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Eight Tricks for Mind Blowing Telepathy: A Sci-fi Alien Girl Harem Adventure

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The only thing worse than dating an alien pop star is when her fan club finds you.

Grant Archer has come a long way from living in a trailer on Earth. He's escaped space prison, survived dating a famous musician, become the galaxy's most dangerous fugitive, and somehow ended up married with kids and a thriving space station to call home.

He's even become a respectable businessman.

So it’s right on schedule when the galaxy messes with him again…

Because keeping Nova Spire running is one thing. Keeping it out of the hands of Synovatek, the galaxy's most aggressively evil megacorporation, is another. They'll stop at nothing to take his family's new home, and Grant is discovering that honest business takes way more violence than bounty hunting ever did.

Fortunately, his newly returned space-elf wife is along for the ride, and she can kill people with her mind. Together, they're an unstoppable tag-team of kick-assery.

Until Merin disappears.

Now Grant's alone in the Leviathan Reaches, with corporate death squads closing in, a missing wife to find, and a space station to save. Outnumbered, surrounded, and low on ammo, he's forced to seek protection from a power so evil it corrupts even the purest of hearts and controls the minds of millions…

…Pandy superfans.

Now it's wall-to-wall hot alien trim, fake cat ears, pink glitter, and spoiled rich girls who think being hunted by professional assassins is the ultimate celebrity-themed adventure vacation.

Grant can survive a necroplanet, slaughter alien monsters, and flush heavily armed mercenaries out an airlock. But keeping a bunch of high-maintenance, obscenely wealthy Pandy fangirls alive without strangling any of them?

That might be beyond even his abilities.

Good thing Grant has one secret weapon nobody—including him—bargained for.

He may have accidentally become a tiny bit psychic.

And he's about to discover that reading an alien woman's mind isn't nearly as useful as knowing when to keep your mouth shut.

18+ CONTENT This is a sci-fi harem adventure set in a morally flexible alien civilization. If adult themes, spicy scenes, a horny harem of high-maintenance alien hotties, and a hero with a handgun who's a certifiable weapon of mass destruction aren't your thing, turn back now. Get to bed early. Take your girlfriend to the farmer's market tomorrow. You wouldn't want to accidentally expose yourself to fun.

950 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 21, 2026

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November 11, 2026
This book is good, with a lot of laughs in it between the various whacky advertisements and the fact that the MC is the ultimate lunkhead. However, it suffers from quite a few errors as the story got into the last 15% of the book, and there is still the issue that the MC ran away from his original harem and hasn't been back to them. That continues to leave a stale taste in my mouth.

I will still read the next book in the series.
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November 1, 2026
Great work

I love the book. And I loved the Pandy girls, hope they show up in future install ments. I would also like to her more from the girls from past books. Also would not mind having pictures of your characters
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