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Eris #3
Eris: Cooking with Carlos
What’s more valuable than the last unicorn? Unicorn steaks.
ERIS fantasy short reads are bite-sized comedy snacks.
Read the hilarious adventures of the demon hunters and staff of ERIS as they protect humanity from things that go bump in the night, sabotaging and betraying each other along the way. In this third ERIS story, Cooking with Carlos, Wagner Van Helsing thought his turn as the ERIS accountant was a temporary fix, a chance to step away from the family name, until Joss and the rest of the ERIS staff found his weakness. Desperate to escape their control, Wagner puts his hopes on Carlos, joining in a scheme that could make them billionaires, or land Wagner in jail for the rest of his life. Meanwhile, Joss and Leslie let their competitive spirit get in the way as they track down a supernatural courier carrying an apocalyptic weapon
These stories get their influence from Archer, Futurama, The Simpsons, Office Space, The Office, and countless other comedic influences where the good guys are always flawed, and personal success often outweighs the greater good.
This book is not for children! ERIS contains adult humor, themes, and situations. And nonsense. There is a lot of hilarious nonsense. You have been warned! The world of ERIS is a magical version of our own, where anything goes. Expect to laugh your way through the entire series as you encounter pocket faeries, unicorns, succubi, werewolves, LARPers, golems, zombies, vampires, trolls, goblins, and every kind of demon imaginable. Readers and reviewers have compared ERIS to other comedic fantasy authors, like Robert Bevan, Drew Hayes, John P Logsdon, Terry Pratchett, and your mom.
ERIS fantasy short reads are bite-sized comedy snacks.
Read the hilarious adventures of the demon hunters and staff of ERIS as they protect humanity from things that go bump in the night, sabotaging and betraying each other along the way. In this third ERIS story, Cooking with Carlos, Wagner Van Helsing thought his turn as the ERIS accountant was a temporary fix, a chance to step away from the family name, until Joss and the rest of the ERIS staff found his weakness. Desperate to escape their control, Wagner puts his hopes on Carlos, joining in a scheme that could make them billionaires, or land Wagner in jail for the rest of his life. Meanwhile, Joss and Leslie let their competitive spirit get in the way as they track down a supernatural courier carrying an apocalyptic weapon
These stories get their influence from Archer, Futurama, The Simpsons, Office Space, The Office, and countless other comedic influences where the good guys are always flawed, and personal success often outweighs the greater good.
This book is not for children! ERIS contains adult humor, themes, and situations. And nonsense. There is a lot of hilarious nonsense. You have been warned! The world of ERIS is a magical version of our own, where anything goes. Expect to laugh your way through the entire series as you encounter pocket faeries, unicorns, succubi, werewolves, LARPers, golems, zombies, vampires, trolls, goblins, and every kind of demon imaginable. Readers and reviewers have compared ERIS to other comedic fantasy authors, like Robert Bevan, Drew Hayes, John P Logsdon, Terry Pratchett, and your mom.
34 pages, Kindle Edition
First published September 29, 2015
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May 4, 2018
Kindle unlimited or probably would be, but only showing on amazon now as various 3 sets, regardless of the list at bottom, but wanted to make sure got them reviewed every way could.
What’s more valuable than the last unicorn? Unicorn steaks.
ERIS fantasy short reads are bite-sized comedy snacks.
Read the hilarious adventures of the demon hunters and staff of ERIS as they protect humanity from things that go bump in the night, sabotaging and betraying each other along the way. In this third ERIS story, Cooking with Carlos, Wagner Van Helsing thought his turn as the ERIS accountant was a temporary fix, a chance to step away from the family name, until Joss and the rest of the ERIS staff found his weakness. Desperate to escape their control, Wagner puts his hopes on Carlos, joining in a scheme that could make them billionaires, or land Wagner in jail for the rest of his life. Meanwhile, Joss and Leslie let their competitive spirit get in the way as they track down a supernatural courier carrying an apocalyptic weapon
ERIS: Warped Comedy Bundle #1 (#1-3)
ERIS: Warped Comedy Bundle #2 House Wolves #4, The Farm #5, Garkon #6
ERIS: Vol. 2 (ERIS #7-8) (ERIS Volume) NOT LISTED AMAZON
ERIS: Vol. 1 (ERIS #1-6) {comes up amazon link to just the #1 bundle}*
*note, the link for this actually goes to ERIS: Warped Comedy Bundle #1 on amazon so no 6 set
ERIS Vol. 1 contains the following stories
The Patsy (ERIS #1)
Pocket Vengeance (ERIS #2)
Cooking with Carlos (ERIS #3)
House Wolves (ERIS #4)
The Farm (ERIS #5)
Garkon (ERIS #6) (supersized!)
What’s more valuable than the last unicorn? Unicorn steaks.
ERIS fantasy short reads are bite-sized comedy snacks.
Read the hilarious adventures of the demon hunters and staff of ERIS as they protect humanity from things that go bump in the night, sabotaging and betraying each other along the way. In this third ERIS story, Cooking with Carlos, Wagner Van Helsing thought his turn as the ERIS accountant was a temporary fix, a chance to step away from the family name, until Joss and the rest of the ERIS staff found his weakness. Desperate to escape their control, Wagner puts his hopes on Carlos, joining in a scheme that could make them billionaires, or land Wagner in jail for the rest of his life. Meanwhile, Joss and Leslie let their competitive spirit get in the way as they track down a supernatural courier carrying an apocalyptic weapon
ERIS: Warped Comedy Bundle #1 (#1-3)
ERIS: Warped Comedy Bundle #2 House Wolves #4, The Farm #5, Garkon #6
ERIS: Vol. 2 (ERIS #7-8) (ERIS Volume) NOT LISTED AMAZON
ERIS: Vol. 1 (ERIS #1-6) {comes up amazon link to just the #1 bundle}*
*note, the link for this actually goes to ERIS: Warped Comedy Bundle #1 on amazon so no 6 set
ERIS Vol. 1 contains the following stories
The Patsy (ERIS #1)
Pocket Vengeance (ERIS #2)
Cooking with Carlos (ERIS #3)
House Wolves (ERIS #4)
The Farm (ERIS #5)
Garkon (ERIS #6) (supersized!)
May 1, 2016
Joss is crazy. Cooking with Carlos... Cooking up the unexpected that's for sure. But Wagner? Poor guy- talk about getting the shaft. I did notice a few times Joss was called Josh...
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