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The E Files
Rice Muller and Diane Silly are working on their first Erotic File together. A woman's been abducted by sexually frustrated aliens and it's their job to find out why. But with the local detective refusing to help and the only other victims unwilling or unable to speak out they're going to have to work hard and fast to find the erotic truth that's out there before the aliens strike again.
A scifi erotic parody of 4,000 words featuring oral, anal, alien sex, straight sex, threesomes, swallowing, masturbation.
An excerpt:
Muller pushed his cock back into his trousers before reaching into the glovebox and pulling out a can of spray paint. He climbed out of the car and shook the can, drawing an accurate representation of a spunking cock on the tarmac.
“What was that for?” Silly asked as they drove on into the woods.
“I’ll explain later,” he replied. “I have a theory but I want to keep it to myself for now.”
“So where are we going?”
“I’ve arranged to exhume one of the victims. We’re going to have a nice romantic night in a graveyard looking at the corpse of David Kilburn.”
The sun was setting when they reached the cemetery. A team stood around the grave and the coffin was just being lifted out as they parked the car and walked over. They stood in silence as the coffin was crowbarred open to reveal what looked like a sex doll inside. “What the hell’s that?” one of the men said, leaning over the coffin.
“It’s Sucking Susie I think,” Muller said, examining the doll. “I had one for a few years back in college.”
“What’s that in its you know?” Silly asked, looking between the doll’s legs.
Muller reached down and pulled a silver dildo from the doll’s pussy. “Now this is interesting,” he said. “Notice anything unusual?” He tossed the dildo up to his partner.
“Still vibrating,” Silly said. “Good battery life.”
“Nowhere for the batteries to go,” he replied, pointing at the base.
A scifi erotic parody of 4,000 words featuring oral, anal, alien sex, straight sex, threesomes, swallowing, masturbation.
An excerpt:
Muller pushed his cock back into his trousers before reaching into the glovebox and pulling out a can of spray paint. He climbed out of the car and shook the can, drawing an accurate representation of a spunking cock on the tarmac.
“What was that for?” Silly asked as they drove on into the woods.
“I’ll explain later,” he replied. “I have a theory but I want to keep it to myself for now.”
“So where are we going?”
“I’ve arranged to exhume one of the victims. We’re going to have a nice romantic night in a graveyard looking at the corpse of David Kilburn.”
The sun was setting when they reached the cemetery. A team stood around the grave and the coffin was just being lifted out as they parked the car and walked over. They stood in silence as the coffin was crowbarred open to reveal what looked like a sex doll inside. “What the hell’s that?” one of the men said, leaning over the coffin.
“It’s Sucking Susie I think,” Muller said, examining the doll. “I had one for a few years back in college.”
“What’s that in its you know?” Silly asked, looking between the doll’s legs.
Muller reached down and pulled a silver dildo from the doll’s pussy. “Now this is interesting,” he said. “Notice anything unusual?” He tossed the dildo up to his partner.
“Still vibrating,” Silly said. “Good battery life.”
“Nowhere for the batteries to go,” he replied, pointing at the base.
30 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 14, 2015
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February 1, 2017
Not your grace
An earl is not addressed as Your Grace. Only a duke is. Any good historical romance writer should know this.
An earl is not addressed as Your Grace. Only a duke is. Any good historical romance writer should know this.
February 1, 2017
Very good
I wish you much success I like your books but the baby thing is a life to much even as they are adults
But if you like that then you will love her books.
DH from New York City
I wish you much success I like your books but the baby thing is a life to much even as they are adults
But if you like that then you will love her books.
DH from New York City
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