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304 pages, Hardcover
First published June 28, 2016
Some girls are born to wear a baseball cap without an ounce of irony. Think of those long-legged, gamine creatures whose tans are never fake-baked, whose shoulders are broader than those of their boyfriends, and who tend to have a pair of blindingly white sneakers they save for “dress up.”MY FEELS. I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW. What an awesomely hilarious, surprisingly feminist book.
Some girls are born wanting so desperately to blend in that they spend hours trying to coax their locks into one of those messy-bun-and-elastic-headband combos that are so on-trend.
I am not like any of those girls.
No, I was born to wear a crown.

Yes, I am the future Homecoming Queen of Spencer High, and my underwear model-hot boyfriend is both quarterback and captain of our nationally ranked football team. Together, we’re not only high school royalty, we’re the stuff of legends.Alexandra's goal this year is to be homecoming queen. Let's get one thing straight. Alexandra is not stupid. She is brilliant. She's got excellent grades, plenty of extracurricular activities, and as she said herself, she can get a scholarship to anywhere in the country. Alexandra lives in a small town. She wants to gtfo of it. An admirable dream. But getting a scholarship is easy. This, homecoming queen -> Miss Indiana -> Miss America. That's a better way to do it.
Does this make me a cliché, too?
Maybe. But clichés are the currency of the world. At the end of the day, I’m the one other girls aspire to be, the one every straight boy—and at least one not-so-straight girl—dreams of being with.
The majority of my classmates know that I am someone they’re supposed to like. I have the ear of every teacher, coach, and administrator here. I make things happen at this school. I am someone they want on their side.Alexandra (Lexi) is a shoo-in to win, but then a new girl appears at school to threaten her plans. Together with Sam, her "loyal little sycophant," Lexi plots and schemes her way to the throne. Hilarity ensues.
It was Lexi who stuck up for me. “You’re a disgusting homophobe,” she told Ashley. “Not to mention a conceited one. Just because someone likes girls doesn’t mean they’ll like you.”Lexi has Sam's loyalty because she earned it.
The crown is not the prize—I am.All in all, a spectacular debut.
"It's my job to size people up. To see what's hiding beneath the surface—and then use that to my advantage.
You see, I'm not like any of those girls.
No, I was born to wear a crown."



"People like Sloane Fahey—who, let's face it, have little to lose—can become dangerous variables in a heartbeat. They're not easily controlled because their actions are far too erratic."

"As Matt coos, 'This is our fate, I'm yours,' I realize that there's a very good possibility we will end up on YouTube. In fact, we may even go viral. I cover my face with my hands, careful not to smudge my eyeliner, then look up, partially masking my smile behind my fingertips.
[...]
My boyfriend's grin grows even wider, threatening to split his beautiful face in half. I have played my part well.

"I can practically hear the eye roll in how she says Lexi's name. Dangerous. We were right to think we needed to watch out for this girl."


"It won't be easy, fighting my way back.
But I know I can, and I know I will.
I am—and always will be—Queen Alexandra Miles.
Winner."

“I can't,” she moans. “I can't— I'm not—”
“Gay?” I finish for her.
“No,” she says. “It's not that. I'm not... out.”
*Sam is lesbian; Erin is either lesbian or bi, but it’s never specified
*Lexi’s mom is drug-addicted
Never waste a moment of your effort serving someone else's goals.