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464 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 26, 2016
“That’s the problem with arguing with Sig. We start at point A and then go straight to step thirteen and wind up in phase orange and then, you know, we’re in the linen aisle looking for windshield wipers…”
“Ever since I started hanging around you, it's more like 'Oh, look, something messed up is going on. Let's poke it And see what happens. Wow, it's even bigger and more messed-up than it looked like. Let's poke it again. Oh my God, where did those giant flaming woodchucks come from?”
Some chapter titles – Out of Hot Water and into the Hot Tub, Bullshittin’ on the Dock of the Bay, Dead Men Behaving Badly, Se We Weren’t Dead We Were Were Just in Canada, Annnnnnnd… Action!
“But let’s make sure we understand each other. This alliance between theOrder and the werewolves is a fragile thing. If we screw this up, you could wind up being hunted again.”
I slapped the SUV. “This SUV is red.”
Simon waited for me to expand on that point.
“It’s cold outside,” I said.
Simon still stared at me.
“You’re kind of acting like a dick,” I tried.
“What are you doing?” Simon demanded.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I thought we were playing some weird game where we made completely obvious statements,” I explained.
“Shush, John,” Sig cautioned. “You’re about to get Parth started on what constitutes reality.”
That was actually one of the most effective threats I’ve ever received. I shut up.