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Monster Prick

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Over my dead body.

That's what I told Gracie when she informed me of her plan to pick some random guy she met online to get rid of her pesky virginity.

If anyone is touching her, it's going to be me.

I shouldn't even be considering it, but I can't get it out of my head: her, under me, begging me.

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Arrogant. Cocky. Prick.

Those are the words I’d use to describe my older brother’s dangerously handsome best friend.

When he learned of my plan to kick off my white cotton briefs, ditching my good girl persona once and for all by losing my virginity to the first eligible bachelor I could find, he flipped out. Said over his dead body.

He says if anyone’s going to do, it’s going to be him.

I hate that I’m even considering his offer.

But I am … I sooo am.

Ever since he suggested it, all I can think about is his cocky smile on those full lips as he’s driving in to me.

But if we cross that line … will I ever be able to go back?

MONSTER PRICK, a sexy romantic comedy, is a spin off novella from SCREWED, but can be read as a standalone, as it features a new couple.

138 pages, Kindle Edition

First published November 17, 2015

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Kendall Ryan

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Kendall Ryan is a New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of flirty, feel-good romance filled with heart, heat, and plenty of banter. An American author who has lived all over the world, her books have sold millions of copies and been translated into multiple languages. She writes swoony heroes, bold heroines, and stories that make you laugh, blush, and fall in love. When she’s not dreaming up new plotlines, she is a proud mom to two amazing sons and the wife of her real-life hero.


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1,260 reviews10.2k followers
November 15, 2015
*****FOUR STARS*****
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Arrogant. Cocky. Prick. Those are the words I'd use to describe my older brother's dangerously handsome best friend.


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Monster Prick is a novella spin-off of Screwed. It can be read as a stand alone. It's a Friends to Lovers/In Love With Older Brother's Best Friend story, two of my most favorite tropes.


Gracie Oliver has been in love with Hudson Stone since she was a young girl. They have always had a special relationship from the beginning. It's obvious that Hudson also harbored deep feelings for Gracie for a long time. He would go out of his way to make her feel better when she was down and he also would bring her a different illustrated children's book as a present whenever he came by to visit. I really loved that about Hudson.



For years they hold in these feelings since Hudson is Gracie's brother, Hayden's, best friend. Now Gracie is a grown woman and during a night out with the both of them, she announces that she's signed up on an online dating service and hopes to meet someone who she will lose her virginity to. This sets Hudson off into a jealous rage internally. He can't stomach the thought of Gracie with another man, and so he proposes to Gracie that they get together three times and he will be the one to teach her the ways of sex. The problem with this idea is they both have deep feelings for each other and how will they be able to just walk away after the third date?



Hudson had a reputation for being a playboy, but it was only to help keep himself from going after Gracie. At first he comes off so super sweet but when they enter into this sexual arrangement, the sexy dirty talker appears and holy crap my panties were melting right along with Gracie's.


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The big dilemma of this short story is once things start getting sexual, how will they be able to keep things strictly physical and avoid letting emotions take over??


I really enjoyed this story. It was incredibly steamy and a bit low on the angst. I wish that it had been a full length novel because I would have loved to get more of the build up to the romance between the two main characters, and that was my only issue with the book. It would have been nice to add in some angst and make the road to their HEA a little bit longer. But I understand that Kendall didn't originally plan to write Hudson and Gracie's story and this came to her as an idea after finishing Screwed.


This was an enjoyable and fast paced read. Great when you are looking for a filler. :)

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4,543 reviews35.9k followers
December 15, 2015
4 stars

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Monster Prick is a spin-off novella to Screwed (which I've never read...) but it can be read as a standalone.

Everyone loves a good brother's best friend story (and by everyone, I mean ME). That is why I jumped straight into this one. Gracie has had the biggest crush on her older brother's best friend, Hudson, since she was just a kid. Gracie and Hudson are both in their 20's and Gracie is trying to grow up. She's just landed the job she's been searching for since graduation and she's looking forward to moving forward. Part of that means getting more experience with men. She thinks maybe online dating, but Hudson shoots that down straight away and instead volunteers.

This isn't the most original storyline. In fact, it was pretty darn predictable, but that didn't make me enjoy it any less. If you're looking for a light, super sexy and sweet story, pick this one up! Kendall Ryan is the queen of steam and doesn't disappoint!

*I listened to the audible version of this book and the narration was very good :)
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890 reviews412 followers
December 18, 2015
3.5-4 stars

Gracie is a twenty-two year old woman who was a devoted student and now that she has been covered in the career section, she's finally ready to get herself a guy and finally lose her virginity. She was holding so far, dreaming that her childhood crush, Hudson, would be the one to take it from her, but she's now ready to let that dream die and move on.

Hudson is best friends with Gracie's brother, Hayden, ever since they were kids. He had always been close to little Gracie, but when she started growing up, Hayden realized that he had to burry his growing feelings, because he didn't want to risk losing Hayden's friendship. Now Gracie tells them that she's going to use a dating site in order to find the guy that will be her first and he's losing it.



When Hudson suggests to her to be the guy that will take her virginity, Gracie doesn't know how to feel about it. She's confused, because she wanted him to have feelings for her, not to do it out of obligation. But can she reject his offer? This was always a dream and she can make it true, even if that means she'll get heartbroken in the end. In the debate between her heart's desire and her mind's logic, who's going to lose?

I'm still totally and utterly confused about what to do with Hudson's offer. If I say no, will things get weird between us? Will we still be friends? And if I say yes...I shudder with excitement and fear. I can't imagine the possibility of saying yes. I know it will change things between us, but my mind won't even let me explore that. Maybe it's because I know, deep down, that I'll chicken out and say no.


When I decided to read Monster Prick, I had no idea that it was a spin off from Screwed and now I wish I had read that one first, to meet those characters back there. However, that didn't effect my read, because everything was understandable, so if you want to read this novella before Screwed, feel free to do it.

I really enjoyed this one. It was funny, sexy as hell, I loved the hero and the heroine and I just wish their journey to be longer. I wish this wasn't just a novella, but a full length book, because honestly, there was potential and I wouldn't mind a little bit of angst in their story.

This isn't a fluffy romantic movie. He isn't going to suddenly declare his love for me and storm inside to ask my brother for his blessing. He got what he wanted- we fucked like rabbits earlier- and now he's ready to head home. Alone.


Also, I felt like something was missing, maybe because of the length, but there was a scene, that we didn't see and I wish we did, I was impatient to see that scene in detail, so when we didn't I was a little disappointed. But maybe that was just me.



If you need something short, light, fun & sexy, this one is perfect for you.

ARC was kindly provided by the publisher in exchange for an honest review.
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November 16, 2015
MONSTER PRICK is coming TOMORROW!!!!

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"My hard cock, your tight little virgin cunt. It’ll be fun.”

He winks at me ... the prick.


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I shouldn't be doing this. He's my older brother's best friend.

And a monster prick.

But does that stop me?

Nope.


Book Description:

Over my dead body.

That's what I told Gracie when she informed me of her plan to pick some random guy she met online to get rid of her pesky virginity.

If anyone is touching her, it's going to be me.

I shouldn't even be considering it, but I can't get it out of my head: her, under me, begging me.

***
Arrogant. Cocky. Prick.

Those are the words I’d use to describe my older brother’s dangerously handsome best friend.

When he learned of my plan to kick off my white cotton briefs, ditching my good girl persona once and for all by losing my virginity to the first eligible bachelor I could find, he flipped out. Said over his dead body.

He says if anyone’s going to do it, it’s going to be him.

I hate that I’m even considering his offer.

But I am … I sooo am.

Ever since he suggested it, all I can think about is his cocky smile on those full lips as he’s driving in to me.

But if we cross that line … will I ever be able to go back?

MONSTER PRICK, a sexy romantic comedy, is a spin off novella from SCREWED, but can be read as a standalone, as it features a new couple.

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3,100 reviews1,527 followers
November 18, 2015
5 Mr. Hudson stars

Monster Prick is a standalone and is a spin-off novella from Screwed.

Gracie is Hayden’s little sister. Hayden is best friends with Hudson. You know I love me an older brother best friend novel.

Gracie and Hudson have this cute little friendship, but Hudson has always kept his distance from Gracie. He knows she is off limits, but he can’t help his attraction towards Gracie. Hudson wants Gracie, badly.

Gracie is in her twenties and is tired of being a virgin. She decides to go on the hunt to find a guy so she won’t be a virgin anymore. Totally cute right? When Hudson gets wind of this, he becomes possessive arrogant male and offers his services.

I’m in love with Hudson, not only do I love his name, but I love how aggressive he was towards Gracie when he realizes she wanted to loose her virginity. I couldn’t help myself, but smile.

Gracie, having a mega crush on Hudson understands this will be a no strings attached relationship, and well, she rather have a part of him than nothing at all.

I love Kendall Ryan books and Screwed was more of the chick lit sweet side, Monster Prick is steamy, saucy and the perfect little novella treat for when you are in that kind of mood. It’s a non-stop, do-not-put-down read. It’s perfect from start to finish and you will not be disappointed.

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Monster Prick (Screwed, #1.5) by Kendall Ryan AMAZON
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1,005 reviews788 followers
November 4, 2015

The only crime worse than messing with your best friend's lover is messing with his sister.


Gracie is Hayden's younger sister and has always had a crush on his best friend, Hudson. Hudson has always treated Gracie differently and made her feel special, but as they got older Hudson gave her less time and attention. Gracie assumes it's because he is too wrapped up in his life and other woman, but really it's his only defense against his attraction to her.



Hudson knows his desires for Gracie are wrong and that she is completely off limits, but when she decides to find a random guy on a dating site to lose her virginity to he decides to step in. He justifies his actions by saying it's temporary, teach her a few things and move on, but moving on may is not as easy as he thought it would be.

Hudson and Gracie are fantastic characters, tons of fun and together super hot. I loved their little stolen nights. This story just made me so happy, it's a super quick read, but if you are looking for a fun, sexy read it's perfect. I am also so happy Kendall wrote this one, as soon as I heard about Gracie and Hudson in Screwed I wanted this story.



Perfectly sweet, perfectly sexy, perfectly forbidden! Monster Prick is a short little novella that packs a lot of heat, swoon worthy moments, and heart! I have been looking forward to reading this since Kendall announced it and it definitely lived up to my expectations. Terrific read!

ARC kindly provided in exchange for an honest review.


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896 reviews2,250 followers
December 9, 2015
3 Sexy Stars.
This book is a spin off the first one and bring us the story of Hayden’s younger sister and best friend, Gracie and Hudson.
Always having feeling attracted with each other, neither Hudson of Gracie ever acted on it, especially because Hudson would never try to ruin his friendship with Hayden. Until the day she decides to lose her virginity and Hudson doesn’t want her doing it with some random dude… so he offers to give a tree course lesson in sex. But what was supposed to be a sex only thing with an expiration date, soon starts to become something else.


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This was definitely a sexy story, with nice characters and easy to read, especially being a short book. But that was also the problem with this story, it was so short that there wasn’t enough time to develop it. The characters were kind of one dimensional and everything felt very rush, making the emotional growing of their relationship almost nonexistent and a bit unrealistic. Other than that, it was an entertaining and sexy story and definitely a good companion book if you liked the previous one.

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Rating: 3 Stars.
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December 3, 2015
After meeting Hudson and Gracie in Screwed, I couldn't wait for their story. There's just something about the-best-friend-dating-the-sibling as well as the take-my-virginity story line that is appealing.

The author mentions that this is her first novella and while she does a pretty good job, it is still a novella so things get moving pretty quickly. I think my only problem was the abrupt ending!

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Hudson and Gracie are just so good together. I love that she blushes but wants him and that he can't get over how much he's always wanted her. Cliché I know but oh-so-good.

There's really not any drama. I would have liked to have seen some from Hayden to spice things up a bit. As well as, not having everything go so perfect!

And the ending while abrupt was sweet and I was happy that things ended up that way.

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Favorite quote:

♥ "I'm not going anywhere."
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4,292 reviews2,388 followers
November 19, 2015
2 This Makes Me Sad Stars

I was really looking forward to reading this book and I was positive that it would be a short, super sexy book that I would love. Yet again, I was wrong.



Gracie has spent the past years focusing on her school work and future career. So now that she finally has the job she wanted she knows that it's time to focus on her life. First step: Lose her virginity.

When Hudson learns that his best friends little sister, also the woman he's been secretly pining for, wants to get some random guy to lose her virginity to he almost loses it. He's not about to let that happen so he comes up with a plan, he'll give her three lessons in sex and be her first. But after three nights of having Gracie in his arms he's not sure if he can let her go.



The book started off well and I was really liking Hudson and his dirty talk, but then it kind of went down hill after his and Gracie's first "lesson." At the part that I thought would be even hotter than the dirty talk it went weird. Hudson started talking like he was teaching a sex ed class and not like he was about to take Gracie's virginity. It was a huge turn off and sadly their encounters never got better. It ruined the whole book for me because all I was expecting out of this was a sexy read and just a little romance.



Did I expect romance? Not really, but I did think there would at least be some sort of feelings going on in this book. There weren't. I couldn't feel any connection between Hudson and Gracie and then when the whole "I love you" thing came out at the end all I could do was roll my eyes. Actually the whole ending just annoyed me because it was so abrupt and out of nowhere the epilogue came and I wasn't expecting the story to end there. I actually had to ask my friend if that's where hers ended also because I seriously thought maybe there was something wrong with the book.



Overall, this book disappointed me and I think novella's just maybe aren't for me. I had a little too many expectations going into this based on the title and the blurb so what I got didn't satisfy me. I hope it works for everyone else and will be the short, sexy book I wanted for them.

P.S Can authors please stop having their heroine's ask "how is it going to fit?"
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2,103 reviews1,415 followers
November 17, 2015
ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review

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Kendall Ryan has done it again!!!!! She has me hooked and smiling like a fool in her newest release, Monster Prick, a spin-off novella to Screwed. Monster Prick is a short read and so I don't want to spoil anything for readers but I will just say that this book had the right amount of sexy, steam, and sweetness that will leave you satisfied. Gracie has always had a crush on her older brother's best friend, Hudson and as it turns out Hudson always felt the same way for Gracie as well. So when Gracie decides it's time to cash in her V-card by joining an online dating site, Hudson puts a big stop to it. If anyone was going to take her virginity, Hudson knew it had to be him and only him. So when he persuades Gracie that he will be the only one providing her sexual education, he knew once he crossed that invisible line there is no turning back. And so, will Hudson be able to tell his best friend that he is in love with his baby sister?

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Monster Prick was a sweet and sexy read that had the perfect amount of steam. My only concern was that I just wished it was a bit longer since the ending and epilogue felt a bit rushed. Maybe I felt that way because I was a bit greedy for more Hudson and Gracie. Kendall Ryan will have her readers smitten as these two childhood friends finally get their shot at love and romance. So if you are looking for a book that weaves sexiness, steam, and romance then I highly urge you to read Monster Prick.

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943 reviews598 followers
November 20, 2015
***3.5 HOT Stars*****

(Arc provided in exchange for an honest review)

This book was great!

I loved the characters and the writing style in this novella. My problem mainly was, that IT WAS TOO SHORT!!! Sort of felt like when you go to Disney World, and wait 45 minutes in line for a super awesome ride that only lasts 2 minutes.

Kendall Ryan created a very entertaining story, with interesting characters, that left me wanting more. I wanted this book to be a full length novel, so bad.

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Gracie has always had a crush on her older brother's best friend, Hudson. When they were kids they were close, and had an adorable friendship in secret. But once she hit puberty everything changed and he distanced himself by acting like a real prick around her and sleeping around with anything that moved.

Now, years later - Hudson works with his best friend and when Hayden asks him out to drinks to celebrate his sister getting a new job, he's totally up for it. Hudson misses Gracie and is happy to join the festivities with her.

Hudson can't understand his bad reaction when Gracie shares her plans of joining online dating. He decides to dig in more into the real reasons why she would want to do such a thing, and when he discovers she just wants to finally get rid of her v-card, he offers to help.

Gracie is scared of accepting Hudson's offer because she has feelings for him and doesn't want to end up with a broken heart but they make a very straight forward deal. Three dates only, and he will teach her everything she needs to know about enjoying and giving sexual pleasures.

The chemistry between them goes beyond sexual, the history they've shared has made them connect in a deeper level and after the three dates, the serial dater man and the inexperienced sweet woman will find that they are simply perfect for each other...

Monster Prick is a spin off novella from a previous novel and since I really enjoyed this author's writing style, I will be sure to read Screwed. I really enjoyed this book as I stated before. I'm not one to usually read novellas because I don't like the feeling of dissatisfaction that I usually find with short stories. But if you are someone who enjoys quick, sexy stories, I have no doubt this one will be a winner for you.

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465 reviews46 followers
July 5, 2020
He IS a monster prick. That maneuver at the ice scream shop speaks volume as to how much of a prick he is. Major turn off!

But surprisingly, I enjoyed this one better than Screwed.

Huh. Now where did that come from?
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441 reviews60 followers
December 17, 2015
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For some reason stories where the guy was in love with someone he shouldn’t but he just can’t seem to stop himself and then finally one day he realizes that the little girl that was infatuated with, now is a hot stunning woman that he just can’t stop to feel attracted to…those stories just melts me down.
So, Restraining himself?
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Her real, hidden feelings?
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A tiny white lie?
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Main course?
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Not good restraining yourselves guys!! Not at all!
HE:
Me, his best friend, slowly but surely… falling in love with his precious baby sister.

SHE:
And that’s exactly it. I’m fucked. I’m falling in love with a man I can never have.

A lovely and amazing HEA
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Summing up?I LOVED IT
And it wasn’t quite long as the first book. XD
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229 reviews37 followers
November 21, 2015
Sigh. I was so excited to read this. And now, I'm dismayed. The blurb hooked me and then it went down the hill once I finished. Oh, man. I could've cried from the disappointment.

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690 reviews481 followers
November 18, 2015
2 STARS!

Uh... what is this? Oh, a novella... Well, yeah. Maybe it's-me-not-you case :D

I don't know what to say. Is it about cherry popping and marathon sex for 3 days? Oops...

Gracie Oliver is a 22 yo virgin who wanna search someone to deflower her. She's desperate because her 'one-sided' love towards Hudson. He's Hayden (from Screwed) best friend. But Hudson couldn't allow Gracie meet some random people to give her virginity, instead he offer himself to do it.

It's about sex. The diry talks was fine but every time they do sex is boring and so BLEH. I don't feel any chemistry between them. They stated they're in love since childhood. I think it's only crush? Quite unbelievable. I never like time skip. After three days, sex blabla sex... the ending is too rushed. Not enough bonding time. I plainly disappointed with this novella. The title didn't do justice. I feel cheated.

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1,179 reviews142 followers
November 18, 2015
So, I just finished this and I'm a little disappointed. I was so excited to read this that when I finished The Gentleman Mentor I pre-ordered this book right away. Though I loved Hudson from the first book I don't think this book did him justice. I'm so let down. Don't get me wrong, I did enjoy reading it but I thought it would be at the caliber of The Gentleman Mentor. I guess they all can't be 5 stars.
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506 reviews79 followers
November 19, 2015
4.5 Stars

"A good relationship doesn't tie you down. It sets you free. It means that you'll always have someone there to support you. It gives you a space to be yourself without being alone. To try new things together and fuck up and laugh about it and try again."


OMG I LOVE THIS!!
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I know I love Gracie and Hudson ever since their short appearance in Screwed ❤

"The only crime worse than messing with your best friend's lover is messing with his sister."


This novella is soooo HOT!! Like 80% of the book is hot sex scenes!
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It's so short that it has no stupid drama in it.
And I love love love love the epilogue!!
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I wish this was a full-length novel instead of novella. I need Gracie and Hudson mooooreeee!!
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1,291 reviews250 followers
February 14, 2017
I enjoyed this one but it was hard to really connect with the characters because it was so short.
Apart from sharing his man fat in the past like germs from a cold with every willing woman around, Hudson was quite sweet, not a prick - unless the tittle is about the size of his dick, then maybe it makes sense.

I wouldn't necessarily class this as erotica because the sex wasn't very descriptive for me.


There's no need to read Screwed first.
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1,453 reviews428 followers
November 2, 2015
☆ I received an ARC via Inkslinger PR in exchange for an honest review. Thank you!! ☆

3.5 stars!!

Monster Prick is one of those reads you can finish well within or beneath 20 minutes.

As it is a short novella, so everything is short and expedited, I cannot vouch on the story line in detail or give you any tidbits of what you can expect.

Basically, if you kept up with bk1 and read the synopsis of this title's plot description, it is what it is. There are no twists nor surprises whatsoever.

Girl wants to lose V-card. Brother's best friend steps in to put a spin on things. Pretty straight forward stuff.

I would say, if you're looking for something fast, steamy, and totally taboo, Monster Prick is the book choice for you!!

Kawehi
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1,385 reviews441 followers
November 19, 2015

2 "Just being near him is an aphrodisiac." Stars

As a big fan of Screwed I was excited about this stand alone, spin off novella. It's super short told from both points of view of Hudson and Gracie, hero and heroine. Gracie's a 22 year old virgin looking to cash in the v-card while Hudson is the best friend of her older brother willing to help rid her of her dreaded sexual status. Cliches, dirty talk, and inevitable feelings ensue. Honestly, being a novella the story will work for some as it's long time friends turn lovers/best friend-forbidden younger sister trope. For me it was too fast and furious with some trite dialogue and inner thoughts. Hudson was hot though and Gracie was cute. The epilogue of this was also quite sweet. Just an OK read for me.
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478 reviews406 followers
May 5, 2019
*** 3,5 stars ***
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482 reviews865 followers
November 18, 2015
Well what a bummer! The description of the book is more exciting than the story itself!

Anyone can tell me why this book titled MONSTER PRICK? The heroine mentioned that he was a dick head but I didn't get the vibe that he's even one!

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I was kinda hoping for some drama or OTT possessive hero but I didn't get it. One word I could describe the hero... BORING.

I know its a novella and its supposed to be short but its pretty much no in-depth story in here. We get a lil snip-its here and there but nothing really made me want to devour the shit out of it! I even skipped the sex scenes (which is sooo not me!!)


1.5 stars!
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267 reviews102 followers
November 19, 2015
4 stars!****

Even thought it was shorter, Monster Prick was a lot better than Screwed. There were no boring parts, no annoying or WTF scenes. I was only sorry that it wasn't longer.

Grace is twenty two, just moved out of her parents, got a dream job and is ready to date now. More importantly, she's wants to get rid of her virginity. She finally realized that Hudson is never going to reciprocate her feelings, that he's never going to treat her like she's more than his best friends little sister.

When Hudson finds out that Grace is still virgin and wants to loose with some unknown guy from dating side, something inside of him snaps. He's jealous, a completely new feeling to him. And although he knows that his BFF is going to kick his ass, he comes up with a plan. He'll be the one to take Grace's virginity.

It was a whirlwind. Something was happening all the time and the ending was soo rushed. What would normally take couple of chapters was sumed up in two sentences, but that's probably because it was supposed to be novella and not a novel. If it was a bit longer - even just twenty more pages - it would do wonders.

Although I didn't mind how fast they fell in love, because they've known each other for years and were connected from the very beginning but I was bit disappointed too. There was a huge jump between the last chapter and epilogue that kind of made me feel like there were several chapters missing.

Over all I really liked this one. It was hot, steamy, lovely and funny. It was a fast enjoyable read.

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2,366 reviews332 followers
December 2, 2018
Quick, fun, and super sexy!
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October 31, 2015
4.5 Stars

Review by Lisa Kane

Monster Prick is a novella so it's a short read but hits all my require boxes. It's hot, has a great plot and ties up the story. I knew I was going to love this one since I adored Hudson Stone in Screwed, and I was thrilled to see he was going to have his own story with Gracie, Hayden's sister.

Gracie has just recently graduated from college and feels that it's time to catch up to the point every else around her is at-relationships, fun, sex. She's still a virgin at 22 and is so ready to change that. When she's out at her celebration dinner with Hayden and Hudson, she lets it be known that she's signed up for an online dating sight. She's ready to meet someone.

This is the year that Gracie Oliver grows up. I;m nervous about it, but excited, too-it's just another way I'm taking charge of my life.

Only Hayden has a fit and starts spouting off about crazies and serial killers and Hudson looks like he swallowed something horrible. She leaves in a huff; sick of their babying her. Hudson follows.

Now Gracie has known Hudson her whole life. He spent more time in her home while he was growing up than in his over the top disgustingly rich parents' house. Being the youngest of three children, Gracie was the one overlooked, and Hudson was the one who spoiled her. He would buy her books and little treats and make sure she felt like she belonged. When she started to develop and got older, he backed off. He was still friendly, but not as affectionate. He may be her older brother's best friend, but he's been her crush forever.

When Hudson presses Gracie to tell him why she wants to try online dating she lets him know she is sick of being a virgin. She wants to know what's it's like to be with a man. When he tells her he could help her with that problem, she just about falls over. It turns out Mr. Stone isn't indifferent to Gracie at all-his feelings for her are not those of a big brother figure. But he has his reasons for keeping those thoughts to himself.

When I became a man-and I realized she was becoming a woman-I did my best to shut things down. The only crime worse than messing with your best friend's lover is messing with his sister.

So he proposes a plan-one that will benefit both of them.

"Nothing complicated. We'd meet up at my place-say, three times-and I'd teach you what I know." Taking a chance, I add, "What makes you come best. How to please a man. Anything you want to learn."

Oh, things are about to get really interesting now!

Will Gracie agree? Will Hudson ever tell her how he really feels? What happens after the three times is up?

I only distracted myself with all those other women in the first place because I couldn't have her.

This may have been a short read, but I LOVED it! I wouldn't mind a little follow up for Hayden and Emery and Hudson and Gracie. (Kendall, are you taking my hint??)
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1,105 reviews770 followers
November 17, 2015
Grab your Monster Prick for a riveting and romantic ride on a reading adventure that will fuel your laughter and light up your lady parts! Monster Prick, by the incredible Kendall Ryan, is a hot, heady, humorous, and hypnotizing romance that sucked me in from the very first page where I alternated among giggling, gushing, and gasping. The writing is refreshing and raw mixed with humor and heat---the perfect blend for a swoon-a-licious story.

Grace ‘Gracie’ Oliver, Hayden’s beautiful little sister, is done carrying her v-card, which is so old that it is covered in dust. A college graduate who has barely been to third base is almost unbelievable. It is time to find a hot man to pop that cherry so she can kiss her nearly nun status goodbye.

If only her childhood dream could come true and her older brother’s best friend and business partner, Hudson Stone, could be her first. It’s too bad he’s always seen her as merely the little sister of his best friend.

“Even on days when I hated him, I wished that he would see me as a woman, not some annoying little kid.”

Hudson is tall, muscular, and hot as hell, but a mega manwhore. A Monster Prick. Her confidant and cheerleader during her oh-so-awkward childhood, Gracie has carried a forever crush on her brother’s BFF and the feeling just may be mutual.

“I know I’m not worried. I’m pissed. A deep kind of pissed. Territorial and jealous. I want to fight off every challenger…and bury myself in her until she screams that she’s mine.”

Holy shocker when she discovers that the feeling is mutual! Hello v-card retirement!

“We’d meet up at my place---say, three times---and I’d teach you what I know. What makes you come best. How to please a man. Anything you want to learn.”

Holy hot talking Monster Prick with lines like these that heat you from head to toe:

“My pussy squeezes a little at the tone of his warm, husky voice right in my ear.”

“Because my boner has hit the emergency override switch to my brain.”

“Soon I’m clawing at the sheets, tugging at his hair, and rocking my hips into his mouth, not caring one little bit that I’m riding his face like a maniac.”

Grace feels empowered, heady, and hot with knowing that Hudson is as gaga over her as she is with him. It is time for Hudson to play teacher to his willing student. Teach Grace the sexual ropes with no strings attached.

“Little o’ me, with one of LA’s most desirable men dying to touch me. I almost can’t believe it…but my body sure does, and it wants to answer his call.”

When student and teacher with off-the-charts chemistry collide or more like combust, it is freaking fireworks! It seems like the perfect way for Gracie to embrace her womanhood and sexuality with the hottest and most amazing man she knows. She learns how to be a sexual siren while Hudson can teach his skills and enjoy a few dates of wild sex sans commitment. She just cannot and will not fall for her teacher, the Monster Prick. He will not get in a relationship with his best friend’s little sister. The lessons are not real. Sex with no strings. Nothing more.

I love a well-written friends-to-lovers story, and Monster Prick delivers the goods. Kendall Ryan is a master at romantic comedies---stories that are achingly addictive and oh-so-decadent and delicious. Pick up your Monster Prick now and devour him…I mean...it…this brilliant book.

5 funny, flirty, and fabulous stars

***ARC received by Bookalicious Babes Blog for an honest review***
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959 reviews197 followers
November 18, 2015
I loved this novella but it was way too short for me, I needed more!!

Gracie and Hudson were just perfect together!!!!! Gracie's had a crush/infatuation for Hudson since she was a little girl, he was best friends with her brother. Hudson was protective of Gracie for as long as he could remember, being observant and seeing her family kind of pass her over for her other siblings.

As Gracie matured and started to blossom into a women, Hudson realized that his feelings for Gracie were not so pure anymore. He distanced himself and spent less time at their home. Gracie's crush turned into lust as her hormones kicked in, but she realized Hudson would never really see her as a real women.


Gracie has now graduated college, started a new job and found a place of her own to live. Her brother invites her out for drinks to celebrate her new phase in life and guess who shows up, yep, Hudson. And this is where it gets fun and hot!!! Gracie announces she's joined a dating site and is going to finally start having some fun, oh and she's also going to get rid of her V-card.

Hudson realizes Gracie has grown into beautiful women. Gracie's feeling of lust for Hudson spark all over again and she realizes she has never really gotten over Hudson. Well when Gracie makes her announcement, Hudson becomes angry and realizes he feels possessive of Gracie and kinda jealous too. Both her brother and Hudson try and talk her out of the dating site idea and Gracie becomes angry and storms off. Something makes Hudson realize he can't let her leave feeling hurt, so he goes after her.

And we now witness the beginning of a hot, sensual and beautiful relationship develop. Hudson offer's to help Gracie in getting rid of her V-card and tutor her in sex. The two are combustible together, no joke, but it's not just the chemistry/sex. These two were also sweet together, funny and sassy. Of course they reconnect and all the old feeling return as they develop of deep and sweet love. I loved the epilogue!!!

I really enjoyed this couple and the development of their relationship. It was well balanced with not just sex, but emotions, feelings and such cute sass too. Really wished it was longer, I didn't get enough of these two. Highly recommended!!!
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1,317 reviews
November 23, 2015
Great short & steamy read. Perfect weekend fodder.

4.5 Cherry-poppin stars

I adored Screwed, and I was delighted to see that Gracie, Hayden’s little sister, and Hudson had got their own short, little steamy memoir.

Having been Hayden’s best friend for forever, Hudson Stone knew little Gracie well. He had spent many nights at the Oliver household, and had always had time for the little girl.

”I think Hudson was the only one who noticed how I struggled to fit into my own family.”


However, little she was no longer, when he accompanied his friend, Hayden, to join his sis for a celebratory drink.

Grace Oliver had just completed her first weeks work as an architect, and could feel herself lunging into adulthood at a great rate of knots. There was one small problem that she was trying to overcome, and had resorted to online dating as a means to rid herself of her rosy youth.

When Grace disclosed her plans to her brother, and Hudson, they were both abhorred by it, especially Hudson. He had a plan..and he was going to control this part of Gracie’s entry into adulthood.

I thoroughly enjoyed this little treat. The entire story was all I wanted to be absorbed…completely. Grace blossomed once under the tutelage of Hudson, who himself had alien feelings about the whole proposition he had undertaken. Their journey was delightful. Their dialogue was exclusive. Loved it. Loved it. LOVED IT!
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