any further, did he love me? Would he love me forever?"



I watched him undress. He was all that I’d imagined: hairy, paunchy, and hot as fuck. His dick was kind of small, but I appreciated that.


Big-boned, a little paunchy even. Fucking pornstache, which normally would have been a deal breaker, but his was combined with some additional rugged facial hair that mitigated the situation. And he was mountain man-ish enough that the ’stache seemed not only right, but also necessary.
Come on, Pornstache. I know you want to spank me.
And then marry me and become my forever companion—except don’t, because relationships are doomed and marriage is an outdated and restrictive institution and hope is futile.
Pornstache vanished into the crowd without so much as burying his face in my ass and giving me mustache burns on my taint. Life was cruel.
“Aren’t you afraid he’ll hurt someone again?” I demanded.
“Bill has made a huge effort over the past few months.” Kel was intensely interested in her mug. “We’re keeping an extra-close eye on him to make sure he plays safely and responsibly.”
“Hal’s death was tragic,” GK said. “But it was an accident.”
“I know. I can’t count how many times I’ve accidentally strangled someone during a sex game.” I looked around and offered an air high-five to several people in the café who were staring at me. “Amiright?”
The whole situation was ridiculous.
I’d let Hal get hurt. Because of this part of me. The part that was childish and spiteful and needed to push back when someone pushed me. Hal had wanted to annoy me by playing with Bill, and he had, so I’d left him.
I’d left him, and he’d died alone, and maybe he’d been scared. I’d never fucking know.
I grabbed the paper out from under me, un-balled it, and wrote at the bottom I’M SORRY.