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I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom
I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy.
I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I’m not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I’ve endured, and it’s stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore.
Not since I almost killed my crush’s mom.
Suddenly the idea of being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn’t actually seem that crazy
I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I’m not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I’ve endured, and it’s stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and joke about having warning signs and safety tape around my bedroom door. Once upon a time, I used to think of that as a laughing matter, but not anymore.
Not since I almost killed my crush’s mom.
Suddenly the idea of being compared to a giant gorilla of mass destruction doesn’t actually seem that crazy
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December 30, 2017
Annnd with this book I've finished my reading goal!!!!! I know, I'm so amazing the people reading a hundred books per year ain't got nothing on me. Sarcasm sort of suits me, doesn't it? Okay so this book was another great Wattpad read and I'm sad to tell you guys that I probably have an obsession with Wattpad. You know free books? How could I not?! So well yeah this wasn't really a lot about this book but the book was great and that's about it ;)
May 24, 2016
It was a romantic book with a lot of humor (I laughed out loud a good amount of times, especially at the 'snake in the bush' incident) and some sad twinges (you write it like that?) to it. I loved it!
January 14, 2017
Really fluffy read! I'd definitely recommend it.
September 13, 2017
A lot of the jokes are overused and taken off of Tumblr, which bothered me a lot and got me kind of annoyed. This author gets so much credit and half her things are copied from others who don't get any credit. I really wish she would be more original or at least not plagiarize.
June 19, 2017
I was so... AHHH! It was just so heart-wrenching. I loved it
October 24, 2015
It's just amazing, funny and cute at the same time!! She is one of the best romance authors!!
September 29, 2016
Original rating: 4 stars
Afterthought rating: 3 stars
Afterthought rating: 3 stars
January 9, 2019
Really fluffy read! I'd definitely recommend it.
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