Holy crap! I found this on my old bookshelf. Read this when I was a kid, at age 11, thereabouts. Full of absurdly shallow cliches that are so uninsightful they are flat-out wrong. Amazingly stupid. Example: if a nerd leaves the library and sees his shadow it means 6 more weeks of olive sandwiches (sic). Like Dave Barry if he had some terrible stroke or something.