After Carl Carlton’s mob leaves him in the middle of the day (do not ask him how they did that—he still has no clue), he has to teach himself how to be a successful skeleton all by himself. And how does a skeleton be successful in this crazy blocky world, you ask? Winning epic battles and…okay, yeah, it’s just about winning a bunch of epic battles for the typical skeleton. Don’t judge; it’s a great lifestyle! Read Carl’s dairy about the time he made his lonely way through this blocky world and learned things about life that should not make sense yet somehow do.
Ah yes the Dairy of Carl Carlton. When he was alive he really drank a lot of milk for him to be able to produce dairy as a skeleton. You can make so many kinds of cheeses, milk, yogurt and ice cream from his "dairy". What his is dairy? no one will ever know, but one thing is for certain, Carl Carlton has dairy and his dairy his scrumdiddly-umptious just like the souls of the innocents. Also carl Carlton is a sexy beast no homo and reminds me a lot Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory. BAZINGA (Am I funny or what?)