After realizing that new umbrella academy comics are coming out, and finally getting a chance to be disappointed by season 4 of the tv show…I decided I needed to “cleanse” my system by re-reading the comics. Now at least I have a chance to go through and make some notes for myself to look back on in the future. The beautiful thing about umbrella academy, other than its amazing art, is how chaotic it is. It will go from giving you the most non sense information, like the start of this series taking place of the same day as a famous wrestler knocked out a space squid, to giving the most important plot details in such short bursts that you aren’t even sure if what you read is correct. And it’s glorious! Immediately upon opening the issue to a man delivering an atomic flying elbow, we find out about 43 children born to women with no sign of pregnancy. We then find out about Sir Reginald Haegreeves aka the monocle, a world renowned and wealthy scientist who invented the televator and clever crips cereal…who also happens to be an alien and someone who went out in search of these children…ultimately finding and adopting seven of them. He announced to the world that he took them in to save the world…and then disappeared for 10 years. Only popping back up later with the group of masked children, equipped with their flight belts, when the Eiffel Tower went insane and started killing people. Only 5 of the kids were actually deployed on the mission, as seven stayed with the monocle as she is apparently “not specia,” and should just focus on her violin. Five disappeared to the future or someplace Reginald can’t be bothered to deal with. I love how subtly they introduce their powers as well, from number three using mind control to disperse the crowd, 6 using the monster coming from his chest to hold on, all while number four attempted to contact a dead engineer to help them out. Everything finally came to a head when 1 used his strength to punch the tower over, only for them to fly in and find zombie robot Gustave Eiffel, which 2 promptly used a knife on and killed. This sent the controls spiraling and the tower, really a space ship, sent into space. As the kids renounced, and got a key to the city and ice cream, number 1 expressed to the monocle how much he wanted to go to space. And as we jump 20 years into the future…that dream appeared to come true, with number 1 becoming the famous spaceboy. Unfortunately this did come at a cost, during a failed mission he was critically injured…forcing Reginald to perform an experimental surgery…giving him the body of an ape. He has spent a lot of time on the moon looking for threats, but one call finally brought him back home. We find out what that call was about through another source and another phone call to none other than Vanya aka number 7, who has now wrote a book about her life…and according to the voice on the other end of the phone, full of nasty things about her family. But the voice is odd, and while giving her the news about her father’s death…also called to offer her the spot for first chaie for violin. They claim they are offering it to her out of revenge. As number 1 lands his craft and arrives at the umbrella academy, he is welcomed in by Reginald’s longtime bodyguard, Abhijat, where he immediately goes up to talk to Dr Pogo and confirm that Hargreeves is dead. If you notice, Pogo is an ape…Reginald was also well known for his work in the cerebral advancement of chimpanzees. But more importantly a very young number 5 is standing next to him, and has concerns of something worse on the way. But that’s a matter that can wait once the others arrive.
“This is the end of the first part of the umbrella academy adventure: Apocalypse suite. There are five more chapters to this series, with twenty-two pages per chapter, totaling one hundred and thirty-two pages. There are seven members of the umbrella academy, and seventy-two names on the Eiffel Tower. There is no connection between these numbers.”