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376 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2015











"I opened the first email. Apparently someone had winked at me. Another email told me I'd gotten a nod. As I glanced through the notifications, I'd also been poked, prodded, dinged, and dreamed about. And the seventh and eighth emails I opened were just penis pictures. Seriously?
A couple of meat Popsicles right there in my email. Skin flutes. Steamin' semen trucks.
I deleted them as I realized that finding a potential happy ending might require more work than one night with the Internet. "
"Maybe we can go somewhere after I close this place down tonight and I'll tell you right before I make you scream it."
"Holy.
Mother.
Fuck."
"I cleared my throat.""And her name's Kitty?"
"He chuckled and then shook his head just as I put my lips to my glass to take a sip of tequila."
"No. It's a nickname she gave herself because her pussy's open to anyone that wants it."
"Needless to say, I shouldn't have had a mouthful of tequila when he answered my question."




