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226 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 25, 2016
“What do you mean, you’re leaving? You’re my cat.”
“We’ve been through this already. I’m not your cat. You’re my human. But now, I’ve had a better offer, so I’m moving out.”
“You can’t just leave.”
“Watch me.”
It was only now that I realised the absurdity of my mission.
“Err—I have some flowers.”
“So I see.”
“They’re—err—for your—err—cat.”
“Pardon?”
“The flowers are for your cat. Bella, isn’t it?”
“Yes. I have a cat called Bella. You’ve bought her flowers?”
“No. That would be—stupid. No. They’re from Winky.”
“Who?”
“Winky. That’s my cat. He’s only got one eye—hence Winky.”
“Your cat bought flowers for my cat?”
“Well, technically, no. I bought them, obviously, but—I—err—there you go.”
I shoved the flowers into his hand, turned and rushed back to the lift. There was just no good way to explain the crazy.