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Addison Schact and his best friend Digger become obsessed with investigating the murder of a classmate as they travel through Washington DC’s underworld in this “thoughtful coming-of-age story and engaging teenage noir” (The New York Times).High school senior Addison Schacht is taking the prompt for his college entry essay to the University of Chicago to What are your best and worst qualities? He begins to look back on his life so far and considers what getting into college, selling some pot to his classmates, his relationship with his best friend—not girlfriend—Digger, Virgil’s Aeneid, and his growing obsession with the murder of a classmate, Kevin Broadus, all mean. The more he digs into his own past, the farther he stumbles into the middle of the murder investigation. Filled with classic adolescent reflection and an intriguing mystery, The November Criminals is “one of the funniest, most heartfelt novels in recent memory—a book every bit as worthy of Mark Twain and J.D. Salinger” (The Chicago Tribune).

241 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 1, 2010

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88 reviews551 followers
July 5, 2021
I’ve been a bad, bad boy.

There are five books on my First Reads shelf, won in contests between November '09 and late spring '10. It’s a nice number--an enviable amount, to those who've won less; a paltry number, to those with more--but to me, it’s a modest sum. A good start. Five (free!) books are nice--ten would be nicer. Fifteen, twenty, thirty would be nicer still. But I have sinned. Thou Shalt Review is the commandment, and I’ve broken it. Five books won, five books read, four reviewed. And since I finished The November Criminals two months ago and said nothing, I’ve won nothing else. Our Lady of Goodreads has turned her face from me. If I want to win her favor, if I want to win more books, I’d better stop being so lazy and actually review this bastard...

So gather 'round, boys and girls! It’s time to play The Imitation Catcher in the Rye Drinking Game! Yes indeed, it’s the angst-ridden teenaged drinking game inspired by all those angst-ridden teenaged novels that were, in turn, inspired by the angst-riddenest teenagediest novel of them all! And really, what better way to read about a whiny Holden Caulfield clone than with vast quantities of alcohol?

Here’s what you need to play:
• An angst-ridden teenaged novel obviously inspired by Salinger's book, preferably featuring an angst-ridden teenager who hates the world and all its phoniness.
• Vast quantities of alcohol. Shot glasses optional--you may find it easier to just chug from the bottle directly.

How to play:
• Take a drink.
• Seriously, take a drink. You’ll need it.

First, check the dust jacket.
• For every comparison to Catcher or Holden Caulfield that shows up in the jacket summary/blurbs, take a drink.
• Bonus: For each additional literary figure mentioned, remove one article of clothing.

Now for the book proper. Take a drink...
• If the opening lines sound like an angry teenager daring the world to judge him for being angry and a teenager.
• Every time the protagonist mentions Catcher in the Rye
• If they read Catcher anytime during the story.
• If it’s their favorite book.

Take two drinks...
• Same as above, but with Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey, and/or Raise High the Roof Beams, Carpenters.
• If the protagonist’s sex life is just as hilariously bad as Holden’s
• Just because.

Take three drinks...
• If a character (protagonist or other) is actually named after a character from Catcher.

Four drinks...
• Same as the three-drinks rule, but with chracters from Salinger’s other books.
• If the character is aware of their namesake.
• If they are unaware of their namesake.
• If you're still reading.

Bonus
• Finish the bottle every time a character calls something “phony”. Hey, I don’t make the rules.
• When you realize you’re drinking alone and following a bunch of rules written by a guy too lazy to come up with a halfway-decent Catcher in the Rye-inspired drinking game, toss out the rules and just start drinking for the hell of it.
• If the book ends with our dazed protagonist sitting in a park, watching his sister ride the merry-go-round and musing about the phoniness of it all-- wait. Stop. Hold on. That’s not right. Are you sure you’re not reading Catcher in the Rye? Ok, stop. Put down the book. Look at the cover.
• If you’ve been reading Catcher in the Rye all along, finish the bottle, drunkenly stumble over to your literature professor’s house, and ask to sleep on his couch. Be sure to act surprised when he tries something pervy.

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I was ready to tear this book apart. The words "hopping mad" seemed appropriate. It’s not that I adore J. D. Salinger and hate his imitators (I mean, I kinda-sorta-mayyyyyybe called for his death last year), it’s just that I really, really, really didn’t feel like reading an Obvious Homage to the man and the angst-ridden teenager he created. Even if I won it in a contest. So I was especially peeved when the dust jacket made it out to be just that, but instead of blaming myself for not finding out more about the book before entering the contest, I decided to invent an elaborately detailed drinking game to spite the author instead. Take that, Sam Munson!

It started simply enough: the dust jacket included the line "Addison Schmidt finds good company among American literature’s cadre of unsettled and restless youth, from Huck Finn to Holden Caulfield" (Take a drink; remove socks), the opening line—"You’ve asked me to explain what my best and worst qualities are."—sounded suspiciously Catcher-y (two drinks), the protagonist’s not-girlfriend’s real name was Phoebe (three drinks), which our protagonist aknowledged was probably homage to Salinger (soak your head in rum and light a match?), and that was just the first fifteen pages. Following my own lazy rules, I realized I might not make it through the book.

But there were a few problems with the whole sorry deal: 1) I don’t drink, which is fortunate because 2) creating an elaborately detailed drinking game centered around Catcher in the Rye would have required me to reread the goddam book, and, to my surprise, 3) The November Criminals was actually pretty good.

Really. No foolin’.

As it turns out, Addison Schmidt isn’t another Holden Caulfield clone--he’s the guy who sells Holden Caulfield clones their weed. He's a whip-smart, foul-mouthed, drug-peddling Jewish kid with a fondness for Holocaust jokes (What's brown and hides in the attic? Answer in comments), an obsession with Virgil (seriously, the Aeneid should be required reading before you pick this up), and an unhealthy relationship with his not-girlfriend Digger (don't call her Phoebe, but take a drink anyway).

Sure, he's just another privilaged and phony white kid stumbling his way through life--he'll be the first to admit it, in this weird college application essay disguised as a novel (probably worth several more drinks right there)--and yeah, his obsession with a fellow classmate's murder is weird and pointless, but hey, forget the plot. It's the journey that counts--specifically, Addison's trek through the streets and suburbs of DC, which was far more interesting and entertaining than Holden's weekend in New York.

Addison's not much of a detective, but the plot isn't the important bit. Addison's still a cool guy, and Sam Munson's book is pretty fun, too, but that's not important either. And sure, whatever, I'll admit the drinking game isn't nearly as awesome or well thought-out as I thought it would be when I tried writing it two months ago, but hey, none of that is very important AT ALL.

So what's important? Well, I managed to slap together enough half-assembled thoughts into a somewhat coherent review--which I could then churn out in a weak attempt to win another book, one I promise, with all my heart, not to neglect as long as this one, cross my heart and all that. That's the important thing, I hope. I really hope.

The Holocaust jokes in the comments will probably ruin it all.
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969 reviews1,580 followers
October 4, 2023
“If you think about it long enough, you see that the paradox is actually pointing you to the idea that we have no freedom whatsoever. If we're forced to use free will, what meaning does freedom have?”

*bangs head on desk.*

The book sucked. The movie sucks. The book and the movie sucked. This just all sucked.
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578 reviews102 followers
May 13, 2010
A current day Catcher in the Rye, and not in a good way. Munson could have made it less obvious by not naming a primary character Phoebe (though in his defense she does go by the nickname Digger) and by refraining from using the words "goddamn" and "crummy" so much. The plot meanders and near the end I kept asking "so what?" I hate to write negative reviews but I'm struggling to find the positive and/or constructive bits right now. Maybe in a few days....
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388 reviews585 followers
October 16, 2016
A pesar de empezar con muchas ganas esta novela mi entusiasmo se fue desinflando poco a poco. No logré conectar con el protagonista, demasiado culto( y pedante) en ocasiones para ser un adolescente. La trama me resultó interesante y bastante original siendo algo arriesgada dándole un enfoque diferente al tema del sexo y muerte.

De todos modos es una novela muy diferente que merece la pena leer.
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79 reviews
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March 4, 2017
No le pongo estrella, porque no lo he terminado, llevo pues desde que lo empecé intentando hacer el esfuerzo con el. Libro lento, aburrido y con maltrato animal. En una parte menciona el protagonista a uno de sus "amigos" y describe su casa, en una zona tiene una pizarra y le pregunta que para qué es, pues el amigo le dice que para peleas de perros. Ahí ya me dio todo el asco que pensaba que me iba a dar este libro, pero no, después de 240 páginas de MIERDA aparece una pelea de perros y la va describiendo, lo he leído por encima porque digo no, no va a ser capaz de describir eso, ¿no? pues sí. Yo soy una persona que ama a los animales y considero que el maltrato animal debería estar penado, y si tú me estás leyendo esto y no piensas igual que te den. Justo después de ver esta escenita repulsiva he cerrado el libro y he desistido en mi intento de terminarlo, porque con sólo un par de frases que habré leído sobre la pelea se me ha revuelto todo y se me puso mal cuerpo. Lo único que quería saber y por lo que seguía con el libro era quién mato a Kevin (No es spoiler), pero lo siento simplemente ni puedo, ni quiero. Quizás yo no entendí bien lo que intenta el autor con escribir esto, pero a mi me parece una puta basura, perdón por las palabras, pero es lo que merece. Y como digo no sé si no entiendo lo que el autor quiere expresar con este libro, que sí ha querido escribir un libro realista, sé perfectamente que estas cosas de peleas de perros pasan en la realidad, pero si leo un libro es precisamente para dejar a un lado durante un rato la mierda de sociedad en la que estamos, no para que un libro me recuerde lo que quiero olvidar por unos minutos. He perdido tiempo leyendo esto y dinero. Jamás había sentido tanto la pérdida de dinero en un libro. Siento repulsión hacia esto, porque como digo cuando leo es para evadirme, y leer sobre maltrato animal no es lo mío, bastantes noticias se ven a diario en todas partes sobre mal nacidos que hacen estas cosas o que se han cargado a algún animal porque sí, para que encima un libro de el "bonito" ejemplo de peleas de perros, acojonante. Según sé esto va a tener película, espero que se queden en la misma mierda que el libro, no pienso verla, y les deseo el menor triunfo posible.
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1,085 reviews26 followers
September 21, 2016
DNF @ 65%

Like, Addison is like, so above you, or whatever. I guess, ya know?
If this book were reddit.com it basically summarizes the subreddits of r/iamverysmart r/ThatHappened r/leWrongGeneration r/justneckbeardthings and obviously r/trees. Those (apart from /trees that I have no interest in) can be funny to read in small snippets, but not in a whole book, especially not in a whole book that reads in the first person from a character I just can't stand. There isn't a single redeeming quality for this guy, as far as I care about. He's so full of himself, it's ridiculous, from the scene where he stands up in Latin class after his oh-so-pathetic classmate gets a question wrong, covers his eyes, and recites a translation from memory while his teacher tries in vain to get him to sit back down (his classmates were PROBABLY cheering and clapping the whole time, but I don't quite recall) [r/ThatHappened] to how he just generally talks down everyone else around him, be it his dad, the cops, his drug supplier, his classmates, and nobodies on the bus. Well, except for his girlfriend, not girlfriend, Digger. All the while he's totally high, because that's cool. Except he's completely inept in every way.

The whole plot revolves around him trying to find the killer of this kid from his class that he didn't even know. It very loosely revolves, I should say. While this is a short book, not a whole lot actually happens to move forward. And the dialogue is just awful. The general narration is already full of 'like' and 'or whatever' and those pointless tacked on phrases, but it multiplies in the dialogue. Like, every couple, like words, sometimes, or whatever. Grating, to say the least.

The narration is done by the author, and he does a good job to fit the character and the way he talks (assuming that's in the writing), but the constant statements read as questions (another way teens tend to talk) are irritating. The drug wholesaler with his urban ebonics style speech (says nigga every other word too, which is...fun...) is annoying.

I did read some reviews just shortly after I started this and saw MANY people DNF'd this book and I do wonder if it altered my perception to some degree. I very rarely DNF a book and I could have stuck it out, but do I really want to? I knew at best it was getting a 2 star rating, so I might as well save the other 3 hours of my time for something [potentially] better. People compared this to a terrible imitation of Catcher in the Rye. I hope that isn't true, because I've never read that and I've always wanted to, because it's so lauded. I'll just assume this was done badly on it's own poor merit.
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Author 3 books128 followers
November 29, 2018
Hasta casi no llegar al final, no estaba entendiendo el título del libro y las pocas expectativas que tenía de esta historia se derrumbaron. Sin embargo, está narrando la realidad, una realidad, la de Addison. Este personaje suele ser el secundario en otras novelas pero al tomar protagonismo el clima cambia.
Las criticas te condicionan que es una mezcla entre THE CATCHER IN THE RYE y THE FIGHT CLUB pero como son dos libros que no leí (aún) podría no sentirlo pesado, si no fuera que el autor toma referencia de dichos libros para contarnos la vida de este protagonista y lo vuelca en su prosa, haciéndolo tediosa y aburrida. Si no fuera por eso, creo que lo hubiese disfrutado.

PD: Esa referencia a El Guardián Entre El Centeno no te lo robo amigo. Encima lo tenía en mi TBR, me parece que lo voy a sacar de esa lista para jamás leerlo. Lo leí en este mes (para la LC #LeemosAMunson) pensando que me provocaría algo, no sentí nada en especial. En cambio, me arriesgaré a ver la película para comparar.
Y la edición que llegó a Argentina no tiene la hoja de marihuana en la portada ¿Censura?
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254 reviews87 followers
Want to read
March 27, 2016
DNF 22%

No puedo más, el protagonista, del cual no recuerdo el nombre, me desespera con su göey, cada párrafo, siento que el libro va a ningún lado, me esta aburriendo mucho y no puedo pasar, no entiendo hacia donde va la historia, si quiere saber que paso con Kevin pero con cosas que no importan a mi parecer a lo que leí, teniendo sexo a cada rato, hablando de que vende droga, si, ya lo sé, no hace falta lo diga a cada rato.

Simplemente no me gustó nada lo poco que leí, y con lo mucho que hay para leer, no puedo seguir con este, no eramos el uno para el otro, lo siento.
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4,863 reviews149 followers
February 14, 2019
Salve amici e ben trovati.
Oggi vi parlo di un romanzo che è già un film e che mi ha incuriosito molto.
Si tratta di "November Criminals" di Sam Munson, edito Sperling & Kupfer.

Addison Schacht è un diciottenne all'ultimo anno di liceo.
Frequenta una scuola esclusiva e vive in un quartiere prestigioso di Washington, DC. È intelligente e ha una passione smodata per l‘Eneide di Virgilio, che spesso cita in Latino. È uno di quei ragazzi silenziosi, invisibile per i suoi compagni di scuola eppure, non si direbbe, Addison è uno spacciatore, vende erba ai suoi coetanei, annoiati figli di papà.
Addison non ha amici, fatta eccezione per Digger, una ragazza forte e intraprendente, che lo affianca e lo asseconda spesso.
Un giorno come tanti, a scuola viene annunciata la morte di una dei compagni, Kevin Broadus, un ragazzo di colore ucciso sul luogo di lavoro in una tentata rapina.
Addison e Kevin non erano amici, si erano scambiati a malapena qualche cenno del capo come saluto, incrociandosi alle lezioni comuni. Ed è proprio in una delle ultime lezioni in comune che Addison aveva notato Kevin, quando quest'ultimo aveva alzato la testa, rispondendo a tono, ma educatamente ad una professoressa che gli aveva fatto notare la condizione della sua etnia.
Addison decide di capire perché Kevin è stato ucciso, considerando che la modalità dell'accaduto non è stata mai ben chiara. Insieme a Digger comincia questo viaggio, che per lui è diventato praticamente un'ossessione, che lo porterà a rischiare la sua vita.

"November Criminals", presentato come un thriller, è in realtà, almeno secondo me, una sorta di viaggio attraverso i pensieri del protagonista, Addison Schacht, un ragazzo dal carattere complesso e introspettivo che ci colpisce con il suo sarcasmo e la sua ironia triste.
Il tema principale, rappresentato dalla ricerca della verità riguardo la morte di un adolescente, la parte thriller del romanzo, si dimostra essere ben più articolato e si intreccia a tematiche note come il razzismo, mascherato da finta integrazione, che alberga nelle classi abbienti.
I personaggi sono tutti filtrati dalla mente e dal giudizio di Addison, perché ci troviamo a leggere una specie di diario dei suoi pensieri, dei suoi ricordi, di eventi che hanno scandito la sua vita.
Addison è un personaggio complicato e contraddittorio. Mira a non essere notato, nascondendosi tra le pieghe ombrose delle vite dei suoi compagni, eppure le sue attività illecite lo pongono al centro di una sorta di attenzione, quella dei suoi clienti, che sono i suoi compagni, appunto.
Lui stesso appartiene a quella fascia sociale alto-borghese, non ha bisogno di spacciare eppure lo fa non sapendo perché.
La stessa battaglia ossessiva che intraprende per scoprire cosa si nasconde dietro alla morte di Kevin non nasce da grandi motivazioni. Kevin non era il suo caro amico, non rappresentava nulla per lui.
In realtà, quello che mi è arrivato leggendo di questo suo fiume di pensieri, a volte per nulla pertinenti alla storia, veri e propri voli pindarici che ci portano fuori dal contesto del romanzo, è che Addison è un giovane fragile e insicuro che si è costruito una maschera dietro alla quale trova il conforto che gli manca e che nemmeno Digger riesce a dargli fino in fondo.
Forse soffre della stessa noia che pervade la vita dei suoi coetanei. Si racconta al lettore cercando di nascondere la sua vera natura, mostrandosi freddo, sarcastico, strafottente, ma lo senti dal retrogusto amaro delle sue parole che lotta per essere scoperto e compreso.

"Ti senti più solo in mezzo a una folla, perché la folla toglie enfasi all'aspetto fisico della solitudine."

Lo stile dell'autore è parecchio apprezzabile, diretto e forte, senza fronzoli, ma che suggerisce una certa eleganza.
Il romanzo prende quasi sin dall'inizio, ma, in realtà, a volte risulta un po' lento, dispersivo, forse proprio per questo intreccio di pensieri scomposti di Addison.
Quello che mi ha lasciata un po' così è stata la fine, leggerete voi stessi se deciderete di dare al romanzo una possibilità. Ma non barate andando a vedere prima il film!
Buona lettura.
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456 reviews1 follower
December 20, 2018
Addison es un joven estudiante norteamericano que se encuentra en su último año de instituto. Además de las preocupaciones habituales de los chicos de su edad Addison vende marihuana a sus compañeros y este último curso intentará resolver el misterio que envuelve el asesinato de uno de sus compañeros, Kevin Broadus un chico afroamericano. Addison intentará encontrar al culpable de este asesinato ya que él no cree en la versión de la policía que dice que Kevin es la víctima casual de un tiroteo.

El libro no me gustó nada. Uno de los motivos por los que no me gustó es que la lectura es muy pesada, el autor creo que por momentos se olvidaba del argumento principal y explicaba asuntos que no tenían nada que ver con el asesinato. Con los personajes tampoco he llegado a conectar, Addison es un chico bastante antisocial que solo se relaciona con sus compañeros para distribuir su “excepcional marihuana”, a pesar de que solo vive con su padre no creáis que esto lo hace por necesidad, lo hace para sacarse dinero ya que la vende bastante más cara que el resto. Tampoco entiendo muchos de los comportamientos que tiene y destacaría que está obsesionado con la Eneida, cosa que me pareció muy interesante para tratarse de un chico ya que su asignatura favorita era el latín. El resto de personajes tampoco me gustan ya que solo conocemos a su padre, a algunos chicos con los que se relaciona por la marihuana y a Digger que es su “socia”. Lo que si destacaría es que en el libro se hace una crítica sobre el racismo ya que se destaca que el asesinato de Kevin no es investigado por tener la piel de diferente color y que en el instituto apenas hay presencia de alumnos que no sean los típicos chicos americanos. Algo que sí me ha gustado es que Addison realiza esta investigación a pesar de que apenas conoce a la víctima ya que nos son amigos, apenas lo conoce de vista.

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1 review
March 10, 2015
What's the deal with this book?
I can't possibly find any other reason to all those stellar press reviews than its in-your-face "Catcher in the Rye" vibe.

I've never liked or understood Holden Caulfield (even more so when I was his age.) I didn't like - or get - Addison Schacht either.

The writing is fairly good. Too bad that the story itself croaches forward like a stoned snail and reaches nowhere. Nothing has been solved, nothing really changed. As they call it on TV Tropes: a shaggy dog story.

The main character is a self-congratulatory, apathetic jerk. He keeps getting himself into dangerous situations, but has no guts at all. His soul is so bleak that he's struggling to maintain a calculated "no strings attached" relationship with the only person who gives a f*** about him - a girl of striking intelligence and many other virtues. I did hope that she would get over that sorry excuse for a boyfriend, but somehow she didn't. What happened to the wide-eyed idealism of youth, people?

Since this annoying guy is the narrative voice, I found myself in his whiny company far too long to bear. This story would make a rather dull read if told in an impersonal manner. As it is, it's more than boring: it's wearisome.

The author tries to impress with his knowledge of Latin literature. Dear mr. Munson, I did not pick up a YA novel to be lectured about the Aeneid for no apparent reason. All this meandering does squat for the book's general appeal.

I do not recommend "November Criminals" to anyone. It bored me to tears. If You liked "Catcher in the Rye" so much, just read it again.



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43 reviews36 followers
hard-dnf
August 13, 2016
So, I just found out I won a copy. Hope the book's good.

~*~

Well, I gave it a go. I read The November Criminals about halfway, then gave up. Which I feel bad for doing. I mean, I won a copy, the least I could do is read the whole thing, right? But I'm not gonna waste valuable hours of my life on a book that fails to hold my attention just because I won a free copy. Although free stuff is nice.

So anyway, my review. There's nothing wrong with The November Criminals, it just bored me to tears. Nothing happened for the first five chapters and I didn't feel like reading the rest to see if it would stay that way. I just assumed the rest of the book would be boring.

But anyway, I was under the impression that the book was about high school senior Addison Schacht's obsession with solving the murder of a classmate, but all he ever really does is ramble on about the many school asemblies he has to attend at Kennedy, or his getting stoned with his not-girlfriend Digger, or how he likes to screw his not-girlfriend Digger, or how all his teachers are morons, and then some stuff about his father. Nothing about murder solving in there, or at least in the first half I read.

Anyway, perhaps if the characters had been a bit more likable, or the writing more to my taste (not that it was bad or anything), then maybe I would've been able to finish it. But they weren't, so I didn't. Ah well.
527 reviews
October 16, 2010
"Not sure how this ended up on my reading list, but I regret it. I had the Audible version, which was read by the author. Not good; terrible in fact. I'm terrible at quitting on a story, but I'm not sure I'll finish this, though I am over half way through. [return][return]The story itself isn't that great, either. A high school student gets consumed by his search into a classmates murder. I suppose the author does a decent job of writing the story in the high schooler's voice, but I actually think that is a detriment to the story. Who really wants to read/listen to a 17 year old go on and on about his life?"
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2,574 reviews63 followers
December 7, 2015
What are your best and worst qualities? This is the essay question Addison Schacht has to answer to gain a place at his chosen university. Straight away, Addison sees an opportunity to tell his story so far to unburden himself. A young boy Addison Schacht tells his story. Eighteen-year-old Addison is a bad boy he was a drug dealer selling small-to-medium amounts of weed to calm rich kids. His classmate Kevin Broadus was shot. Digger Zeleny was not his girlfriend, she doesn't want a boyfriend and Addison don't want a girlfriend. Addison can't stop thinking about who killed Kevin and why. The November Criminals is a story of love,death and all points in between.
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802 reviews156 followers
June 5, 2016
2.5/5
Los Criminales de Noviembre es una novela que abandona los clichés como un movimiento sabio y más que acertado. Una novela de amor, muerte, y todo lo que queda en medio.
Una historia para la que es necesario tener una visión especial, valiente y muy abierta.
Algo en lo que yo, al parecer, he fallado.

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245 reviews36 followers
June 1, 2018
DNF the writing is hard to follow and Addison is annoying. One chapter was devoted to weed! Are you kidding me!?!?
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193 reviews21 followers
August 12, 2023
Disclaimer - I had a proof copy so I can only hope it improved with some editing although I'm not sure that could happen without a complete change in author.

It is in fact possible to set a book in the late 90s and not litter every sentence with slurs but someone neglected to tell Munson that. Although, I suspect Munson wouldn't actually care given his apparent disdain for Black History Month and his need to make sure his main character, Addison, lets you know at every turn about his racism, sexism, classism, fatphobia and homophobia.

The book follows a truly despicable teenager along with his side kick - and definitely *not* girlfriend or friend - Digger as they try to figure out who killed their classmate. Neither of them care about killing a dog, an act that was thoroughly avoidable. Addison constantly uses, and defends, holocaust jokes. He wants you to know that he is better than you and everyone else in the world is insufferable and unintelligent.
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483 reviews8 followers
August 12, 2021
DNF

This book was absolutely trash. A lot of the language and jokes were very offensive
9 reviews
February 16, 2024
Uma das piores coisas que podem acontecer na vida de uma pessoa (alerta de hipérbole) é ler um livro adolescente depois de deixar de ser adolescente. Apesar que eu não me vejo como adolescente gostando de um livro desses.

O livro é sobre Addison, um adolescente de 18 anos no último ano do ensino médio, que perde um colega de classe, Kevin, assassinado em um tiroteio na loja onde trabalhava. Addison é um traficante de maconha, e ganha uma boa renda com os colegas viciados.

Addison mantem uma amizade colorida com uma colega de classe, que a chama de sócia (não sei porque, se ela sequer o ajuda vender droga, ou qualquer outra coisa), e a todo momento ele menciona como ela é gata, e ao mesmo tempo, como os dois não têm nada sério. E é tão previsível que essas afirmações insistentes querem dizer que no final eles vão ter uma coisa juntos, que seja a ser ridículo. Addison sequer chama a menina de amiga, porque segundo ele mesmo, ele não tem amigos, é um cão antissocial.

Até aí, parecia ser tudo bem. Eu gosto de thriller, de assassinatos misteriosos e alguém tentando adivinhar o que aconteceu. Só gosto quando é bem-feito, e intrigante, não quando é narrado por um adolescente pedante que não faz nada e ainda se acha melhor que qualquer ser humano que já existiu.

Como foi dito, Addison era antissocial, não tinha amigos. Então por que um colega que foi assassinado, colega esse que nem sabia de sua existência, o moveu o suficiente para tentar descobrir quem é o culpado? A resposta: Addison estava chapado de maconha, uma nuvem muito grande passou por ele e ele se assustou, pensando que o dia tinha, de repente se tornado noite, e depois, voltado para o dia. Quando ele voltou para casa, se sentiu movido a descobrir quem foi o assassino. Foi isso. Não estou brincando. Claramente o autor queria relacionar um personagem com o outro, mas não sabia como, e só lançou a carta do drogado-que-viu-coisas, portanto, tudo certo. Pra que lógica? Foi bem nessa hora, bem no começo do livro, que eu sabia que não dava para levar essa história a sério.

O livro é narrado em primeira pessoa, e nas últimas páginas a gente descobre que o livro todo é a carta de admissão para a faculdade, e dá para adivinhar que ele não deve ter sido aceito, depois de comentar diversos crimes cometidos com o passar do livro, e xingar o leitor. De tempos em tempos é adicionado "senhoras e senhores" em algumas frases, falando de forma meio teatral sobre algo trivial, e isso é tão vergonhoso que consigo só sentir raiva.

Addison é um moleque insuportável, e sua namorada-não-namorada, também insuportável, fazem com que cada palavra lida nesse livro seja agonizante. Ele é pedante, prepotente, e ninguém no mundo é melhor do que ele. Ninguém é mais inteligente do que ele. Ele se reconhece como uma pessoa ruim (é dito isso bem na primeira página do livro), mas isso não o impede de diminuir todas as outras pessoas que vivem ao redor dele. Os professores são chatos, os colegas são burros, o pai é um artista falido, e seus compradores são idiotas por darem dinheiro para ele e ficarem alucinados depois. Aliás, Addison menciona que sua maconha é a melhor do bairro, porque é claro que até isso nele é melhor do que dos outros.

Foi uma tortura ler páginas e mais páginas desse adolescente arrogante falando sobre como ele é obcecado por Eneida, como ele sempre pensa no Eneias dia após dia, e citações de latim para explicar qualquer situação mundana. Era uma página INTEIRA sobre uma frase em latim que ele leu em um livro para explicar como o ser humano é um jumento. Do tipo de coisa "olha só, aqui está escrito [latim], o que quer dizer que [coisa que todo ser humano faz] é o ápice da estupidez. Ainda bem que eu não faço isso, pois sou melhor e mais inteligente e por isso concluí esse estudo antropológico agora mesmo". Isso aconteceu tantas vezes, que eu comecei a pular páginas inteiras quando eu via que isso estava prestes a acontecer. Deve ter me poupado alguns neurônios.

Uma ressalva para a equipe de tradução e revisão desse livro. Não houve uma adaptação ajeitando gírias para serem coerentes para falantes de português, ao ponto que se você não fala inglês, não entende o que está sendo dito. Foi somente uma tradução literal do inglês para o português, então toda aquela besteira sendo lida ficava ainda pior com essa tradução ao pé da letra, e a vergonha alheia era capaz de me fazer subir as paredes.

Addison é judeu. Um crime antissemita é cometido no livro: alguém joga um tijolo pela sua janela com um pano amarrado escrito palavras de ódio. Mas ainda assim, esse pirralho vive fazendo piadas antissemitas, e não traz uma discussão sobre porque elas são erradas, mas ele a faz. Um cara branco fala a palavra racista com N. A palavra "retardado" é jogada aos quatro ventos como se não fosse nada; tudo para Addison é retardado. O seu pai, que é mais um coitado do que outra coisa, é ignorado e tratado como um nada; ele pode não ser um bom artista, mas ele faz o que dá como um pai viúvo que tenta se conectar com o filho viciado que o desconsidera. É algo que se aproxima de pena.

Deixando essas questões de lado, dá para comentar sobre como o livro em si não se sustenta sobre seus próprios pés. Addison fica obcecado com o assassinato do colega, e quer descobrir quem cometeu o crime. Ele estranha a frieza com que o caso é tratado, e sabe que logo vão esquecer do menino. Ele comenta com sua "sócia" e seu fornecedor que ele queria descobrir como e porque as coisas aconteceram.
- Sua namorada-não-namorada/sócia se chama Phoebe, mas o tempo todo é chamada de "Digger", português para "cavadora". O motivo disso é que quando ela tinha seis anos e estava brincando numa caixa de areia, um menino tirou sarro dela a chamando de cavadora. Ela bateu no menino com o balde e tomou o apelido como se fosse seu nome próprio a partir dali. E é isso. Juro.
- Seu fornecedor diz que suspeita de uma pessoa tenha cometido o crime: Mike Lorriner. Aparentemente, Kevin e Mike estavam em uma mesma festa, e Kevin fez comentários negativos sobre Maryland, lugar onde Lorriner mora, e os dois começaram a se bater, e então o crime aconteceu. Lorriner é quem comete o crime antissemita, e depois Digger e Addison vão atrás do cara para aterrorizá-lo. No fim das contas, ele não era o criminoso, e os dois mataram a cachorra do Lorriner com um tiro. Um animal foi morto a troco de nada. Lorriner nunca mais aparece.
- O livro se perde no meio do caminho com seu próprio objetivo de fazer o protagonista descobrir o assassinato, e o larga para os devaneios falocêntricos da cabeça de um adolescente excêntrico, que compara a sua vida a um personagem de um livro épico, que vive de jogar palavras de efeito em latim. Depois que o enredo é lembrado, Addison começa a espalhar cartazes com a cara de Kevin pedindo informações, e colocando seu número do pager. O pai de Kevin o chama para sua casa, e lá eles trocam poucas palavras. Não dá para conseguir muita coisa daquela conversa, mas Addison descobre que, talvez, Kevin também seria traficante, por ter se livrado de alguns itens pessoais. Lá ele cai e bate a cabeça num piano, entra em coma, e então podemos declarar o óbito do livro.

Os pais desse livro não conseguem se comunicar com seus próprios filhos. O pai de Addison (cujo nome é mencionado somente uma vez, e eu não me importo o suficiente para vasculhar o livro para encontrar) e o de Kevin não conseguem falar com seus filhos. Claramente existe algo acontecendo, mas nenhum dos dois se metiam para entender o que acontecia. Isso deve ser coisa de estadunidense, pois não é a primeira vez que leio um livro que veio de lá falando sobre pais que não se conectam com os filhos, e também aqui nós não conseguimos esconder coisas dessa magnitude de nossos pais, principalmente na adolescência.

Addison falou com policiais, colegas, pediu informações, e até mesmo entrou em contato com o pai do garoto assassinado. O objetivo do livro era descobrir quem foi o assassino. Depois de tudo isso que foi feito; depois de ter ficado obcecado pelo crime; depois de ter arrastado o leitor em uma história de um moleque enfadonho prepotente por quase duzentas páginas nesse ponto, Addison conseguiu descobrir quem foi o criminoso? Não. Tudo isso foi por nada. Todos que leram esse livro podem chegar na conclusão de que foi uma grande perda de tempo o investimento nessa obra.

Addison é um dos piores personagens que eu já conheci em toda a minha vida. Não dá para entendê-lo como pessoa, pois ele cria uma parede de arrogância entre ele e o leitor, e fica parecendo algo sem vida, mais uma caricatura de alguém do que alguém real.

De todos os livros ruins que eu já li, eu consegui aproveitar alguma coisa. Uma forma de descrever uma pessoa, paisagem, sentimento. Uma forma de ver a vida e debater até mesmo os meus gostos, mas isso é impossível. Não há o que ser aproveitado aqui.

Eu jamais recomendaria esse livro para alguém, especialmente para seu público alvo, os adolescentes. Dar um livro cheio de piadinhas antissemitas e jargões que não são mais usados para um adolescente é quase como dar uma arma para um terrorista.
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Author 6 books219 followers
June 24, 2010
I know I am in trouble with a book when I find myself counting how many pages I have left to read in order to cross the finish line. Sadly with "The November Criminals" that was the case. I never could relate to this book, the main character or what the author was trying to convey. It reads like an egotistical kid who is so full of himself he doesn't care whether his story is worth telling or not. In several examples Addison (the main character) actually tells us we don't want to hear something, and then commences to tell us anyway. I think he should have taken his own advice on occasion, and kept quiet.

Addison is in high school, and a fellow classmate is gunned down while working at a local coffee shop. He is a pudgy fat kid, who we later find out has some secrets. Addison becomes obsessed with the killing and spends countless hours mulling over the details in the hopes of figuring out what happened. He drags along his best friend, Digger, who he happens to have casual sex with on a regular basis. I should correct myself here, since Addison proclaims he has no real friends, Digger must be some sort of sex therapy confidant.

As we meander through Addison's life we find out his mother was killed and he is being raised by his father, who isn't a bad guy, but doesn't seem to realize Addison is even around most of the time. The poor dad can't even find the time to go grocery shopping, but he does manage to bang one of his students on occasion. He is a college professor. Addison is pretty self sufficient though, and has been working his own business for a couple of years. He is quite the drug dealer, racking upwards of 12K in profits at his high point. Thanks to a lucky bet on a dog fight towards the end of the book, he actually holds close to 18k before he ends up letting the money go. Ironically he doesn't even want the money. I am not sure this lost character has any idea what he was looking for.

The writing is well done but the words don't seem to form any well conceived notion of what a high school kid might really be like. I found the entire story hard to believe and even when I could believe it, I found myself not really caring. It almost read like the author and main character were writing the story just to hear themselves speak. Self indulgent were the two words that popped into my head continuously throughout the entire book. I couldn't begin to figure out what the purpose was, but it didn't seem to be for entertainment.

So while this might be the harshest review I have ever written, I can say that the author has loads of promise, and I think if he decided to write a less egotistical story he would be able to weave something fantastic. I would be willing to read his stuff again due to his potential alone, but I wouldn't force myself to finish the book if it ended up being another self indulgent walk down kiss my ass lane. You have to care about your reader to a certain extent; they are the people that will potentially be buying your book after all.

Tough book to read, but I did finish it. Hopefully his next endeavor will be a little more conscious of his audience.
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1,725 reviews99 followers
July 27, 2010
The shadow of Holden Caufield falls heavy (and possibly unfairly) across this debut novel, which features a similarly disaffected and obnoxious protagonist. Here, the setting is Washington, D.C. in the fall of 1999, as teenage pot-dealer and Latin whiz Addison slogs his way through senior year of the Gifted and Talented program at his local high school (a very thinly veiled version of D.C.'s real Wilson High School). The book is written as the answer to an admissions essay question to the University of Chicago (although that's not clear until the very end), and is thus a nonstop barrage of Addison's first-person voice. This voice is attempting to explain his best and worst qualities by relating a convoluted and very digressive story about his reaction to the recent murder of a classmate (the details of which are heavily inspired by the real-life 1997 "Starbucks Murders" triple-homicide in D.C.).

What follows is Addison's rambling, inept investigation into the unsolved murder, in which he is aided and abetted by his BFWB (Best Friend With Benefits) named Digger (real name Phoebe, a direct Catcher in the Rye reference). Along the way, we get heavy doses of Addison's take on the world, other people, relationships, etc., the vast majority of which are smart but bitter assessments. About halfway into the book, this starts to get pretty old -- not because stories need to have likable narrators, but simply because it's exhausting spending time with a privileged teenage misanthrope. I actually had a close friend in high school almost exactly like Addison (a whip smart pot dealer who heaped scorn on almost everyone and everything), and I got sick of him too. The other difficulty I had with the book is that the targets of Addison's withering scorn are far too stereotypical to be a challenge, from racially clueless class queen to rich boy wigger dope dealer to redneck racist, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. Fortunately, his half-baked (pun not intended) sleuthing is just barely interesting enough to keep the pages turning.

I guess if you're looking for a book that captures a somewhat unpleasant side of teenage boys internal lives, this is worth checking out. It's also potentially fun for folks from D.C. to spot the local settings. (Actually, the author uses a strangely inconsistent approach. Some things are thinly veiled, like the high school name, or the local movie theater being the Camelot vs. the real-life Avalon. But other locations are very specific, including the address of the murder victim, which happens to be three blocks from where I grew up. In one really odd note, Addison talks about the urine stench in the D.C. metro system. I've spent hundreds and hundreds of hours in DC's subways, on lines of every hue, and I've never once smelled urine on a train. He must be mixing that up with New York.) In any event, there's definitely a certain intelligence at work here, whether or not it's compelling probably depends largely on the reader's taste for Addison -- a few pages is all it'll take for you to know.
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Author 9 books33.3k followers
April 13, 2016
No es un 3, pero tampoco llega al 4.

Tras un mes de lectura interrumpida, he conseguido terminar Los criminales de noviembre apenas en unas horas (hablamos de aproximadamente el 70% de la novela). Sin duda, me ha sorprendido que pese a su calidad literaria, se pudiera leer con tanta facilidad.

Lo más conseguido de la novela es, sin duda, la narración. La voz del protagonista es dura, compleja, extraña. Me recuerda en efecto a El guardián entre el centeno y el tipo de novelas que siguen esa línea, como Rebeldes.

Sam Munson plasma de manera increíble la mente de Addison, su relación con Digger (la cual me ha parecido alejada de lo convencional; un punto a favor por normalizar el sexo en la literatura juvenil), y sobre todo, los sentimientos. Y no solo los de Addison, sino las sensaciones, miradas y palabras que la gente de su alrededor tiene. Me ha parecido una experiencia, sinceramente, y es algo que pocos autores consiguen.

Sin embargo, y pese a que el estilo es impoluto, la historia está algo hueca. Entiendo que es una historia que sirve para ahondar en la mente de Addison, pero me ha faltado un poquito de trama de verdad. A veces parecía que se iba a ir por el thriller o por la novela negra, pero eso sí, siempre con una crítica bestial a la sociedad. Como comento, falta ese factor que te haga engancharte al cien por cien.

En definitiva, Los criminales de noviembre es una novela que me ha gustado, me ha entretenido, pero que no ha conseguido entusiasmarme. Es para un tipo de lector muy exigente y tranquilo. No es una mala lectura, la verdad.
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1,189 reviews1,147 followers
April 6, 2015
The editors of The Wilson Quarterly have provided a casual reading list for summer, and two books caught my eye.
Megan Buskey: My recommendation is The November Criminals, Sam Munson’s debut novel. You’ll be quickly drawn into the pot-smoke-filled world of Addison Schacht, a high school senior (and nominal weed dealer) hailing from Washington, D.C., who becomes obsessed with the unsolved murder of one of his classmates. The gruff and acerbic Schacht is reflective and intelligent in spite of himself (he likes to translate The Aeneid in his spare time) and he rises above your average discontent teenage protagonist with subtle demonstrations of vulnerability and doubt. He’s a wonderful guide through the maze of moral questions that arise as he attempts to piece together the puzzle of his classmate’s death. Even with the ocean beckoning you, you won’t be able to take your eyes off this book until you’re done.

Meh. Nope. I didn't enjoy Catcher in the Rye very much, and stories of teen melodrama have always struck me as tedious. If you like that kinda stuff, this book seems to be an excellent example. But I moved on without finishing it.
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1,065 reviews69 followers
October 12, 2015
I received this book from NetGalley in exchange for a review but unfortunately will not be finishing the book because 52% of the way through, I still have no idea why I ought to care at all about any of it. The narrative style is frustrating with a lot of irrelevant details, and the use of colloquialisms and the word 'like' might make the dialogue more realistic, but it also makes it harder to read. There's plenty happening, but the way it's told meant I'm not engaged or interested. I've seen a few reviews comparing it to Catcher in the Rye, which is one of my least favourite books ever, and I can see where they're coming from -- Addison is frustrating, whiny, and thinks himself so different to the world around him when really he's just annoying. I dunno, it just rubbed me up the wrong way, and I couldn't get invested in any of the action because of the way it was told so dispassionately.
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51 reviews3 followers
February 1, 2016
The November Criminals is a book you either love or hate. There is no middle ground and the ratings online reflect this. I, however, loved it.

High School Senior Addison Schact and his best friend Digger become obsessed with investigating the murder of a fellow classmate, Kevin Braudus. Addison has to travel through the underworld of Washington DC to uncover the mystery.

As he delves deeper in to the underworld and the mystery, the story is revealed to partly be a thoughtful coming of age tale and thrilling teenage noir.

While the story is not a particularly fast paced read, it still keeps the reader entertained and eager to continue. But sadly because of the way it is written, Munson leaves the reader aware of every page.

If the reader finishes the novel and is left unhappy, that is okay. This book is a hit or a miss and not every throw is going to be a homerun. Just stepping up to the plate and giving it a try is worth it.
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714 reviews
February 17, 2015
Usually, I'm 100% against reading before I go to sleep. I'm a natural insomniac, and if I start reading before I go to bed do you know what happens? Suddenly it's 5AM and I've finished the book, that's what! This book, however, I purposely read before bed because it put me to sleep. It really honestly put me to sleep. I fell asleep reading this multiples times, at different times of the day, in sitting up positions, waking up with my ipad on my face, fell asleep.

What was the point of this book? I know that's a stupid thing to say, really, because what's the point of any book? I just didn't get it, at all. Maybe it's just me and the whole moral of the story went over my head.

One positive thing: This movie will actually be better than the book.
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54 reviews35 followers
March 19, 2016
Una novela valiente y aguerrida, llena de talento literario y un finísimo sarcasmo. Sam Munson es un escritor con recursos y ambicioso en su estilo, pero también una voz inquieta y bravucona con la que no todos los lectores se sentirán cómodos. Y eso es lo bueno de "Los criminales de noviembre", que te hace sentir incómodo, porque lo que hace fundamentalmente es retratar la hipocresía de esta falsa sociedad en la que vivimos, y lo hace como mejor puede hacerse, a través del autodescubrimiento en su protagonista: un joven inteligente pero totalmente inadaptado que esconde un alma llena de agujeros, como todos nosotros.
Hay que ser valiente para leer esta novela y estar a la altura del discurso que propone. Quien no lo esté, no podrá entenderla.
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1,593 reviews25 followers
November 4, 2015
Source: I received a free copy of this book from the publisher via Netgalley!
Cost: Free

Title: The November Criminals
Author: Sam Munson
Genre: YA, Contemporary
Overall Rating: 3 stars

It was okay.

That is what my overstanding and resoluting views are, it was okay and I'm not really prepared to accept anything more than that. It started with so much potential, I was really heading for a 4 star review here, but then it suddenly dropped with it's tedious details and ridiculous situations that really held no relevance to my interests.

But yeah, starts good and ends pretty monotonous.
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24 reviews
July 10, 2010
I had an intrinsic interest in this book -- I generally love books by first time writers and the author went to Wilson High School about the time my children attended. In fact, the thinly veiled Wilson is the setting for this novel. But Addison, the main character, is such a misanthrope (and at such a young age) I was simply put off by his ramblings. This seems to be a revenge novel and he gets his digs at his long ago high school teachers and DC in general. Munson is just "too cool for school" and his self-consciously hipster ethic doesn't wear well.
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