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Lion Lessons

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With the wit and read-aloud appeal of Peter Brown’s Children Make Terrible Pets and William Steig’s Pete’s a Pizza, this funny, fierce picture book teaches kids just what it takes to be a great lion.
 
There are seven steps to becoming a proper lion, including Looking Fierce, Roaring, Prowling Around, and Pouncing. Our young hero, a rather meek and scrawny human boy, does his best to learn the necessary skills during his training with a master instructor (who just happens to be a real lion). After a grueling set of lessons, the boy discovers that that the final step—Looking Out for Your Friends—is the most important of all. That’s how any kid can earn his lion diploma (not to mention the affection of every cat in town).

32 pages, Hardcover

First published July 5, 2016

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Jon Agee

53 books163 followers
I grew up in Nyack, New York, just up the street from the Hudson River. In our house, there was always an art project going on.

My early drawings were very animated: a lot of stuff zipping around, airplanes, racing cars, football players. No surprise my first published drawing was a pack of rats running along a highway (The Rat Race). I did that for the New York Times Op Ed page when I was still in high school.

I went to college at The Cooper Union School of Art in New York City. I studied painting, sculpture and filmmaking, but what I loved doing most—in my spare time—was drawing cartoons and comic strips.

When I graduated, I hauled my pile of doodles into the offices of a bunch of editors, with the wild notion that somebody might publish them. When that failed, I wrote a story for kids to go with my pictures (If Snow Falls). It was two sentences long (which counts, by the way). Frances Foster, a wonderful editor at Random House, saw something in that book and signed me up.

The next book, Ellsworth, was about a dog who teaches economics at a university. When he gets home, he throws off his clothes and acts like a dog, which is fine, until some fellow teachers discover this and he loses his job. Somebody told me that Ellsworth was a story about "being yourself." I never realized it had a moral.

I moved to another publisher with Ludlow Laughs, the story of a grumpy guy who laughs in his sleep. This book was doing very poorly until the comedienne Phyliss Diller read it on PBS's Reading Rainbow. It stayed in print for over twenty years.

My fourth book, The Incredible Painting of Felix Clousseau, was a hit. One of the first people to see it and give it the thumb's up—literally, hot off the press—was Maurice Sendak. We bumped into each other at the printers. It was a lucky first meeting, and happily not our last.

That was all a long time ago. Since then I've written many other picture books, illustrated a few by other authors, and created a series of offbeat wordplay books, beginning with the book of palindromes, Go Hang a Salami! I'm a Lasagna Hog!

I visit schools across the country and sometimes around the globe. I live with my wife, Audrey, in San Francisco.

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Profile Image for Jon Nakapalau.
6,488 reviews1,022 followers
October 17, 2024
ROARINGLY great book about a little boy who wants to be a lion! I can remember reading lots of books by John Agee when I was in grade school; I think in the 4th grade my teacher really encouraged us to read books by him. Reading his books now I see that there is a thread that runs through his work; individuals trying to find a way to make friends and finding where you belong.
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2,294 reviews491 followers
March 25, 2022
A fun, quick story about a boy who is trying to get his Lion Diploma. Nice enough to read from the library, raised a smile but not one I'd want to own or read several times.
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3,877 reviews679 followers
December 14, 2016
Okay, let me emphatically state that I am NOT much of a Jon Agee fan. But you have won me over with this book, Mr Agee.
This is a throwback to really, really good authors like Maurice Sendak and William Steig, with a deadpan sensibility that works perfectly with the strong art. The cover illustration, with the lion teacher and his student, clad in his Lion Not Wolf But It's A Max Suit Anyway, roaring together, is a good taste of what's inside. Two and even threes will not delight in this as much as your 4,5 and early elementary kids will, and I can see practicing the lion yoga stretches at my afternoon story time as we read this. A delight.
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7,959 reviews262 followers
April 21, 2022
A young boy explains the process of obtaining a Lion Diploma in this newest comic picture-book from Jon Agee, detailing the seven steps through which the student must pass, in order to complete the program. From 'Looking Fierce' to 'Pouncing,' the boy shows little promise, but then he sees a tiny kitten being threatened, and discovers he has the seventh step, 'Looking Out for Your Friends' down pat...

Although nowhere near as amusing as It's Only Stanley or The Other Side of Town (my personal favorite, of Agee's titles), Lion Lessons is still an engaging and humorous tale, one which will keep young would-be lions entertained. The artwork is charming, and well-suited to the humor of the story. The lion instructor's droll expressions, whether of chagrin, when his pupil fails to perform as expected, or of amazement, when he does, were particularly appealing. Recommended to young children who dream of becoming something else, or who enjoy quirky and humorous tales, as well as to all Jon Agee fans.
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7,280 reviews2,606 followers
February 21, 2018
There is so much more to being a lion than one might think. A little boy in a lion costume learns this the hard way as he takes lessons from a real lion on how to roar, run, and pounce. Gotta love Agee!
Profile Image for Laura Harrison.
1,167 reviews134 followers
August 15, 2016
Maybe my all time favorite Agee title. Perfect for storytime. Grand illustrations. I love it!
Profile Image for Edward Sullivan.
Author 6 books225 followers
June 22, 2016
Young boy learns the seven steps to becoming a proper lion to earn his lion diploma. Great understated fun.
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Author 9 books1,720 followers
September 19, 2022
Little cute book I stooped from the sidewalk in New York City. I read it this morning in no time, and imagine it'd be a nice reading for a child (and also for adults, why not). I loved that the big lion went to Harvard's "School of claw." LOL. Also loved the illustrations and the final resolution of the story. I learned the word mane.
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606 reviews20 followers
July 27, 2016
Some children take lessons like piano or a sport's skill. This little guy wants to take lessons to be a lion. Though there are 7 lessons, according to the expert veteran lion, the little boy tires very easy from the strenuous training. See what happens to make this training all worthwhile! Children will want to hear this story again and again. They may even want to test their skills at being a lion!
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12.9k reviews483 followers
July 11, 2022
Well, it has a plot, so it's not 'absurd.' It's silly. And simple. And, in my personal opinion, boring. I got to the end and all I could think was 'so what.'

I do like some other works by Agee, and I do see some glowing reviews from people whose taste I trust, though... so if I get a chance, I'll try again. I certainly could have missed or misinterpreted something.
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Reread. Still don't get it.
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92 reviews1 follower
October 26, 2016
It's not easy being a lion, but every once in a while there comes along a human who can pull it off.
Profile Image for Laura.
1,520 reviews253 followers
May 19, 2022

Lion Lessons by Jon Agee teaches readers of all ages how to become a lion (or at least act like one) in 7 easy lessons. What did I learn?

1. Shaking your mane is a lot of fun.
2. Stretching is invigorating.
3. Dentists do not recommend the gnashing teeth step.
4. Roaring is an outdoor lesson for sure. :) RROOWWL!!!
5. TUCK YOUR TAIL! It gives you away every time when you're trying to hide.
6. Sprinting comes in handy when you're trying to catch a train.
7. And finally, the biggest and best lesson of them all? Always look out for your friends.

A fun, roaring read! Come see if you can earn your lion diploma. Check it out from your local Library.

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960 reviews54 followers
March 22, 2019
What do you do if you're a kid but want to learn to act, speak and eat like the king of the beasts? Why, take lion lessons of course. This book covers a 7 step process in which a boy transforms into a lion. Tongue in cheek as you would expect and with humor that both kids and adults will like, (I myself always chuckle when I read it) this is a gem of a read aloud.



Find Lion Lessons at Westminster Public Library today!

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April 2, 2020
Did you know there were seven steps to becoming a proper lion? Learn all about them with this book by Jon Agee and then practice becoming the best lion ever! Jon Agee is one of my favorite children’s authors because of the absurd humor in all his books and the sometimes-unexpected moral at the end of the story. This would be a great book to act out with your little one after reading through together. Enjoy this one now by checking out a copy through OverDrive! – Reviewed by Stephanie at MCPL Reading Rocket
Profile Image for Laura.
623 reviews135 followers
November 5, 2017
There are seven easy steps to obtaining your Lion Diploma. The little boy quickly learns that maybe it's a lot harder than it looks, because his scores were not looking very promising. When it came down to step seven, looking out after his friends, his lion skills pulled through and that is the story of how a little boy got his lion diploma. Simple. Nice illustrations. I can see little kids laughing and wanting to try out their "lion skills," too.
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2,891 reviews65 followers
September 13, 2016
Jon Agee has presented the reader with a rather amusing account of a young boy training to be a lion. His attempts to be lionlike are rather funny, but the twist at the end leaves the reader satisfied. This one begs to be read out loud.
641 reviews12 followers
December 15, 2016
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Super fun premise. A child looking at the cover right away started growling. I would love to read this to a group and give it a try. Pretty nice pacing and amount of words for a read aloud.
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February 6, 2017
So how does one go about learning to be a lion? Well, first you need a lion costume. And then - take lessons from a real lion, of course! Work hard to earn your own Lion Diploma! And show how brave you can be.
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2,448 reviews38 followers
October 4, 2016
Lost me with the punchline at the end. Super cute and will probably be a ton of fun to booktalk.
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96 reviews
March 17, 2017
My kids love this book! It's silly and good for doing funny voices, the illustrations are great, and it has a sweet ending.
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February 26, 2018
This book was oddly one of my favorite books I covered this summer. The idea behind the story line is silly and fun which would be enjoyed by almost all readers. The illustrations are amusing and do the story justice. Nothing will be learned from this book, but it is sure to bring a smile and I would recommend it to any young reader.
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November 19, 2018
This was funny...especially the illustrations. A young boy sees signs for yoga, Spanish classes, and lion lessons. He takes the lion lessons, taught by an instructor who graduated from Harvard School of Claw. There are 7 steps to becoming a lion, including looking fierce, roaring, pouncing, and sprinting. The young boy isn't very successful at the first several steps...it does not appear that he will earn his lion diploma. Is there any part of becoming a lion that he can do well?
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