Some mysteries open with a murdered body and some make us wait a bit while the author sets the scene and introduces the characters. Sometimes there's a second or third murder later in the book, just to keep the reader's attention. Agatha Christie was a big believer in the "Bring on another body" school of plot development.
Craig Rice NEVER followed the herd and this one opens with THREE murders. And we never learn any of their names. They're simply postmen who made the mistake of taking a shortcut through the wrong alley and were murdered. Not sure why the second and third victims would go down that alley after the first guy was killed there. Maybe if you're on your feet all day a shortcut that saves a few steps is worth the risk.
Or maybe they were lulled into complaisance because the alley runs between two large, expensive mansions. The people who live on that street are RICH, for Pete's sake. Rich people aren't murderers, are they?
Chicago defense Lawyer John J. Malone has met all kinds of murderers. He's brought into this odd case by Captain von Flanagan, who's about to make an arrest, but not sure he wants the "perp" to be convicted. Mr. Rodney Fairfaxx is such a gentle old man; generous to his family and obsessed with his stamp collection. Unfortunately, he's convinced that he will shortly receive a letter from his long-lost sweetheart, who went down with the Titanic. Mr. Rodney believes that she survived and will be contacting him. It's 1948, so that's possible, although unlikely.
His family (all dependent on his generosity) humor his little quirk, but when three postmen in a row are bumped off in the alley beside the Fairfaxx mansion, it begins to look like old Rodney may be crazier than they thought. Is he angry at the Postal Service for not delivering that letter from the lovely Annie? Rodney Fairfaxx is the easiest arrest ever made in Chicago and no one could be more polite about the whole thing. Malone is confident he can get an "innocent by reason of insanity" judgement and a nice room at a well-run hospital for the likable old guy. There's sure to be a big fee and (as always) Malone desperately needs the money.
Then things get complicated. A stray dog in the murder alley latches onto Malone and won't let go. And he's a bigger booze-hound than the little lawyer himself. What a perfect pair.
Of course, the rest of the family are eventually suspects. Nephew Kenneth is divorced from the lovely Glida (pronounced G-i-l-d-a and just wait 'til you meet her) and engaged to the not-so-lovely Gay. They're cousins and part of the Lacy family next door. The Fairfax family and the Lacy family are connected in some expected ways and some unexpected ones, too. Matriarch Abbey Lacy is determined that HER daughter will inherit the Fairfaxx fortune and she's hands-down the toughest person in the neighborhood.
Niece Elizabeth is a long-legged beauty - the product of a Fairfaxx marriage to a gorgeous actress. The actress disappeared soon after her daughter's birth and is supposed to be living in California, but Malone soon figures out that she's hiding in plain sight. Uncle Ernie is Rodney's half-brother and penniless except for his allowance and (maybe) expectations. But he turns out to have some valuable information, if only he lives long enough to tell it.
Every one of them could have bumped off the mailmen and then there's the Lacy's butler, Boris Karloff look-alike Huntleigh. He shows up in chapter 11, determined to save his beloved family and he doesn't care who he has to run over to do it. Ask Malone.
And naturally, socialite Helene Brand Justus is right in the middle of the action. She went to school with the Lacy girls and knows both families and their secrets. And even though her husband Jake Justus has chicken pox, she's GOING to be involved in this investigation and there's nothing Malone can do about it.
This is surely one of the funniest of Craig Rice's books and that's saying something. By the end of the book, I'd pretty much lost the plot and when the murderer is revealed, I was a bit fuzzy about the motive. Still am, but it doesn't make any difference. It's a wonderfully enjoyable read and that's all Rice was going for. If you like eccentricity, you'll love this one.