I read it in 2016 and loved it due to unique content about big stars that only the author could know; read it again in 2021 and saw all sorts of flaws; read it a third time in 2026 and came to hate the author's attitude and stupidity. Or maybe I'm the dumb one for including it on my five-year rotation of reading again memoirs I initially liked!
Originally, I thought this was a great book filled with rare amazing stories about some of the key figures in entertainment history. But upon rereading it has a huge flaws--the author insists on seeing everything positively (even her being abused), placing her ex-lovers in the best possible light (despite their gigantic narcissistic misbehaviors), and paints herself as being miss perfect (she's far from it and doesn't see that she has a very poor judgment of character).
Thompson comes across as a delusional Pollyanna type, who cheerleads for her men when she should be eviscerating them after they've mistreated her. The fact that three gigantic eg0centric major names all claim they fell in love with her when they first saw her should be a red flag--she's drawing the attention of men who perceive her to have the attitude that she'll do whatever they want as long as they give her material things to keep her happy.
And worst of all is how she tries to make excuses for Bruce Jenner's lies and horrible mistreatment of his family (which means she also had to keep many secrets and tell a lot of lies herself).
So while the book is worth reading at least once simply due to the author being the only woman in American history with this kind of access to the private lives of Elvis, Michael Jackson, The Kardashians, the Jenners, and David Foster, it remains incomplete because the author has failed to really let the wall down on her own life or admit to her own real shortcomings.
Where does one start with a book filled with graphic negative stories about three of the biggest names in entertainment? Thompson reveals shocking things about Elvis (he takes up about 55% of the pages), who treated her like a prized slave and abuses her by forcing her to stay with him every moment of the day and night. She, of course, sees this as being a wonderful sign of love and never thinks of refusing to do what he says (the once she tried to stand up for herself he physically abused her).
The rest of us will see the Elvis relationship as a man mistreating a woman and not allowing her to have independent thoughts, but also that she chose to stay. For years she was not allowed to do anything without him, never straying from Graceland or Vegas, staying in their bedroom for whole days, but she praises him for all the love he shows her by buying her huge rings or flying her on private jets. And when he flies into a drug-induced rage? She again excuses his behavior away as him just being tired after giving so much to others!
Thompson is guilty of enabling Elvis's addictions. The picture she paints of him is horrifying: he never is told "no," he orders everyone around to serve him like a king, he pushes her to take drugs refusing to tell her what they are; and the combination of drugs and alcohol make him do crazy things. Yes, she was there for the shooting of the TV set. And she tells you exactly how she made his peanut butter and banana sandwiches (mush the bananas and peanut butter together!). Elvis is sick and while she claims to be a dedicated Christian in love with another believer, in truth the two sin freely together without any guilt. She is an agreeable doormat that Elvis walks all over and their "spirituality" seems more like superstitions.
She finally comes to her senses when he cheats on her with someone in "their" home Graceland (she's fine with his cheating away from home and they had made a pact that he was free to do it away from home!). So she moves out and runs into Bruce Jenner at the Playboy Mansion. That starts the next section of her life (and book) with the "perfect man." And as a couple she claims they were perfect at well. The two literally never had an argument in all the years they were together and he appeared to be the perfect husband...until he tells her that he feels like a female inside and wants to begin the transition to becoming a woman, expecting her to stay married to a trans female. This is decades before the rest of know the Jenner story. And while she states words that express her support for Bruce's transition, she then begins to reveal the true Jenner, the man behind the fake smile--the self-centered jerk who appears to have feelings for no one else but himself.
So she picked two guys in a row who were public frauds and privately abusive control freaks.
When she refuses to stay married to what will be a woman, he abandons the marriage and their two sons--going years without seeing his boys after marrying Kris Kardashian, who appears to have considered Linda Thompson to be an enemy. The picture painted here of Bruce Jenner is not a positive one. He was a seriously screwed-up guy with some major mental health issues. Even in his current persona as a female, the conclusion you get from reading the book is that Jenner is one of the most selfish, psychologically warped persons who ever lived. His slow transformation from the greatest male athletic figure in the world to becoming a woman almost comes across as self-hatred by abusing his body, and the author claims to go along with it, except she refuses to stay married to the guy who wants to live with her as a woman. Funny way to support a man by divorcing him.
Jenner is not someone to be admired but to be condemned for how he mistreated others through his lying, selfishness, and abandonment. It begs the question--why does society make excuses for someone with gender issues when they abuse everyone around them and destroys families? Why does society try to cover up mental health issues by overpraising someone like Caitlyn Jenner? There's nothing "brave" about what he/she did to his wife or two sons.
He/She should be held accountable for his/her terrible actions. Once Bruce hooked up with the Kardashians (in an apparent change of heart where he stopped becoming a woman for a bit) he had nothing to do with his four other children, and for that he should be ashamed. He may have given himself some temporary psychological relief but he refused to parent or support them in any way, pushing his own mental issues on the children he chose to father. There's no excuse for being an irresponsible parent no matter what you're feeling about yourself inside--he made bad choices. Period.
Linda made the nonsensical decision of not asking for alimony or child support from Jenner in the divorce. That makes no sense since she had little income and shows how misguided she is with her need to feel empathy for everyone. The men in her life literally screwed her over and stomped on her, yet she kept a smile on her face telling everyone how wonderful they were. While some could defend that as Christian ("turn the other cheek") that's not a good character quality when trying to support small children, though she brags about it throughout the book.
Then she meets David Foster (with some other famous names tossed in along the way, such as Dodi Fayed wanting her while she was married). Foster is another emotional self-centered egotist who wanted to be treated like royalty just like her other two guys. He mooches off her for a while and she uses his musical abilities to further her songwriting career. They spend almost 20 years together, with him cheating on her and her "practicing forgiveness" on him. She paints herself as a saint in suffering with his outbursts, but in truth she can be blamed for much of the chaos because of her failure to deal with reality head-on and taking a stand for herself or her kids. When she finally does put a stop to it after two decades, the marriage ends the day after their reality TV show premieres.
She throws Foster under the bus big time and in his case it's not a surprise--we've seen him on TV shows and on Princes of Malibu, where he's the male version of control freak Barbra Streisand (and that's not a compliment!). The question here is why Linda put up with David Foster for so many years, then blames him when she let him get away with so much abuse? It appears it took her over thirty years to go from a subservient plaything for Elvis to the ideal mother and wife for Bruce Jenner to Oscar-nominated songwriting partner who wanted to be treated as an equal to the mega-talented David Foster. Once she stands up to Foster she finally becomes a woman. And the book pretty much ends--even though that was 11 years before publication.
Oddly, she ends this over ten years before the publication date and the final pages are a quick coda that says she's single and happy, proud of her two boys (ignoring the crazy lifestyle Brody in particular has shown on television), getting along with Caitlyn Jenner (who comes for Thanksgiving dinner!), and is still the good Christian girl her parents raised her to be.
The book is not really about Linda--it's totally devoted to the men with her bragging about how everyone thinks she's the nicest and most beautiful person in the world. A few paragraphs mention her TV work and her ridiculous claims of incredible acting talent. It is, however, one of the most revealing autobiographies ever published because of what she tells about the men in her life, not about herself.
Almost all of her songs are simplistic and unmemorable (most chapters end with her lyrics). The woman, honestly, doesn't have unique lyrical talent and was partnered with some wonderful music composers. However, the goal of this book in her eyes appears to make everyone believe she is one of the top lyricists that has ever lived and to be taken seriously.
Sorry, Linda, but after reading about how you only pick top-class rich men to live with (I believe we call that a gold digger), fail to react to their mistreatment of you, and fail to act as a responsible independent woman, I just can't take you seriously. I do appreciate, though, your willingness to tell a lot of great inside stories about these men who were completely different in private than they were in public. Revealing secrets is what a memoir should do--now all you need to add is some serious introspection to see where you failed and reveal some secrets about yourself. Life, especially your life, isn't the fairy tale you make it out to be.