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Could it be that simple? Did you just have to pray? (c)
We got ourselves another introspective villain. Or not quite a villain. A fixer in name only.
He's
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Very amateurish for a professional. (c)
He's so very on the run:
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Seventy hours on the run. One thousand, eight hundred kilometres. (c)
He would've done well to hide on Mars but, sadly, he can't get there so he'll have to do somewhere around the North Pole.
He hides so very North that he can have the following conversations in all seriousness:
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‘Are you from the south?’...
‘That depends what you mean by “south”.’
‘That you’re from south of here, of course.’
‘Everyone’s from south of here.’ (c)
He's a sophisticated salesman:
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... there I stood, in Slottsparken, muttering my concise sales pitch (‘Dope?’) to passers-by... (c) I'm kidding!
And he admits to some rather interesting intellectual shortcomings:
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Not that I’m an irresponsible or careless person, I’ve just got really bad judgement. That’s why I was always prepared to follow the advice given by random strangers, and leave important decisions to other people. (c)
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I’d gone somewhere I wasn’t safe, and I hadn’t taken the only thing that might make me a bit safer. Because I thought it might be tricky if I met a woman and had to get undressed. And now I had met a woman, and evidently didn’t want to get undressed after all. Is there a level below idiot? (c)
The ending was plenty bizarre but that's to be expected in Jo Nesbo's novels, after all.
Rating:
We start at 5 stars:
-1 star for this nice history revisionist gem:
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...the first thing the Russians did when they occupied the east of the country was steal the Germans’ industrial... (c) Oh, really? So, did Russia invite the Germans to kills off 20-30 mln of its people for some Nazi bullshit? Off we go with 1 star.
+1 star for the noir
Overall rating is 5 :)
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HOW ARE WE to start this story? I wish I could say that we’ll start at the beginning. But I don’t know where it starts. Just like everyone else, I’m not truly aware of the real sequence of cause and effect in my life. (c)
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Beyond it lay yet more sea. And, beyond that, the North Pole. Perhaps this was somewhere they wouldn’t find me. (c)
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They say that the Finnmark plateau is beautiful. Fucked if I know. Isn’t that just the sort of thing people say about inhospitable places? Either to make themselves seem a bit tough, to lay claim to some sort of insight or superiority, the way people boast about liking incomprehensible music or unreadable literature? I’d done it myself. I used to think it might make up for at least a few of the things about me that weren’t good enough. ... Because what was so beautiful about this flat, monotonous, bleak landscape? It’s like Mars. A red desert. Uninhabitable and cruel. The perfect hiding place. Hopefully. (c)
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‘I burned my bed in the stove back in May. We had a cold May.’
‘Sofa? Mattress?’
‘Mattress?’ He spread his hands out towards the heather-covered plateau.
‘Thanks, but I like roofs and walls. I’ll have to try and find an empty dog kennel. Goodnight.’ (c) Hilarious.
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My guides were the sun in the north, and the fact that churches – according to my grandfather – have their towers to the west no matter where in the world you go. (c)
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You have an allotted time, you burn down to the filter, and then it’s over, for good. But the point is to burn down to the filter, and not go out before that. (c)
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‘Why don’t most of the houses have curtains?’ I asked.
‘Because Læstadius taught us to let the light of God in,’ she said.
‘Læstadius?’
‘Lars Levi Læstadius. You don’t know of his teachings?’ (c)
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‘You can’t hit a target, you don’t know anything about grouse, and you can’t tell jokes. Is there anything you can do?’
‘Oh, yes, ... I can hide.’ (c)
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The plan up to now had been not to have a plan, seeing as he would be able to predict every logical plan I could come up with. My only chance was unpredictability. Acting so erratically that even I didn’t know what my next move was going to be. But I’d have to think of something after that. If there was any ‘after that’. (c)
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The brain is a strange and wonderful thing. ...
But I had seen it. Seen it perfectly clearly. Like I said, the brain is a strange and remarkable thing. (c)
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The useless old single-glazed windows in the flat let everything in: autumn storms, winter cold, birdsong... (c)
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Getting the money for treatment just a week or two after the illness had progressed so far that it was too late, that was silly. Mixing Valium and vodka was silly. But not managing to shoot when your own life is in the balance, that’s a genetic disability. I was an evolutionary aberration, and the future of humanity would only be served by my immediate extinction. (c)
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‘What’s so wrong about a quick fuck? We’re all going to die soon, didn’t you know?’
‘Yeah, I’ve heard the rumours,’ (c)
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‘Can we take a detour through the churchyard, so that no one sees us?’
‘Why don’t you want anyone to see us?’
‘Just thinking about . . . er, your reputation.’
‘My reputation?’ She snorted. ‘Everyone knows that Anita likes men.’
‘Okay, mine, then.’
She shrugged. ‘Okay, if you’re so bloody precious.’ (c)
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‘I can’t do it with a condom,’ I said. ‘It just doesn’t work.’
‘Yes, it will,’ she said, grabbing hold of my terrified cock. (c) LOL) That's quite a description!
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Everyone should be allowed to change their name every so often. (c)
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Lea’s a nice name, no reason to change—’
‘It means “cow”,’ she interrupted. ‘I’d like to be called Sara. That means “princess”. But my father said I couldn’t be called Sara Sara. So instead I’ve been called cow for twenty-nine years. What do you have to say about that?’
‘Well.’ I thought for a moment. ‘Moo?’ (c) LOL!
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I let her down. That’s been the constant refrain to my life. (c)
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A touch. I couldn’t remember the last time a woman had touched me. Until I remembered that it was less than twenty-four hours ago. To hell with this place, these people, all this. (c)
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‘Does losing make you better, Ulf?’
I nodded slowly. I saw that Lea was paying attention too. ‘You get better –’ I squashed a midge that had landed on my arm – ‘at losing.’
‘Better at losing? Is there any point in being good at that?’
‘Life is mostly about trying things you can’t do,’ I said. ‘You end up losing more often than you win. Even Futabayama kept on losing before he started to win. And it’s important to be good at something you’re going to do more often, isn’t it?’
‘I suppose so.’ He thought about it. ‘But what does being good at losing actually mean?’
I met Lea’s gaze over the boy’s shoulder. ‘Daring to lose again,’ I said. (c) Ok, I loved this one.
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I listened to her laughter. Bobby’s had been light and bubbly, like a lively stream. Lea’s was a well. No, a slowly flowing river. (c)
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‘Everyone has doubts. Believers more than anyone.’
‘Really? You, too?’
‘Of course I have doubts... That’s why it’s called faith, not knowledge.’ (c)