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7 pages, Audible Audio
First published July 29, 2015
"Is your life always this ... I don't know — "
"Tide of chaos washing ashore on the beach of what the fuck?"
And the feel of his mouth under Rico's was ... amazing. It transcended hot dogs and soda, even transcended hot and wet. Derek tasted like dust and joy and baseball and Derek, and Rico let go of his hand so he could cup both cheeks and plunder and taste and taste and plunder some more.
“Hola, harpies from hell,” Rico called, feeling his jaw tighten.I loved how Rico finally grew himself a pair and that was that.
“Don’t you have small children to frighten? Husbands to please? Dogs to euthanize?”
“And please tell me why you two aren’t moved in together and setting off car alarms with your loud annoying monkey sex every night!” Darrin demanded.
Rico took two flailing steps back. “You know, that’s a little personal—”
“You don’t like it? Then resolve your love life and get out of my Pixy Stix powder. It’s irritating how long you two are taking.
I would like to focus on the poor feral little kitten who’s going to walk through my door, but now I’ve got two metrosexuals who apparently can’t find commitment with two hands and a backhoe!”




"Sometimes love just fucking hurt, even if it was a good kind of pain."
""Being with you is the only home I've ever had""

Perhaps I should not have reread Candy Man before this, because it was too similar? Maybe the angst was too low for me? Perhaps I am tired of the Amy-Lane-formula?
I REALLY don't know what happened. But I did not care for the characters AT ALL. They were like little perfect Ken Dolls playing the perfect relationship in which everything went just fine and everyone said all the right things. I read two books in-between before reluctantly reading this to the end.
And always felt reminded of an out-of-context-quote in Houllebesque's Whatever:
"Might as well watch lobsters march up the side of an aquarium."
I really hope that the next Amy Lane is able to grip me more. I have not given up, yet.