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Black Dress Chronicles #1
Lipstick
The perfect shade of lipstick can lead to the perfect opportunity for sin…
When living-challenged author Claire Presswood gets invited to go on a night out on the town with her two best friends, she isn't prepared for the evening that awaits her. Hungry and overworked, she arrives at a masked party at an art museum in time to meet debonair artist Maxwell Douglas. One look from his luminous eyes and Claire knows this will be a night to remember.
When living-challenged author Claire Presswood gets invited to go on a night out on the town with her two best friends, she isn't prepared for the evening that awaits her. Hungry and overworked, she arrives at a masked party at an art museum in time to meet debonair artist Maxwell Douglas. One look from his luminous eyes and Claire knows this will be a night to remember.
35 pages, Kindle Edition
First published September 9, 2015
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Erzabet Bishop
169 books397 followersErzabet Bishop is a USA Today bestselling and award winning author of over forty paranormal and contemporary romance books.
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September 14, 2015
This Monster Romp Is No Nightmare
A vampire a cat shifter and a zombie go into a mall... No this is not the opening of a bad joke, its the beginning of a really good, romcom short story.
Poor Rachel and Carmen just want to take zombie girl Claire to an art exhibit. Sure its upscale and she doesn't feel the part but does she need to be such a stick in the mud? After the girls get my favourite zombie all kitted out she decides she would rather eat then socialize. Her friends are not letting her get away with that and off they go. What happens next is not something I will share.
Technically sound and well written, I really liked this story!! It was funny in places, serious in others and sexy all the way through. I could not have asked for anything more from this story. It was a true delight to read a story where the zombie is not some mindless creeper but a fully functioning person. Well done Ms. Bishop.
A vampire a cat shifter and a zombie go into a mall... No this is not the opening of a bad joke, its the beginning of a really good, romcom short story.
Poor Rachel and Carmen just want to take zombie girl Claire to an art exhibit. Sure its upscale and she doesn't feel the part but does she need to be such a stick in the mud? After the girls get my favourite zombie all kitted out she decides she would rather eat then socialize. Her friends are not letting her get away with that and off they go. What happens next is not something I will share.
Technically sound and well written, I really liked this story!! It was funny in places, serious in others and sexy all the way through. I could not have asked for anything more from this story. It was a true delight to read a story where the zombie is not some mindless creeper but a fully functioning person. Well done Ms. Bishop.
October 22, 2015
**4 out of 5 stars from Cariad Books**
When you're short on time, but are experiencing reading withdrawals, this cute and fun story will soothe your symptoms nicely. Claire and her girlfriends aren't the average twenty-somethings *read as they're human challenged. LOL* having a girl's night out and maybe looking for someone to spend some one on one time with. Yeah, you know what I mean. ;-) Cat shifter, vampire, and zombie...oh my. Wait, what? Zombie? Why yes, Claire is in fact a zombie and oh my gosh, how she got zombified is hilarious in my opinion. I'll give you a hint -- no, bad dog. Haha. So Claire's friend decides they need to attend an art showing. Of course, she's got a little secret about the artist that she's not sharing with Claire, but assures her they have something in common. Claire is an erotica author and she's been dealing with a critic, Drew, that has slammed her work, when in all actuality the critic wouldn't know good erotica even if it slapped him on the a#&. The artist, Max, that they're going to see is essentially an erotic photographer. I know, I know, you think you've figured it out...that's what they have in common...their genres. And yes, that is the case, but there's one important detail that they share. *cough, cough. Same diet.*
So now Max and Claire are bonding over similar tastes, *snicker* that works on numerous levels, their mutual attraction, and their deep dislike of the critic, Drew, who shows at the gallery, causes a scene, and labels Max's work as pornography. (Psst...maybe he's just jealous. LOL)
Read Lipstick now to find out how lipstick plays a role in the story, more about Claire's "life" changing encounter, and see if she and Max can find their HEA.
**I received a copy in exchange for an honest review.**
When you're short on time, but are experiencing reading withdrawals, this cute and fun story will soothe your symptoms nicely. Claire and her girlfriends aren't the average twenty-somethings *read as they're human challenged. LOL* having a girl's night out and maybe looking for someone to spend some one on one time with. Yeah, you know what I mean. ;-) Cat shifter, vampire, and zombie...oh my. Wait, what? Zombie? Why yes, Claire is in fact a zombie and oh my gosh, how she got zombified is hilarious in my opinion. I'll give you a hint -- no, bad dog. Haha. So Claire's friend decides they need to attend an art showing. Of course, she's got a little secret about the artist that she's not sharing with Claire, but assures her they have something in common. Claire is an erotica author and she's been dealing with a critic, Drew, that has slammed her work, when in all actuality the critic wouldn't know good erotica even if it slapped him on the a#&. The artist, Max, that they're going to see is essentially an erotic photographer. I know, I know, you think you've figured it out...that's what they have in common...their genres. And yes, that is the case, but there's one important detail that they share. *cough, cough. Same diet.*
So now Max and Claire are bonding over similar tastes, *snicker* that works on numerous levels, their mutual attraction, and their deep dislike of the critic, Drew, who shows at the gallery, causes a scene, and labels Max's work as pornography. (Psst...maybe he's just jealous. LOL)
Read Lipstick now to find out how lipstick plays a role in the story, more about Claire's "life" changing encounter, and see if she and Max can find their HEA.
**I received a copy in exchange for an honest review.**
September 30, 2015
I was given a copy for exchange for my honest review
I actually really enjoyed this book it was a nice short story with lots of laughing out loud moments and a really really hot studio scene
So three friends vampire cat shifter and a zombie starts off going to the mall getting all dolled up and then going out to a art gallery.
I really liked the sassiness and the sarcasm that come from the three friends even though yes they are all different they get along so well and they played off each other's personality.
Claire who is a zombie go to a art gallery with her two friends and meets can you guess it another zombie and my oh my do the sparks fly.
So if you're looking for a fun quick short read I definitely recommend this story and I'll have you laughing and blushing at the same time
I actually really enjoyed this book it was a nice short story with lots of laughing out loud moments and a really really hot studio scene
So three friends vampire cat shifter and a zombie starts off going to the mall getting all dolled up and then going out to a art gallery.
I really liked the sassiness and the sarcasm that come from the three friends even though yes they are all different they get along so well and they played off each other's personality.
Claire who is a zombie go to a art gallery with her two friends and meets can you guess it another zombie and my oh my do the sparks fly.
So if you're looking for a fun quick short read I definitely recommend this story and I'll have you laughing and blushing at the same time
September 29, 2015
Three friends out on the prowl. Claire's been shut in lately and needs a night out, so her besties take the opportunity to take her out. The head to a local art gallery that is having a showing. Only this artist isn't like the others. He and Claire share a common bond. When they meet Claire steps out of her shell and takes the leap at Max. Who is all to willing to have her.
Very sexy book. Love how Claire isn't typical, neither is Max. It worked so well, but I wanted a long story.
Very sexy book. Love how Claire isn't typical, neither is Max. It worked so well, but I wanted a long story.
October 13, 2015
Short and sweet, vivid characters, and yummy eroticism. The zombie element had me thrown for a second, but the author weaved a beautifully smooth story with this one. I loved the BDSM moments and the funny dialogue between characters. It made me want to go out and buy a new shade of lipstick. I want to read more of the Black Dress Chronicles.
November 6, 2015
What a fun, quick read this is! A zombie, a vampire and a shifter walk into a party… That is the basic story but there is SO much more to the story than that! FULL REVIEW: http://thetbrpile.weebly.com/reviews/...
September 24, 2015
Fun, quick read with great series potential. Interesting twist on the zombie trope - looking forward to seeing if this is developed further.
Want to Read
September 22, 2015“God, my palm itches to spank you,” he breathed, reaching for an errant curl that had fallen across my face. “You are intoxicating.”
I took his hand and placed it on my breast, eager and more than ready. I turned in his arms and pushed my ass alongside the erection straining against his trousers. I imagined it inside me, pressing in even closer.
“I want you,” I breathed.
“Well then, there is just one little thing we need to remedy.” Maxwell's voice was low as he ran his hand in a light trail down my spine.
“Really? What's that?” I shivered as his hand traced lines down my body.
“The dress. It has to go.”
“Ummm.” I lifted my arm and his hand found the zipper. As he slowly moved it down, the dress loosened and he pulled it over my head. Clad in the thong, lacy-topped black thigh-highs, and shiny black stilettos, the chill of the room had fine goosebumps erupting all over my skin. My nipples pebbled with the delicious blend of cold and desire and maybe just a little fear. This man could do anything to me and who was to say the woman in his pictures upstairs was even alive?
The danger sped up my heart and made my juices flow.
I took his hand and placed it on my breast, eager and more than ready. I turned in his arms and pushed my ass alongside the erection straining against his trousers. I imagined it inside me, pressing in even closer.
“I want you,” I breathed.
“Well then, there is just one little thing we need to remedy.” Maxwell's voice was low as he ran his hand in a light trail down my spine.
“Really? What's that?” I shivered as his hand traced lines down my body.
“The dress. It has to go.”
“Ummm.” I lifted my arm and his hand found the zipper. As he slowly moved it down, the dress loosened and he pulled it over my head. Clad in the thong, lacy-topped black thigh-highs, and shiny black stilettos, the chill of the room had fine goosebumps erupting all over my skin. My nipples pebbled with the delicious blend of cold and desire and maybe just a little fear. This man could do anything to me and who was to say the woman in his pictures upstairs was even alive?
The danger sped up my heart and made my juices flow.
November 28, 2015
A vampire, a cat shifter and a zombie walk into a bar…
Or in this case, an art gallery. Claire wonders if her shade of lipstick is too outre for the evening out she has planned with her besties Carmen (cat shifter) and Rachel (vampire). Claire's social life hasn't been too impressive since her husband left her after she'd been turned into a zombie. Even her diet is somewhat limited--she prefers raw hamburger and steak to munching on human brains.
The gallery features a display of erotic art and soon Claire encounters the artist, who is everything a sexually deprived zombie gal could wish for and more. When she gets him alone, surprises and excitement ensue.
Lipstick is a fun and erotic short story for lovers of the paranormal. Due to its brief length, it's more of an appetizer than a full meal, but will leave readers eager for a taste of author's other work. Perhaps there will be stories for Rachel and Carmen, too?
Or in this case, an art gallery. Claire wonders if her shade of lipstick is too outre for the evening out she has planned with her besties Carmen (cat shifter) and Rachel (vampire). Claire's social life hasn't been too impressive since her husband left her after she'd been turned into a zombie. Even her diet is somewhat limited--she prefers raw hamburger and steak to munching on human brains.
The gallery features a display of erotic art and soon Claire encounters the artist, who is everything a sexually deprived zombie gal could wish for and more. When she gets him alone, surprises and excitement ensue.
Lipstick is a fun and erotic short story for lovers of the paranormal. Due to its brief length, it's more of an appetizer than a full meal, but will leave readers eager for a taste of author's other work. Perhaps there will be stories for Rachel and Carmen, too?
November 14, 2015
This is a short book you can definitely read it in less than an hour... if you read fast like me then 30 minutes tops...
Claire is a zombie though she hates the word is the best way to describe her. After dealing with an ex husband, a bad book review, and an awkward shopping experience she is ready to go home...
I don't blame her on that but once you read the book you will be happy she stuck around. When she meets Maxwell sparks fly and things get hot fast..
I enjoyed the dynamic between the friends and found myself laughing at Claire's internal dialogue.
The only thing that bummed me out was how rushed it felt at times and I wish there was more of the book. I am definitely interested in what the author will bring to this series and how she will expand it.
Overall I enjoyed it and give it 3 diamonds...
Claire is a zombie though she hates the word is the best way to describe her. After dealing with an ex husband, a bad book review, and an awkward shopping experience she is ready to go home...
I don't blame her on that but once you read the book you will be happy she stuck around. When she meets Maxwell sparks fly and things get hot fast..
I enjoyed the dynamic between the friends and found myself laughing at Claire's internal dialogue.
The only thing that bummed me out was how rushed it felt at times and I wish there was more of the book. I am definitely interested in what the author will bring to this series and how she will expand it.
Overall I enjoyed it and give it 3 diamonds...
January 1, 2016
A fast and enjoyable read! I thoroughly enjoyed this read. It was quirky, funny, yet sexy and steamy at the same time. Claire is an erotic romance writer tormented by a critic named Drew. Her friends - a vampire and a cat shifter- take her a zombie out to a party for a erotic photographer Maxwell Douglas. when they meet things heat up. The critic Drew shows up and condemns Maxwell's work add porn. Things get interesting and funny after that. I absolutely hope Erzabet Bishop Wright's another one as funny and quirky as this one.
I was given this e-book by the publisher for the purpose of an honest review. My conclusions are my own. I was not compensated in any way.
I was given this e-book by the publisher for the purpose of an honest review. My conclusions are my own. I was not compensated in any way.
January 31, 2016
What do you get when you have a vampire, a cat shifter and a zombie, yes I said zombie, and they decide they need a night out on the town? This cute short story is what. This is a fun short that's great for lunch break or a relaxing bath, my only complaint, I want MORE!!!! I absolutely love the characters and there's enough steam to run a sauna. A+ writing and really really fun to read.
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October 2, 2015
I was given an ARC of this in exchange for an honest review.
This is an usual, short story that i liked but there was just something missing. It didn't quite draw me in like i hoped.
If you are looking for something that is a quick and light-hearted, with no drama read this is the story for you. Suited to this time of year but not for me.
This is an usual, short story that i liked but there was just something missing. It didn't quite draw me in like i hoped.
If you are looking for something that is a quick and light-hearted, with no drama read this is the story for you. Suited to this time of year but not for me.
December 27, 2015
Lunch hour quickie - this is the book for you! Creative, sexy and hot! A super-fast read about zombie love in a nontraditional way! Claire and Maxwell steam up the sheets and manage to get a nice steak – loads of fun and humor, this is a well written story! I did receive a copy for an honest review. 5 out of 5 stars.
January 28, 2016
Well this story is definitely different. I enjoyed Claire's character and how she told her story. Then when she meets Max you definitely see the fireworks fly.
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