Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns is the 48th book in the original Goosebumps series of 62 books, and R.L. Stine was clearly running out of ideas at this point, because the plot of this book is a carbon copy of book 15: You Can't Scare Me! There are some pretty terrible kids, in this book Tabby and Lee, and they do something bad to some other kids, in this book a group of four friends, and the victims then seek revenge on the kids who wronged them, with the revenge always coming in the form of trying to scare the kids responsible.
It's like the song Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi:
It's all the same, only the names will change
This one is set on Halloween, but despite this, and the trick-or-treating going on, the book never had the "Halloween" vibe at all, because of Stine's trademark bare-bones writing. The characters are bland caricatures of children, like in most books I've reread so far in this series, and in one case the character description actually seems kind of racist? You tell me:
Lee is African-American, and he sort of struts when he walks and acts real cool, like the rappers on MTV videos.
Throw in one kid unthinkingly trick-or-treating in Blackface, and both parents and children alike thinking it's completely normal to label several missing persons as "fat", and you can definitely tell this book was written in the 1990s. And I mean, with the fat-shaming, how terrible is that? That the parents don't scold their children for calling these people fat right in front of them is one thing, but these are missing persons who very well may be dead, and you're fat-shaming them? That's wrong on so many levels. Parents and even most kids in Goosebumps books are absolutely horrible people, and I am starting to question why. Stine wrote these books for children. Is this really what he wanted youth to think people should be like?
Another thing that has been grating on me more and more as I reread these books is how stupid the characters are in all the books; they never learn, and just keep making the same mistakes over and over again. In this one, one of the characters is a ghost for Halloween, and makes the following mistake:
My sheet dragged behind me on the grass. I should have cut it shorter.
And then, the very next year, she's a superhero for Halloween, and does the same thing!
I adjusted my cape. It was really choking me. I saw that I hadn't cut it short enough. The bottom was soaked from dragging along the ground.
Oh, the humanity! I mean...just..why? Why are all of Stine's characters such lobotomized buffoons? It's infuriating after a while. I also really hated the last 30-40 pages of this one, as they were incredibly and unbelievably repetitive, with the kids being forced to trick-or-treat at numerous different blocks of a neighbourhood and whining incessantly about it, over and over and over again ad nauseum. And then a terrible, lazy, completely insane and nonsensical ending to cap it all off. Some periodic spookiness, and my curiosity in finding out the identity of the Jack-O'-lantern monsters, were the only things that saved this one from being a one-star read. Because of how CAWPILE works this book gets two stars, because CAWPILE doesn't use half stars, but for me this was a 1.5-star read. It felt more like a Goosebumps book than Why I'm Afraid of Bees, but it was still pretty bad overall, and one of the worst of the ones I've reread so far.
CAWPILE rating:
Characters: 5.0
Atmosphere / Setting: 4.5
Writing Style: 5.0
Plot: 2.0
Intrigue: 2.5
Logic / Relationships: 2.0
Enjoyment: 1.5
= 22.5 total
÷ 7 categories = 3.21 out of 10
= 2 stars