1.5
I don't even know where to start. The terrible knockoff wannabe version of The Mummy, now with extra racism. I don't know what I was expecting from a book about old-timey English people in Egypt? But like wow, for real, it was bad.
A handful of examples off the top of my head:
- Egyptians speaking language represented as 'bad'/'broken' EVEN WHEN THEY'RE SPEAKING ARABIC
- worshipful, fawning servants who want nothing more than to serve their beloved masters
- the main dude gives an Egyptian servant boy the name 'Tom' because he can't be fucked to learn the kid's real name (Udail) and then Udail forswears his old name because see above bullet point
- literally it's just the Europeans running around and being way smarter than the Egyptians (and other 'othered' peoples, like the one dude who they're like 'lol he's Syrian or Armenian or some shit we don't know!! can't tell em all apart am I right')
- superstitious backwards natives~~ who have absolutely no brains or advancement!!! this one woman's baby is sick and she's like 'idk what medicine is, please, English lady, give the babe your MAGIC!!!' (other than 'idk what medicine is' those are real things she says)
- a lot of talk about 'these people' and how BACKWARDS and STUNTED and STUPID they are, including from the leads. especially from the leads
- also, the male lead is gigantic and tall and buff (they're all like :ooo A GENIE!!! bc he's always running around being strong and powerful and doing Magical things--lmao what???????????????) and all the Egyptian men are short and tiny for weird masculinity reasons
And then you've got all your usual shit like the ol' standard 'she's mad, he pulls her to his chest aggressively, she struggles and continues to be angry with him, he forcefully kisses her against her will, she struggles a bit before melting' sitch. But then, it's a trashrom, so like, I am resigned to that stuff a bit. As tragic as that is.
ANYWAY, this was a mess. And not even the fun kind of mess. Just a bad mess. If you really want a straight romance with two white* leads gallivanting about Egypt and adventure and stuff and there's a brawny trouble-makin dude and a bluestocking bookish brilliant secretly hot ('secretly' lol) lady who has to bust him out of prison and there's also a largely useless brother, watch The Mummy instead and save yourself the time and heartache.
*I know Rachel Weisz's char is supposed to be half Egyptian, but like, Rachel Weisz is not. But anyway. Also, I actually really thought for a hot second that they were gonna go down the half-Egyptian route with the male lead in this one, since in the literal first sentence of the book it says his "hair and eyes [are] dark as any Egyptian's." I was like, maybe he's being sent to Egypt since it's the homeland of his mom who was Egyptian and somehow married an English earl?? But, no.
Oh, also, there was some halfhearted commentary (or like, quarter-hearted single sentences maybe three times over the course of three hundred pages) about how it's kind of rude of the Europeans to come in and take Egypt's shit, but then like, they kept running around rummaging through and/or taking and breaking Egyptian shit, so.....like...........