Get Your Butt Off My Couch

by Sonja Warfield

Get Your Butt Off My Couch (And Your Hand Outta My Wallet) is a woman’s guide to getting rid of her deadbeat husband, boyfriend or boo thing. Comedic writer Sonja Warfield helps readers identify, confront and get rid of the deadbeat through advice from first-hand experience. Warfield takes reasons on an uproarious odyssey of marriage, relationships and post-divorce dating with chapter titles like Boys Will be Boys Is Bullshit, Blow Job Strike, Dick Is Not an Endangered Species and Self-Acceptance Begins with Ass-Acceptance. This humorous perspective explains why women settle and lays out solutions for preventing and getting rid of the slouch on your couch.

296 pages, Paperback

Published November 6, 2015

Reviews

[Sarah · Rating 5 out of 5]

Very honest look at dating. Appreciated the humor and the great stories she illustrated with.