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Wanted: A Bird Blacker Bounty Hunter Novel
Bountyhunter Ladybird "Bird" Blacker has enough to deal with, what with a partner who is a pacifist, and a business rival who is six feet seven inches tall, and wears a scowl you couldn't scrape off with a chisel. Then her kid sister, Ruby, shows up eager to get in on the fugitive-recovery business, and her latest successful capture turns out to be the son of a powerful crime boss. When the angry father hires an assassin to take out Bird and rescue his son, she turns out to be Bird's ex-girlfriend, and things really get interesting! Full of wry charm, suspense, unforgettable characters, and rich comedy. T.I. Alvarado's debut is reminiscent of both Elmore Leonard and David Sedaris.
280 pages, Paperback
First published July 1, 2006
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October 13, 2020
My first bought lesbian book... I got in highschool... Is still one of my top favorite...
It's sleek and funny...
I totally would want to see this made into a movie...
Definitely a must read... need a sequel...
It's sleek and funny...
I totally would want to see this made into a movie...
Definitely a must read... need a sequel...
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June 18, 2020Bird Blacker—who has one of the oddest names in lesbian mystery fiction—is an ex-police officer now working as a bounty hunter—probably the first bounty hunter in the genre. Comparisons beg to be made between Bird and Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum, and there are a few. Both women are tenacious and funny, both have male partners, and both have family that are active in the plot. But Bird is a closeted lesbian and lives on the other side of the country from Stephanie. The better comparison might be between Bird and Domino Harvey, a real-life bounty hunter. Domino (who died in 2005—the year before this book was published) was about the same age as Bird and lived in Los Angeles.
Wanted is a quick read and an enjoyable one. In fact, 95 percent of it is hilarious. It is a true comic novel, even more humorous than the novels of Mabel Maney or Deborah Powell. Bird was flushed from her nest as a police officer when she had an affair with her male partner’s wife, and has to take a job as a “fugitive recovery agent.” Her new boss, Vicky Da Vinci, not only owns the bail bonding agency, but is a painter as well. Bird’s arch-rival is a gigantic, bald, and heavily muscled bounty hunter named Mochabean, a man so unpleasant that he pretends to have friends by forcing his handcuffed skips to have a drink with him in his favorite bar before he turns them over to the police.
But the real star of the book is Bird’s younger sister Ruby. A 20-year-old college dropout, Ruby makes Bird’s life a living hell from the minute she shows up for a visit. The sisters agree on absolutely nothing, and Bird’s dangerous job leaves her no time to babysit. Ruby, on the other hand, wants to help Bird catch fugitives. But when the mob gets involved and Ruby is kidnapped by Bird’s ex-girlfriend (whose similarity to Lacey Montgomery, in Tonya Muir’s Breaking Away is duly noted), Bird has to risk everything to save her.
But that’s really only the surface of things. Most of the story is a madcap romp through LA—the kind of a book that Butch Fatale tried to be but failed.
But remember when I said in the second paragraph that the book was 95 percent hilarious? Well, the other 5 percent consists of tough, fist-in-your-teeth violence. Although I don’t like violence in literature, I’m sure there’s a place for it. My objection here is that it is so out of tone with the rest of the writing that it almost could have been lifted from another novel altogether: Hemingway’s Islands in the Stream, maybe, or Palahniuk’s Fight Club. And most of this violence comes in the first couple of chapters. An incredibly off-putting beginning to what became a very enjoyable novel. It probably cost the author the better part of a star. Give it a 3.8 and envision what the novel could have been.
Note: I read the first printing of the Alyson Books edition.
Another Note: This review is included in my book The Art of the Lesbian Mystery Novel, along with information on over 930 other lesbian mysteries by over 310 authors.
Wanted is a quick read and an enjoyable one. In fact, 95 percent of it is hilarious. It is a true comic novel, even more humorous than the novels of Mabel Maney or Deborah Powell. Bird was flushed from her nest as a police officer when she had an affair with her male partner’s wife, and has to take a job as a “fugitive recovery agent.” Her new boss, Vicky Da Vinci, not only owns the bail bonding agency, but is a painter as well. Bird’s arch-rival is a gigantic, bald, and heavily muscled bounty hunter named Mochabean, a man so unpleasant that he pretends to have friends by forcing his handcuffed skips to have a drink with him in his favorite bar before he turns them over to the police.
But the real star of the book is Bird’s younger sister Ruby. A 20-year-old college dropout, Ruby makes Bird’s life a living hell from the minute she shows up for a visit. The sisters agree on absolutely nothing, and Bird’s dangerous job leaves her no time to babysit. Ruby, on the other hand, wants to help Bird catch fugitives. But when the mob gets involved and Ruby is kidnapped by Bird’s ex-girlfriend (whose similarity to Lacey Montgomery, in Tonya Muir’s Breaking Away is duly noted), Bird has to risk everything to save her.
But that’s really only the surface of things. Most of the story is a madcap romp through LA—the kind of a book that Butch Fatale tried to be but failed.
But remember when I said in the second paragraph that the book was 95 percent hilarious? Well, the other 5 percent consists of tough, fist-in-your-teeth violence. Although I don’t like violence in literature, I’m sure there’s a place for it. My objection here is that it is so out of tone with the rest of the writing that it almost could have been lifted from another novel altogether: Hemingway’s Islands in the Stream, maybe, or Palahniuk’s Fight Club. And most of this violence comes in the first couple of chapters. An incredibly off-putting beginning to what became a very enjoyable novel. It probably cost the author the better part of a star. Give it a 3.8 and envision what the novel could have been.
Note: I read the first printing of the Alyson Books edition.
Another Note: This review is included in my book The Art of the Lesbian Mystery Novel, along with information on over 930 other lesbian mysteries by over 310 authors.
June 11, 2008
Ladybird "Bird" Blacker is an anal-retentive ex-cop, lesbian bounty hunter who is unlucky in love, and often on the job, working with a partner who practices yoga, doesn't want to carry a gun, and leaves the bullets out of it when he does.
Bird's twenty-year-old sister Ruby shows up out of the blue and moves into her tiny apartment with her. Ruby is a slob, she's dropped out of college, which Bird has been paying for, and she's all excited about helping Bird with her job, having a TV concept about what all is involved.
Thy catch a tax fraud bail jumper, and then learn he's the son of the local mob leader. The mob kidnaps Ruby, and Bird tries to arrange an exchange of prisoners. A wild series of mishaps, and violent escapdes occur, with Bird running into her latest ex-lover in an unexpected location and role. Ruby turns out to have some tricks up her sleeve.
A fast, and entertaining read.
Bird's twenty-year-old sister Ruby shows up out of the blue and moves into her tiny apartment with her. Ruby is a slob, she's dropped out of college, which Bird has been paying for, and she's all excited about helping Bird with her job, having a TV concept about what all is involved.
Thy catch a tax fraud bail jumper, and then learn he's the son of the local mob leader. The mob kidnaps Ruby, and Bird tries to arrange an exchange of prisoners. A wild series of mishaps, and violent escapdes occur, with Bird running into her latest ex-lover in an unexpected location and role. Ruby turns out to have some tricks up her sleeve.
A fast, and entertaining read.
March 21, 2008
Generally disappointing. While I really wanted to get behind the fun, pulpy premise (lesbian bounty hunter), I just couldn't handle the poor writing quality. The adjectives were jarring, like the author had just busted out the thesaurus and picked at random. The narration lacked consistency (switched from present and past tense), as did the plot (sloppy character details and a grim ending that seem hastily tacked on). And to think I bothered to get this book through interlibrary loan ;-)
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