The Rules of Love and Grammar is the second novel by American journalist, corporate attorney and author, Mary Simses. Bad luck comes in threes, they say. It sure has for Grace Hammond: she’s lost her job as a technical writer, her boyfriend has gone off with his paralegal and the ceiling of her Manhattan apartment has collapsed. Grace goes home to mom and dad in Dorset, Connecticut, ostensibly to help with her father’s 65th birthday party, but also to await apartment repairs and work at getting a new job.
But while she’s in Dorset, she’s constantly reminded of her sister, Renny. It’s not just her parents and the house they grew up in, it’s also because her first boyfriend, the now-famous movie director Peter Brooks is making a movie in town. Her best friend Cluny wants to help reignite old flames. But the star of the show, heartthrob Sean Leeds, is also casting a friendly eye at Grace. Less friendly are the looks she gets from history teacher, Mitch Dees when she brings into his dad’s bicycle shop, an old Schwinn for repair.
The story is narrated by Grace in the first person, present tense, which works fine for this tale. The plot is fairly predictable, but this does not detract from the reader’s enjoyment, and there are plenty of heart-warming and heartbreaking moments. Many of the characters have enough depth and appeal to charm the reader, and the banter between them provides a source of humour, as do Grace’s somewhat slapstick antics.
Yes, Grace who, for much of the book, often acts thirty-three going sixteen: the reader could be forgiven for wondering if she simply stopped growing up when her sister died seventeen years before. She’s carrying grief and guilt over Renny’s death, and perhaps that’s the reason she’s so shallow and immature, at least when she gets together with Cluny, and any time she encounters Regan Moxley, the bane of her teenage years. Perhaps it’s also why, in the space of days, or sometimes hours, she can crush on three different men. Readers wanting to give her a shake will be pleased that she eventually does pull it together. Read it for the wonderful minor characters.