Bats: Return to Damnalot

by Fred Barnett, Mr. Vitaliy Juterbog (Illustrator), Ms. Erin Shishido (Editor)

"Jonathan's horrid singing and guitar playing were joined by one hundred and one horrid violins. The music began to swell- like an arthritic knee. The clan-still holding hands, claws, and butts-swayed together in front of the castle beneath a black rainbow. The bats joined in, echolocationally." BATS ^^�^^ Protecting their habitat! Centuries ago, Vlad "The Impaler" Tepes and Elizabeth "The Bloody Countess" Bathory bathed their homeland in blood. There was nothing good or bad about the pair's excesses. That is what Transylvanians "do" and have always done, until now. Today, a great evil has begun to turn their homeland into an amusement park. The tour buses have arrived! Vlad and Liz cannot sleep! Forced to put on some clothes, they will be joined by a handful of staff and family including the tiny witch, Lupta Axe, (a famous author of smutty bodice-ripping novels). They must fight for Transylvania! Meet: The mercenaries! Meine Runt-Pferde (My Tiny Horsies)! The out-of-shape architect bikers! The Hell's Angles! The feared women cutthroats! The Black Friday Shoppers!

336 pages, Paperback

First published February 1, 2015

About the author

I have three darned good books out there. All 5-stars. Pleeeeeeease check them out.

Bloody Good — (True Shark Stories),

The Kingdom of the Cats (Short stories)

and .
Bats (A full length novel) 2015

Fred was born in a log cabin until the age of six after he killed a bear bare handed or was it a bare bear handed. In 1914 he was adopted by the world-famous writer of erotica, Infinity Upton-Downes who ran a New Orleans brothel where he later learned how to play the player piano