What a name. Existentialism. Too long for most people. They’d fall asleep after the second syllable. Ex-ist-zzzz. That’s most people’s reaction.
The existentialists like to make a big hoo-hah about some pretty obvious stuff, but then they spend a lot of chatter in ignoring some obvious stuff about the obvious stuff if you get my drift. So they say that people are not rocks or animals. This is a point they make. Well any child knows this. And they say like this, rocks don’t know they’re rocks, animals likewise, but we know we are people. And, like a rock cannot but fall when part of an avalanche, and a dog cannot but chase at the cat or ball. However, we people do not have to do these things because we can stop and think … nah, not today man. This means we are free. And, there’s more : we people don’t like to be free, it’s like this dreadful burden. It’s what I’m like on holiday. I don’t like working but at least in the office I know what I’m supposed to be doing.
Okay, the obvious things to say about this obvious stuff is that in theory we people are free to do stuff – you can jack your tiresome job today, tell your boss you never liked his manners or his flappy jowls and just mooch on out of there. Just like in American Beauty and umpteen other male mid life crisis movies. But see unless you just wrote a hit book or top tune, you just have to go and get another job. So you ain’t free. People life is cram full of dire necessities. See here:
Chocoholics beware! Existentialists will not accept your addiction to chocolate as an excuse: you could have refrained from eating that delicious piece of chocolate cake if you had chosen to. Why? Because, as Sartre would put it, there was nothing in your nature as a consciousness that required you to be a “cake-eater”.
I note that they used chocolate and not crack cocaine here as an example. Does Sartre deny the addictive properties of crack? We’ll never know as he was dead before it hit the streets.
Sartre seems to think that we people are never feeling genuine emotion because we are conscious of the motion of the emotion as soon as we get it and therefore too self-conscious to get into it 100%. In this also he is somewhat idiotic as he did not notice that many people are overwhelmed by emotion all the time and never stop to light a Gauloise and think about being overwhelmed. To prove this all you have to do is watch the news or live with a 17 year old daughter* or play Stay with me Baby by Lorraine Ellison. She was really into the moment, there. No Gauloise.
Existentialists like Heidegger liked to jazz their philosophy with cute phrases like “everyone is the other and no one is himself” and “a for-itself conscious is a no-thing” and they like to describe human society as a bunch of alienated inauthentic daseins confronting the they. Well, I can get behind all that. Every in-crowd has its cool expressions, so no different here.
Descartes was very skeptical and said all you could be sure of was that you could think but Heidegger said no man, that’s too cold. There is many other people (that are called daseins) out there. It’s just you stay in your room and you don’t see that. Heidegger did not feel Descartes.
Chapter 5 is called finitude. In this chapter Leibniz’s philosophy comes gliding into view, a foul barquentine bearing a smiley face flag. Wartenburg, named most appositely after Hamlet’s university, says
Given the amount of pain and suffering that exists in our world, it is hard to accept Leibniz’s claim that this is the best of all possible worlds.
For real. The philosopher Leibniz was some potato head, coming up with trash like that. If it wasn’t that the Christians of the 18th century were wanting some fast food justifications of God I can imagine Leibniz being given a broom and told to sweep the best of all possible streets for the rest of his working life. If this book is a fair representation of Leibniz then his disrespect of humanity was so monumental it should have been a theme park & would have dwarfed the Grand Canyon.
Existentialists liked to get rid of God because that’s like obvious but they took a step further and got rid of rational thought. Nah, they said, rational thought is just Vanilla God. Camus said
One must imagine Sisyphus is happy.
You know, the boulder guy. Well, Sisyphus was not on holiday, so I can see that.
One thing I do like about these thinkers is that they thought that the other guys were completely wrong. It was like, cool philosophy, Camus, but totally wrong. Couldn’t be wronger. That was Thomas Nagel. He thought scorn was not the way. (Camus promoted being scornful. He said the boulder guy was happy, but scornful of Zeus.) It seems these existentialists were very keen to get the right attitude to life. When you buy your groceries you should realize the absurdity of this act, but take it seriously, and be scornful of Zeus, and not believe in God or rational thought, and that groceries are Kafkaesque. I regret that none of these existential philosophers lived long enough to take part in a reality tv show. That would have been a hoot. The Sartres. Thinking with the Stars. Strictly Come Beckett. I like that the existentialists think that you should live an authentic life by doing what you want to do and stuff everyone else. This is good when it comes to Joe Strummer dropping out of Eton to form The Clash but not so good when it comes to Jeffrey Dahmer. He was an authentic guy but the results were challenging.
Sometimes it seems that this school of philosophy boils down to saying well kid, there are no hard and fast rules to life, you just have to figure it out yourself. But that doesn’t make my dad an existentialist. He wouldn’t have known a dasein from an inauthentic They.
*Like tonight, she was in despair about her maths revision, I mean like despair, but then I said my friend at work can download the new series of Glee, which you cannot see in Britain for some unknown reason, and that made her authentically happy