I am absolutely baffled how this book has such good reviews. I don’t get it, I really do not. I was rolling my eyes already on the third page and would have given up on it by page 50 had this not been a part of a book club I’m in. As a Finn myself, I would have loved to love this, but I just could not. Reasons below…
*SPOILERS START HERE*
I’m not entirely sure where to begin, but I guess I start with the obvious - the quality of the writing.
I know the story is based on real life events that were at first shared with the world via a blog. And that is exactly what the writing feels like - like someone dotted down their thoughts and left it at that. The writing isn’t exciting nor is it beautiful. At times it feels like a to-do list: I got dressed for the ball, I did my makeup, I took a car to the venue, I danced. And then we move on to the next day.
This was actually one of my biggest annoyances and it really made me question who the editor of this book was. There were so many times when, e.g., Peter was coming to visit (or vice versa) and it would go something like this:
“Peter called he’s coming to visit. I’m so excited! I need to plan all the things we’re going to do. I can’t believe it will only be two more weeks until I get to see him.
The Helsinki-Vantaa airport was really busy on the day Peter arrived.”
Like what?? You could have at least added a space so my brain could have comprehended that we swiftly jumped ahead two weeks.
I also feel like the book relied too much on stereotypes. Everyone in Finland was basically miserable and an alcoholic, drank Koskenkorva basically for breakfast, loved rye bread, went to sauna and lived their best cabin life. Everyone in England spent their evenings in a pub, or in a cold-as-hell flat, all the women only drank half-pints, and the whole “army wife thing” was just ridiculous. Sure, stereotypes come from somewhere, but had the characters not been so quintessentially Finnish and English, it could have made them a bit more interesting.
In addition, the author’s incapability to describe her characters in any other way than “the Englishman”, “the best friend at Hanken”, or “the bastard” would have been great. Even if I wanted to continue reading this series, I simply COULDN’T BEAR TO SEE THE WORD “ENGLISHMAN” EVER AGAIN. My god that was annoying. I think we got to page 150 before we learnt Peter’s real name (I’m exaggerating, but truly that’s what it felt like). Also, the sentence “her best friend at Hanken” happened literally on page 210(-ish) and all I could think was “WÉ KNOW! YOU’VE TOLD US THIS 20041 TIMES. SURELY YOU CAN CALL HER BY HER REAL NAME BY NOW???”.
Lastly, in the section of writing, I just have to say that the author’s way of including every single Finnish word and name dropping every part of Helsinki made it a very difficult read. I don’t think adding “Lonkero” in front of a description of what it was was entirely helpful. On the contrary, was I not Finnish myself, I would have found that extremely annoying. (PS. I would never call Lauttasaari a suburb, or far away from central! Fair enough, the city was smaller in the 1980s but seriously c’moon.)
Okay, moving on to the characters. Both of the main characters were annoying. There, I said it.
I don’t even think it was even the characters fault really. It was just very hard to relate to them or believe in their love story when the reader wasn’t let in on anything. All their conversations, all their phone calls, all their letters… Half of the time we were told some of the content, half of the time we just found out that a letter had been sent. We never really got to hear or read what was said, but we were told that the conversation had been about so and so. For example, on their first date, we were told that Peter talked about his family - we never actually heard him say anything.
This made it really hard to connect with the characters and to believe that the feelings that they supposedly had for each other were genuine and as strong as we were told. Especially when we were made to believe that they practically fell in love on page 3, it would have been great to get some kind of, any kind of, evidence of this. What did they have in common? What did they not have in common? What did they think about politics, religion, life, or anything worthwhile? Did they share any stories with each other? We simply do not know.
So now that you know I didn’t believe in their love story, I also found the main characters incredibly frustrating. Both Finnish and English people are notoriously more quiet and don’t share their feelings that easily, but OH MY GOD they never brought anything up! When the whole cheating happened they literally never discussed it (yes yes I know, they exchanged two sentences about it on their wedding day, big whoop), or when they were insecure about their relationship and where it was heading, they neverrrrrrr talked about it. There was no drama, no feelings, no real heartbreak, no real happiness, no nothing - there was no fucking dialogue in any point. It was Kaisa who always chickened out or simply thought “I will not think about it. Look, he’s so handsome.” And literally the only thing Peter ever said was “You’re so beautiful. You know how much I love you.” Actually, Peter, I don’t, but whatever.
That’s honestly all I have to say about this book. I won’t even go into the supporting characters because we never really even got to know them and the little we did, they were as flat as the two main characters.
I hate giving a bad review, but I just have to repeat myself: I don’t understand how this book has such good reviews.