3.2: An old couple like George Castanza’s parents violently/hilariously bickers while their son, Teddy, horses around a ship. He seems remarkably articulate, as if this is some satire about adults/his ogre-ish parents. Salinger definitely has a recurring theme w/ obese women and b!tchy men. Though this story is supposed to demonstrate Buddhist concepts, that would require too much insider knowledge to get, so the tale just comes off ironic. Frankly, knowing the true meaning of the beginning puts me off the piece, finding it too hokey and too unrealistic a worldview, making it all the stranger misanthropic Salinger seriously considered it among his prolific cult-hopping. Once the actual spiritual talk begins, raising fascinating questions about reincarnation and things all being tied to each other like an arm is just part of a whole body vs medicine, etc, it just all seems too silly and piecemeal never to be even 1/5 complete coming out of a rushed 10 y/os mouth.