Double Stuffed: Steamy Tales From My Love Life with Two Penises

by Diphallic Dude

We all remember 2014 right? It was two years ago that Reddit introduced to the world the man with two penises. From Rolling Stone to The Huffington Post, the news media was buzzing about the man with diphallia. Conan O’Brien and Jay Leno went straight for the groin in various opening monologues and tossed off punchlines about the man we’d all come to know as DoubleDickDude (DDD for short). Ranking currently as the 8th most popular Reddit AMA of all time (surpassing stars like Peter Dinklage, Bill Murray, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Harrison Ford), DDD went from unknown stallion to internet stardom. Christmas of 2014 ushered in his international best-selling memoir “Double My Life with Two Penises” which skyrocketed into the top 20 of all books on Amazon in just a matter of weeks and after a year still boasts over three out of five stars with more than two-hundred and twenty reviews. In honor of his 2nd Anniversary DDD has spent the past year penning his 2nd book. “Double Stuffed” is likely the most erotic and steamy collection of stories on Amazon, featuring some of his favorite sexual adventures. In his signature fashion DDD spares no details and pulls no punches in this even grittier and explicitly detailed collection of erotic stories sure to raise eyebrows and other things. Written from first person perspective the narrative is raw, honest and often times shocking. Readers beware, if the first book made you blush, “Double Stuffed” is likely to cause heart failure! Clocking in with over twenty stand-alone erotic stories featuring his encounters with ten different men and ten different women there is something in it for everyone. Not to mention he recounts a mind-blowing hook-up with two sexy cosplayers during a comic con. Plus by popular demand DDD takes time out to discuss how he takes care of his own needs when he’s not out double stuffing the ladies and gentleman.If you consider yourself sexually adventurous, open-minded or just simply curious, “Double Stuffed” will not disappoint.

433 pages, Kindle Edition

Published January 1, 2016

Reviews

[Heather the Queen of (Smut)Books · Rating 1 out of 5]

Don't bother.

This book is chock full of blown out meatsocks and hanging beef curtains. I'm a pervert but this is just too gross for me. I don't think there's anything wrong with consenting adults and whatever turns them on but the constant unprotected sex between him and strangers added with the shady sexual encounters with straight men especially when you can tell he's not only manipulating them into fucking but accepting both of his dicks at the same time? I love how he tried to make it like he turned them gay because yeah 2 dicks your first time anally is soooooo hot. My prostate isn't in my ass but ummm even I think that's a bit of a stretch don't you think? Pun definitely intended ;p

I try not to go all Judgy McJudgerton on anyone but damn man, I'm judging you so much right now, Double D. May the force of the 2 dicks be with you.

P/S U don't deserve having 2 dicks let alone 1. #sorrynotsorry

[Dusti Hanrahan]

Double. The . Fuck??!!!!.... Curiosity alone makes me want to read this!

[Ben Lilley · Rating 3 out of 5]

More Tales of Double Dick Debauchery

DDD doesn't look like he's gotten a better editor, and we learn very little more about him or his personal philosophy, but we do get arousing and sometimes gross stories, so yay.

[Jennifer Crawford · Rating 3 out of 5]

I am currently reading and I wrote a LONG comment on my last update. Unfortunately it was too long and couldn't be posted. I've had a hard time believing all of the stories but the one that completely blew my belief was the one that happened in the airport terminal. The guy was "straight" and had never received or performed oral and had a "virgin ass." Okay, I'm reading. So he starts off just receiving a BJ from DD. THEN he lets DD play with his ass (using fingers). And his "virgin ass" is able to take all five fingers and still feel good?! Ooookkkkay. But THEN, just like that, BOOM! He's ready to take it up the ass? With TWO TEN INCH COCKS?? Not. Happening. Okay, so it happens. The reason I really lost it though? The language of a "straight" guy that has never been part of this "scene." Until I read this book I've never heard a guy call his ass a pu$$y or a cunt. I've never heard someone say "breed me" unless they were calling straight people breeders or talking about dogs. And then this straight guy says alllll of the following: "punish my little bitch hole," and "you made my straight ass a fucking faggot bitch pu$$y." After a while DD removes his dickS from straight guy's ass and tells him to suck it. The guy hesitates but does it and DD is able to stick his entire 10 inch dick into the guy's mouth and force him to deep throat. And this is his first time? RIGHT! That shit takes practice! ();-) After sucking him off the guy says, "you made me a fucking come whore." Oh, and he also says "Fuck yeah, I fucking love it, I can taste my fucking ass pussy on your huge fucking cocks." Wow. Really? DD then sticks both dicks back into his "ruined hole." THAT is when guy says, sorry, GRUNTS, "breed me." Again, REALLY? Somewhere in there he also calls his ass a pu$$y.

I'm sorry I'm so wound up about it but I was ready to vent! If anyone reads this they'll be able to see my diatribe and maybe they'll go in with a thought of DD using some creative licensing in his stories. Maybe some, or even most/all, of this happened but I think he's spicing up a lot of this shit.

Oh, and all of the cervix play? Okay, after reading about it I looked it up and see that yes, a prolapsed cervix can/does happen, but how in the hell has he managed to find SO MANY of them? And so many that are willing to/want to play with them? I don't know, it's just a bit over the top.

And then comments about prolapsed butts being called "meatsocks" and a girl wanting "hanging beef curtains?" I find them shockingas well! :-) I also thought the comic book girl was funny when she said "why do I want my pu$$y lips to look like burnt roast beef?" These people are CRAY!!