I HAVE FOUND A NEW EDWARD CULLEN, EVERYBODY. He’s tall, dark, handsome, morally grey and is like a hundred and fifty years old. Oh, he’s also magical. Isn’t he a catch?
(btw, that was sarcastic. i don’t want anybody questioning my sanity)
This review is for the whole trilogy cause I had the complete edition, or collection edition or whatever on kindle. I can’t really get into it without giving up some main things of the plot, so there are spoilers.
I must admit I was really stumped with this review, because I partly loved these books, and partly hated them. I’m still kind of confused myself, so it’s probably going to be a really weird review.
So. Here goes.
CHARACTERS
Alina
First things first. It should be STARKOVA. It’s supposed to be Russia, so the surnames are supposed to be feminine for girls. That’s all I’ll say about that, but please know I have ranted about the language inaccuracies for hours. And I’m not even Russian, I’m Spanish. So I can’t imagine what actual Russians are feeling right now.
But her, as a character? I didn’t like her. Honestly. She has her moments, I’ll admit, but for the most part I couldn’t stand her. She’s constantly complaining about how pathetic, and ugly, and petite she is. Yes, petite. If you had your hopes up, expecting a fresh fantasy protagonist, keep hoping. Maybe one day there’ll be one. She’s also so whiny. I know it doesn’t really seem like enough to dislike a character, but I kept feeling like we wouldn’t get along too great if we actually met. I get some people won’t agree but hey, free will, right?
And a tip if you’re trying to make a character: you can make her insecure, but you can’t make that her whole personality. I will, however, begrudgingly admit she has some development from the first book. Yay her, I guess. I really couldn’t care less.
Also, her powers made no sense. Think about it for a second. Apart from dissolving the Fold, what good were they against people? She wasn’t supposed to be a good fighter, she was a mapmaker, but put some mirror gloves on her and suddenly she’s a badass in hand to hand combat? I doubt it. And don’t get me started on the Cut. Three pages before you couldn’t light a corridor and now you can cut people in half? And then MOUNTAINS? Yeah, no.
Mal
I’m torn. I hated him for half of the book, and wanted to hug him the other half. I couldn’t stand the way he let Alina walk over him, so I guess I cared about him? Mostly I wanted them to end up together, because they sort of deserved each other.
He did have a few moments that forced me to stuff my fist in my mouth to stop the giggling. I think waking up my parents at 1 am would not have played too well with them. I don’t know if they will get that reaction out of anybody else, but I did smile on re-reading them, so they just might:
“ “It’s always just you and me, Alina.” For a moment, it seemed like it was true. The world was this step, this circle of lamplight, the two of us suspended in the dark”
“I love you, Alina, even the part of you that loved him.”
“But no matter who or what I was, I would have been yours”
There was also this particular moment when I just felt bad for him, but then he came up with this:
“ “I need you to do something for me.” He snorted. “You mean other than deserting the army, scaling mountains, and freezing my ass off on the cold ground every night?” "
I was like, “you go girl! tell her!”. Because, really. He was so awesome for putting Alina in her place. Or at least for trying.
The Darkling
I think I have a problem. He’s the most manipulative, creepy, evil guy ever but I really liked him. And it’s not the only case. But I don’t believe anyone who says they didn’t like young president Snow in The Hunger Games.
Alexander was a great character. Not much character development but I guess if he has lived for four hundred years it’s understandable that he has a defined character. He was cunning, mean, and willing to do anything. He was well written, even if he wasn’t an extremely original villain.
I still need someone to explain why there are no other grisha that can control the shadows. And while they’re at it, why are there no other sun summoners?
Genya
At first she was sort of a shallow character, but then she got some development, and became quite interesting. What a shame she was then thrust to the background to make place for a lot more of Alina’s ramblings about Mal.
Her friendship with Alina was sort of exaggerated though. I mean, she doesn’t do much apart from giving her a makeover and gossip, but her betrayal is supposed to be total treason? I really didn’t feel like she was a bad person for not sticking with Alina, because if I was her I wouldn’t have, which I guess kinda numbed the whole “traitor” feeling for me.
Nikolai
He is by far my favourite character in this entire trilogy. Let me show you why:
“Ivan scowled. “I don’t think-” “Clearly. Why start now?” ”
“I won’t forget this, Sturmhond,” Ivan spat. The captain rolled his eyes. “That’s the idea.” ”
“ “You betrayed the Darkling for money?” “ ‘Betrayed’ seems a strong word. I hardly know the fellow.” ”
He was so much fun to read about, and I fell really hard for him. And when the Darkling turns him into a creepy flying people-eater? I had to stop myself from throwing the kindle against the wall. I must admit my anger didn’t last long cause I googled how he ends (I know, I’m disappointed at myself too), so I just read the rest of the book waiting for the resolution of his little problem. Maybe if I had found out he stayed that way I would have DNFed the book. I guess I’ll never know.
PLOT
It’s an ok plot. Not really the best I’ve read, but it kept you hooked to its action, even though there were a few times when I had to force myself to read through a particularly stretched out scene that could’ve been omitted altogether. The whole chapters in the white cave with the Apparat? Absolutely unnecessary and dull. Although I guess it was on purpose because Alina was bored too? Idk. It was weird. And even more so when other scenes were rushed, like when they’re hunting the sea whip. Because it takes them months to find the stag but only a week to find the dragon? And they catch him and kill him in what, ten minutes tops?
Apart from these problems, the book could have been improved greatly by making it third person, in my opinion. After a book and a half I couldn’t take any more of Alina’s thoughts on anything, because they were so long, depressing, and repetitive.
LOVE TRIANGLE SQUARE
If someone has read my tsitp review, they know I am NOT a fan of love squares. It’s just weird. Especially if the girl is constantly talking about how UGLY, USELESS, BETRAYING piece of trash she is. Yet, everybody wants her. How realistic.
However, it was quite well woven together. Each of them has a reason to want her, and it's not just her sudden glow up, but actual things. Mal loves her personality, Alexander her power and Nikolai her fame (well not really her fame, but her connection with the subjects).
The actual personal relationships between Alina and each of the guys are really deep and quite sweet sometimes. Mal is awesome most of the time, and I’m really happy they end up together. I wasn’t really invested in their ups and downs though, cause it was obvious they were going to end together. And also because sometimes they were just plain boring.
I love her with the Darkling, and honestly I sometimes secretly wanted them to end up together, mostly because I was really mad at Mal at times (please note I wasn’t mad because he didn’t write. Anyone, except Alina apparently, would have guessed the letters were being intercepted). When he tells her his name, and she whispers it to him before he dies… Actual chills.
Even though I have already stated I ADORE Nikolai, I was repelled by the idea of them together. They are great friends, and I don’t want them to ruin that. Also, my dislike for Alina grew with every book, so no, I didn’t want my favourite character to marry someone I didn’t like. Sorryyyy.
SIMILARITIES
This book is like a patchwork quilt. It looks unique, but it’s really just other pieces fitted together. If it’s not a problem for you, great, go ahead and adore these books. It is, however, an issue for me. Because I know I haven’t exactly read every book ever (in fact, my tbr list is like twice as big as the books I have actually read), and even I could see so many things taken from other books:
* The Hunger Games. The “always” whispered in the dark. Like, hello. It’s taken. It’s been done before. IT’S NOT YOURS. Also, when she makes Mal promise he’ll kill her. I realise it makes a lot of sense, but I will not see reason when it comes to The Hunger Games. AND WHEN THEY ARE IN THE SHIP AND HE HOLDS HER THROUGH HER NIGHTMARES. That did kind of outrage me. Oh, and the Apparat kind of acts like Coin, trying to use her as a face rather than as a leader.
* Harry Potter. People with powers hiding from people without them and the bad guys wanting to take out the powerless ones? Check. A creepy connection with the bad guy that you are only just realising works both ways but kind of makes you evil when you use it? Check. A powerful person mistakenly giving some of his power to someone else, which later means someone doesn’t truly die? CHECK. (Btw, the powerful person is Mozorova and he mistakenly gives power to the daughter, which means Mal doesn’t die, like Voldemort with Harry)
* Dune. I’m sorry. WHAT? Sankta Alina doesn’t kind of remind anybody of SAINT ALYA OF THE KNIFE???? And the Apparat popping up like the Preacher?
* Tinkerbell. I know, lol. Like, if you haven’t read them you’re probably wondering what kind of fairy pixie weirdness is in this, but honestly it’s not anything explicit. Just, ok, a world with people with powers that control elements? And is it just me, or does the Little Palace give a little bit of Pixie Hollow vibes? And the amplifiers kind of resemble the colorful pixie dust? Idk. But when they were going to give a “demonstration”, I just remembered that one scene in the Tinkerbell movies where they have this big acorn thing and they all do stuff like using mirrors to multiply light beams, and I kept laughing like crazy at their seriousness cause like i have seen that scene thousands of times when I was a kid. So, yeah, lol.
* Frozen. Yes, Tinkerbell isn’t the only childhood classic this book has taken from. The white hair? Ok, honey, we’ll pretend that’s original. The whole “no one should get close to me cause they end up hurt”? What are you gonna do, freeze Mal’s heart? Oh, right. You don’t need to, because you stabbed him.
After all, I think the books aren’t amazing, and there are many things that greatly annoyed me, but they are entertaining, and I’m overall glad I read them. I wouldn’t exactly recommend them to a friend, but I would be willing to discuss them for a long time. Oh, and I’m definitely going to watch the show.
Edit: couldn’t finish the show. WHY DID THEY CHANGE THE SIX OF CROWS PLOT!??? No wonder it was cancelled.
Edit #2: I just re-read Six of Crows and how can they be written by the same person?