Self-help for losers. Learn how to get less out of life from a guy who has done nothing but! Sound too bad to be true? Learn to procrastinate and get less done that you ever thought possible, become more realistic about the things you won’t achieve, learn the pitfalls of going after success and the benefits of decreasing your comfort zone. This is a self-help book for those who are tired of those bleating about success, don’t want to rely on themselves and are looking for a way to achieve less, without spending much money.