Mommy and Daddy want to F%#&

by Michael Glouberman, Dan Madia (Illustrator)

Mommy and Daddy want to F%#& is a children's book for grown-ups! A hilarious story of a Mommy and Daddy who just need a little "alone time" to themselves, and will do almost anything to get it. If you're the parents of little kids - or know anybody who is- this book is for you!

38 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 21, 2015

Reviews

[Ash]

Oh…. Lmfaooo

[Ian D · Rating 3 out of 5]

Επικά ανορθόδοξο, ιδανικό δώρο για νέους γονείς. Εντάξει, μόνο αν έχουν αίσθηση του χιούμορ...

[Alice · Rating 4 out of 5]

I don't even know why I read this. It was free with Kindle Unlimited, so why not? You've got to remind yourself that this is an "adult" children's book...meant for actual adults and not the wee little ones. I can't imagine how someone would feel if they came across this and thought it was a real kids book.

Anyways, it was funny and I bet a lot of parents relate. I'm not a parent, but I see the humor.

3.5

[Natalie · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is definitely a hilarious read for those parents who can't seem to find some privacy from their kids. Even if you're not a parent this book recognizes the nearly impossible task of getting some alone time away from kids.

It's cute. It's funny. It's NOT for kids but adults will absolutely get a laugh out of it.

[Max Gomez · Rating 5 out of 5]

Haha!

Pretty clever and hilarious, I especially like that at the end of the day, sleep was simply more appealing.. because it usually is. 😉

[JB · Rating 5 out of 5]

:-)

Lol, love it! I have a huge silly grin on my face after reading this book, perfect tongue in cheek satire. Enjoy!

[Scott Fabel · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious!

[Marlena Cummings · Rating 3 out of 5]

Funny

Really funny and cute, short read. Entertaining, quick and witty. Definitely made some valid, truthful points though for us parents LOL

[J.J. Meddaugh · Rating 5 out of 5]

Definitely goes in a couple of directions you weren't expecting.

[Eszter · Rating 4 out of 5]

....yes.

[MissyLynne · Rating 4 out of 5]

Yet more proof having kids ruin everything.

[Maxie Froelicher]

LMAOOOO

[Kimberly · Rating 4 out of 5]

Like the rhythm and rhyme but it feels more like a kid's book because of it. awkward

[Anurag Modak · Rating 3 out of 5]

Very overt, although the rhymes were enjoyable.

[Bradley · Rating 3 out of 5]

I don't know why but one of my comfort ready genres is decidedly NSFW children's books.

[Vivian · Rating 2 out of 5]

Ok maybe it’s sarcastic, but I don’t think parents need such a book to know their situation.. it‘s definitely not a book for children.

[Leško · Rating 5 out of 5]

Funny little book. It explains life with children in very comical way.

[Joyce Andrews · Rating 5 out of 5]

That was good

Do what ever you need to, so mom and dad can have some fun. I was laughing the entire time. Very good. I am going to tell my friends. Looking for more.

[Jody Robirds mclane WP · Rating 5 out of 5]

loved it, giggled from beginning to the end!!!

[Jessica · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was a hilarious ADULT kids book. I was intrigued by the kids book for adults, but it was hilarious and true at the same time. Definitely an entertaining read.