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330 pages, Paperback
First published May 6, 2009
"You sold three million copies and won a Booker. But Stephen King has sold a hundred times that number because he knows his market. If you want the respect and approbation of the literary community, go ahead and wait another ten years for suitable inspiration. In the meantime why not take a year off and write something less cerebral?"Less cerebral?! I wonder how much Stephen King Briant has actually read himself? For King he is not. Not even close. Is this Briant’s own insecurity showing through about the genre he has chosen to write in? Deep down, does he resent that HE won’t ever receive a Booker? Well guess what Briant. I hate to break it to you man, but it’s not your choice of genre that’s the problem, rather your inadequate storytelling skills.
"My wife lay dead. My children had been burned to death, and now I was informed that my oldest and dearest friend…had fucked my wife when he’d felt horny one day. You’d actually chosen not to give your own wife children, and then had been so careless, you gave my wife twins."Cue ominous music. Oy vey ... Oh yeah, and the ultimate revenge comes when Nick buries Dermot alive in the wife's backyard and keeps him alive by feeding him fetid compost???? No way! Can you spell soap opera?