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196 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published October 1, 1981
Space exploration had been dead for years. They'd sent a few squares out to the planets and back... and that was it. People lost interest in it. One of those astronaut types would come back from Mars... "How was it, Colonel?" "Well, Mr. Straight, it was unpleasant. We had forgotten to bring steak with us and the lighting was poor. I wasn't able to shave for two weeks. My principal feeling when I stepped onto that planet was one of gratitude to the Us government for making this possible. We saluted the flag there, although the dust storms made it difficult. On the whole I'd say that it was worthwhile sending me since I've gotten so much pussy ever since my return." "Thank you, Colonel." (159)