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202 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 29, 2016

1. idiot one lets idiot two write the number on his face
2. idiot two can't tell it's a permanent marker
3. idiot one panics and washes it off—without writing it down first
4. idiot two doesn't have any Issues or Concerns when this is later explained to him
5. idiot one's butch solution to the problem of residual marker ink is to wear a zebra print scarf over his forehead like fey!twink mick jagger, smugly confident in his masculine deception to the fucking end.




























