5 fun-slashing stars!
Ah, yes, the 70’s and 80’s throwback to slasher movies. I wonder sometimes if people who didn’t grow up in that era and never had a chance to see the originals on the big screen could ever really understand the nostalgia. Technology has gotten better, special effects are brilliant and realistic these days, budgets have grown and exposure has exploded with the internet…yet none of these modern movies can do anything remotely close to what I felt when I watched those movies.
Granted, I’m older, more cynical, desensitized and my tastes have changed. But then I read a book like this one and it puts me right back there – I get to taste a small portion of those long forgotten feelings. And, DAMN, how I miss it!
For those of you not familiar with Mr. Smith’s writing, he falls on the more extreme side of the spectrum, so if you are not ready for that kind of horror, please avoid his writing until you can handle it. Yes, there will be blood…and sex and gore and grossness and more.
This story follows a fairly straightforward approach – so I’m not going to call spoiler alert here:
Elliott gets bullied and tortured as a boy by some of the other kids, and 25 years later goes on a killing spree. This is not the type of book where you will wonder who the killer is or why he is doing the things he is doing – it is explained fairly early in the story. You might be surprised by WHAT he does at times, but there is nothing out of left field here. And I think the book works better because of it. Even the ending was predictable – there are only so many ways to end this kind of story – but I loved every single page.
Now, this is a disclaimer:
The rest of this review will be more on the genre and movies, so I will forgive you for not reading any further. Go on, get on with your day…
Okay, so you have a couple of minutes to kill, I get it. I may just need to inform you that I don’t write reviews for money, so I don’t even feel guilty about not taking the time to research and check my facts – everything comes from memory. This might mean I get some things wrong, but at the core, the ideas are sound…well, for me, anyway.
So, strap in and let’s talk some slasher movies!
This genre is very near and dear to me – I absolutely devoured these movies throughout my younger years. It was the violence, nudity, blood, nudity, gore, nudity and…what am I forgetting? Oh yes, did I mention nearly all of them had a naked girl in there?
Hey, I was a fairly naïve and innocent (yet hot-blooded) young man. Some of us had to settle for what we could get. Realistically, I was way too shy and stupid to get the easy girls. So I had to live vicariously through imaginary characters.
Enough about that.
This is also the genre where success usually creates a franchise – no, I am not a fan of sequels, yet I watched a shitload of them. Ask any horror fan – if the movie sucks, you get a fairly good comedy, especially when it was not meant to be funny at all.
And there is a very good reason for that: The first movie (if it is a success) usually gives the audience something new or fresh, which we CRAVE, but once the idea is there, it can never be new or fresh again. Which means that no matter how hard they try, it can never have that impact again.
So, when I discuss the following movies, I refer to the originals unless stated otherwise.
The granddaddy of all the slashers, the one that set the bar, was made in the mid-seventies. You may have heard of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE?
(The movie Wes Craven described as a “Full frontal assault of horror”)
Why?
Well, with a very small budget, an unknown cast and very young director, they beat the odds and created a classic (to some, perhaps THE classic) horror movie that remains relevant to this day. And, in my opinion, there are two things that stand out with this movie:
The first is the fact that there is no supernatural element to this story. Everything remains 100% realistic – this could actually happen! If you are not aware of this, there are elements of the Leatherface character that was inspired (at least, in part) by the serial killer Ed Gein.
And what could be scarier than a cannibalistic family abducting you – there is no bargaining room when you are the food!
The second was brilliance by Toby Hooper, the director, with his camera angle. I don’t think most people realize – until they watch the movie again and focus on it – that there is no penetration of the skin shown. Everything is implied, but the subconscious overrides that fact because of the way it was filmed and edited. This was true genius!
The sequels are all far inferior, so much so that I read in some magazine some years ago that Matthew McConaughy and Renee Zellweger (no idea if I spelled those surnames correct) threatened to sue the distribution company – once they became famous - to suppress the one in which they both appeared.
It didn’t work, obviously, because I saw it on video many years ago.
It is also difficult to judge the one with Jessica Biel…because it was Jessica Biel…
(Yup, still hot-blooded)
And just an example about my statement about comedy – in one of them (the prequel) – R. Lee Ermey cuts off his father’s other leg with a chainsaw when the shit hits the fan, and when asked why, he shrugs and says “For balance…”
Loved that scene!
At the end of the 70’s another young filmmaker made a permanent impression on this specific genre and this brings us to my personal favourite slasher movie of all time:
HALLOWEEN
John Carpenter had a brilliant vision but not the budget to do honor to this script that he co-wrote (my apologies, madam, I can’t remember your name…). With a measly $300 000, this movie was shot in something like a month (Thanks, JJ!).
Carpenter cast an unknown Jamie Lee Curtis as the lead, mostly because he was a fan of her mother Janet Leigh, who had the honor of doing the first shower seen in mainstream cinema. It was in this little movie called PSYCHO, don’t know if you’ve heard of it. And Curtis got a paycheck of only $ 7 000.
The movie grossed over 40 million dollars at the box office, but who is counting, right.
As you can probably gather from this I have done some research on this movie years ago.
Anyway, the reason this movie turned out to be such a masterpiece – again, in my opinion, is the use of music to create tension.
(Side note: John Carpenter also composed the music for the film)
At the end of the day, Michael Myers only kills about six people in the movie – a very low count for a slasher movie – but all the tension comes from the psychological aspect of the movie. The “where-is-the-killer-hiding” scenario, where you tense up, relax, tense up, relax, and WHAM! You jump.
As far as psychological horror goes, I have not seen anything that comes even close to the brilliance of this movie.
Which brings us to today, which brings us to sequel number 104, isn’t it? And it seems that Jamie Lee Curtis is just as hard to kill as Michael…
No, just no.
Then the 80’s came around and suddenly it wasn’t safe to go camping anymore, thanks to the movie FRIDAY THE 13th.
Yes, someone will have sex and then die shorty after – this is the movie that lay the ground rules for surviving a horror movie in the 80’s. The geeky virgin will survive. Etc. etc. etc.
Remember, you have to think in terms of the audience not being used to all of this.
However, the thing that pushed this movie above the others was the brilliant fucking twist. Spoiler alert!!! Jason Voorhees doesn’t kill anybody until the second movie. It was the most shocking thing since Luke found out who his father is…
And in 1984 Wes Craven took us to one of the most recognizable streets in the world with A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. Yeah, girls, a very young Johnny Depp appeared in the movie and no, he didn’t survive. Um, spoiler alert?
The brilliance of this one? The monster, Freddy Krueger, comes to get you in your sleep. There is just no way to escape from him. Everybody HAS to sleep. He is the monster that can’t be killed. And halfway through the movie you realize that you have no idea whether the characters are sleeping or awake anymore. A bit of mind fuck 101.
Hey, I can go on and on about this subject, but this is only a review, so I’m gonna let you go at this stage. There are movies I didn’t mention here that deserves recognition, but my time is up.
Recommended to all horror fans!