How To Poo On A Date

by Mats & Enzo

Details:
Wel all know how difficult a first date can be, both of you are nervous and worried to impress. We also know how the nerves can play havoc with your waterworks. Well worry no more this book gives you all the answers to the information you need about surviving the first date.

Ideal for:
A great joke book for anyone awaiting a first date.

This paperback book has 144 pages and measures: 17cm x 13cm x 0.5cm.

Genres: Humor

Paperback

First published May 1, 2014

Reviews

[Jeanette (Ms. Feisty)]

"How To Poo On A Date"

Would this be before or after you wee on them? And how many dates should you have before you begin pooing on each other? Because, really, I wouldn't want to engage in premature premarital pooing and have the guy think I was loose. I mean, why buy the cow if the cow pies are free, right?

[Manny]

Sounds like it's been adapted from Belle du Seigneur, but I can't be bothered to check.

[Zach · Rating 5 out of 5]

I cannot understand why this book is not rated more highly.

This books provides expert opinion and advice for those who are unlucky enough to have the urge to do the dirty deed while on a romantic endeavor.

Many of these techniques I intend to put into practice to protect the sanctity of my marriage. This book is a must have for all couples.

[Bojan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Must have book for every man :)

[David Lipely · Rating 5 out of 5]

Quick, and amazingly humorous read, obviously don’t try these things for real!! 😂
Also my favorite of the bunch for sure!