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Mommy and Daddy want to F%#&
Mommy and Daddy want to F%#& is a children's book for grown-ups! A hilarious story of a Mommy and Daddy who just need a little "alone time" to themselves, and will do almost anything to get it. If you're the parents of little kids - or know anybody who is- this book is for you!
38 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 22, 2015
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July 28, 2025Oh…. Lmfaooo
December 7, 2020
Επικά ανορθόδοξο, ιδανικό δώρο για νέους γονείς. Εντάξει, μόνο αν έχουν αίσθηση του χιούμορ...
January 3, 2019
I don't even know why I read this. It was free with Kindle Unlimited, so why not? You've got to remind yourself that this is an "adult" children's book...meant for actual adults and not the wee little ones. I can't imagine how someone would feel if they came across this and thought it was a real kids book.
Anyways, it was funny and I bet a lot of parents relate. I'm not a parent, but I see the humor.
3.5
Anyways, it was funny and I bet a lot of parents relate. I'm not a parent, but I see the humor.
3.5
August 13, 2025
This is definitely a hilarious read for those parents who can't seem to find some privacy from their kids. Even if you're not a parent this book recognizes the nearly impossible task of getting some alone time away from kids.
It's cute. It's funny. It's NOT for kids but adults will absolutely get a laugh out of it.
It's cute. It's funny. It's NOT for kids but adults will absolutely get a laugh out of it.
August 22, 2017
Haha!
Pretty clever and hilarious, I especially like that at the end of the day, sleep was simply more appealing.. because it usually is. 😉
Pretty clever and hilarious, I especially like that at the end of the day, sleep was simply more appealing.. because it usually is. 😉
January 22, 2018
:-)
Lol, love it! I have a huge silly grin on my face after reading this book, perfect tongue in cheek satire. Enjoy!
Lol, love it! I have a huge silly grin on my face after reading this book, perfect tongue in cheek satire. Enjoy!
February 18, 2018
Hilarious!
April 4, 2021
Funny
Really funny and cute, short read. Entertaining, quick and witty. Definitely made some valid, truthful points though for us parents LOL
Really funny and cute, short read. Entertaining, quick and witty. Definitely made some valid, truthful points though for us parents LOL
August 13, 2021
Definitely goes in a couple of directions you weren't expecting.
October 28, 2022
....yes.
August 9, 2025
Yet more proof having kids ruin everything.
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August 28, 2025LMAOOOO
September 20, 2025
Like the rhythm and rhyme but it feels more like a kid's book because of it. awkward
October 12, 2025
Very overt, although the rhymes were enjoyable.
October 17, 2025
I don't know why but one of my comfort ready genres is decidedly NSFW children's books.
August 13, 2026
Good, quick, funny read lol
August 31, 2026
simpatico
August 2, 2025
Ok maybe it’s sarcastic, but I don’t think parents need such a book to know their situation.. it‘s definitely not a book for children.
February 27, 2017
Funny little book. It explains life with children in very comical way.
October 31, 2015
That was good
Do what ever you need to, so mom and dad can have some fun. I was laughing the entire time. Very good. I am going to tell my friends. Looking for more.
Do what ever you need to, so mom and dad can have some fun. I was laughing the entire time. Very good. I am going to tell my friends. Looking for more.
November 1, 2015
loved it, giggled from beginning to the end!!!
November 4, 2015
This was a hilarious ADULT kids book. I was intrigued by the kids book for adults, but it was hilarious and true at the same time. Definitely an entertaining read.
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