[9/10]
It was often a good idea, Vimes always found, to give the silly bits of the brain something to do, so that they did not interfere with the important ones which had a proper job to fulfill.
A Discworld book is always a good idea for me. The later ones, like ‘Snuff’, put the silly bits of story on the back burner in order to concentrate on the important ones, like the rule of law or racism. They’re still as funny as always, but you can learn a useful life lesson or two from the journey, if you pay attention.
The one person who is sure to pay attention to what goes on in the city of Ankh-Morpork is the Patrician, Lord Vetinari, the absolute despot who plays the long game from the shadows.
“Everyone should occasionally break the law in some small and delightful way, Drumknott. It’s good for the hygiene of the brain.” [...]
“In short, Drumknott, a certain amount of harmless banditry amongst the lower classes is to be smiled upon if not actively encouraged, for the health of the city, but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?”
The Patrician prefers to work in secret, manipulating events through intermediaries. His major talent appears to be his ability to judge character and to assign the right person for the job that needs to be done. In the case of bringing down the high and mighty who abuse their power, this right person is of course our old friend his Grace, the Duke af Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch.
The sneakiness of Lord Vetinari is manifested in the devious plan he uses in order to make Sam Vimes act: force him to take a vacation from the business of policing the city, to spend some quiet, relaxing times at the country estate that came to him from the marriage to Lady Sybil.
The countryside might be a [smelly] delight for young Sam [ “Do yo know, Dad, that when a chicken does a poo, there’s a white bit on top which is the wee? Sometimes is like the icing on a bun, Dad!” ], but for Commander Vimes the countryside soon becomes a tangle of plots, betrayals and criminal activity. Lady Sybil might resent her husbands getting involved in police work during his first holiday, but she knows a good man’s jurisdiction is not limited to his office hours.
“Nevertheless, Sam, I am certain of one thing and it’s this: the worst thing you can do is nothing. Go to it, Sam.”
“It” is the way the people in the country, as well as the ones in the city, treat the goblins – the one species on Discworld that is too despicable and too alien to be considered human. So far in the series, we have become used to include werewolves, trolls, dwarfs, vampires, the undead and others as worthy of respect and of humane treatment in society. Goblins are still left out.
The City Watch appeared to contain at least one member of every known bipedal sapient species plus one Nobby Nobbs. It had become a tradition: if you could make it as a copper, then you could make it as a species. But nobody had ever once suggested that Vimes should employ a goblin, the simple reason being that they were universally known to be stinking, cannibalistic, vicious, untrustworthy bastards.
It takes somebody like Vetinari, or like Sam Vimes, or Sir Terry Pratchett, to force us to confront our deepest prejudices, to consider the plight of those who live on the edge, often driven there not by some intrinsic fault in their genes, but by the cruelty and greed of those who by the accident of birth have the right skin colour, the right religion or the right amount of wealth.
‘I must say that goblins live on the edge, often because they have been driven there. When nothing else can survive, they do. Their universal greeting is, apparently, “Hang” which means “Survive”. I know dreadful crimes have been laid at their door, but the world itself has never been kind to them.
Sam Vimes discovers that goblins are living in burrows on his estate, but also signs that some people have been raiding and enslaving the goblins, sending them in slavery to unknown destinations. He is warned by the local gentry to keep off and mind his own business, but for Commander Vimes the rule of law has always been his business, no matter where he finds himself.
... sometimes you should follow the arrogance ... You should look for those who can’t believe that the law would ever catch them, who believe that they act out of a right that the rest of us do not have. The job of the officer of the law is to let them know that they are wrong!”
I have probably given enough hints about the plot already, enough to underline the social and political message of the novel. Remember though, that this is Discworld novel, with the usual colourful language, oddball characters, funny footnotes and silly bits.
It’s also a City Watch episode, so the reader can enjoy the return of many of their favorite police persons: Carrot, Angua, Detritus, Nobby Nobbs, Fred Colon, Cheery Littlebottom and more. Of particular interest in this book is Sam Vimes’ valet and bodyguard Willikins, modeled on the famous P G Wodehouse Jeeves.
The reader might also enjoy learning about the country game of crockett or about how a police investigation is like a game of snooker.
I love the optimism of Terry Pratchett, his belief in our better nature and in the right people rising to the occasion and helping us overcome the darkest parts of human nature:
and so one at a time we all become human – human werewolves, human dwarfs, human trolls ... the melting pot melts in one direction only, and so we make progress.
Recent events [global warming, the rise of neo-fascism, corporate greed, abortion rights, etc] make me doubt this theorem that progress is inevitable and to pick a different quote from the novel as emblematic:
And right now, sir, I’d just like to not be living in a world of bloody fools.
I wish Sir Terry Pratchett was still with us, writing his sharp satires and urging us to do better. My list of unread Discworld novels is getting depressingly short.