Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte

by Evelyn Cloves

Melissa is SO ready for her first Pumpkin Spice Latte of the season. But what she discovers when she takes her first sip is that she is into PSLs on a level she NEVER expected. Join her on her voyage of sexual discovery with a few Pumpkin Spice Lattes, a couple hot baristas, and a whole lot of sensual fun.

Genres: Romance, Erotica, Novella, Holiday, Adult, Smut, Ebooks

13 pages, Kindle Edition

Published November 4, 2015

Reviews

[Nani ཻུ۪۪♡ · Rating 2 out of 5]

my curiosity seriously got the best of me 😀
she poured it all over her body at a Starbucks...at a Starbucks!! but don’t worry guys she’s a Pumpkin Spice-sexual so it’s nothing out of the ordinary. The pumpkin spice lattes were victims. Yes, I’m saying lattes because there were more than 1.

I’m a 100% certain this was written by a millennial.
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don’t judge me. I’m genuinely curious how this would work

[Grapie Deltaco · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hilarious but points deducted for tricking me into thinking the pumpkin spice latte would be sentient with the the wording of the title 🫵

CW: explicit sexual content

[Romantically Inclined Reviews · Rating 5 out of 5]

No words

Edit: OK. Some words. Just a hilarious story poking fun at the love for pumpkin spice. It isn't meant to actually be sexy or good. Just funny. That's why it's 5 stars from me. Because it is what it is and it was *it* quite well 🤣 Dont pick this up thinking I gave it 5 stars for quality though.

[Peter Topside · Rating 2 out of 5]

To quote the great Paul Rudd from Role Models: ““Large" is large. In fact, "tall" is large, and "grande" is Spanish for large. "Venti" is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages.” So, I bring this up because our lead, Melissa, ordered a venti pumpkin spice latte. She took one sip of that drink and it rocked her body. The biggest flaw in this erotica is the fact that there was a great lead up, but then barely much sex. Yeah, it was there, but it really fell flat, leaving me wanting to order another item from that Starbucks. Pumpkin lattes never got my flag raised, but you know what does? Those orange creamsicle cake pops. Hooey, those suckers get me in the mood for something degrading. Anyway, great writing style, a really fun premise, but ultimately lacking in the place that the focus needed to be on the most…sex.

[๋࣭ ⭑⚝MAHAAA.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ༘⋆ · Rating 1 out of 5]

oh!😂😂you thought I was joking!!😂😂
I'm serious this is better than wrath of an exile bc the love interest cant talk here🥰

Ok MAYBE 1 star... For how dumb it was?🧟‍♀️


(This book was better than dealing with furries and Pansexuals 😔)


° °. °*•°
This girl straight up called pumpkin spice 'sexy'
Went ahead and poured it all over her body cuz she was h**ny?💀☺️
She then proceeded to do the same thing to MORE Pumpkin spice lattes... I mean...it's 2023and she's literally pumpkin- spice-latte-sexual she has RIGHTS OKAY?!🙄🙄🙄

And the fact that the Starbucks employees had to experience that😰...THEY SAID THERES NO PROBLEM WITH IT??(Anyhting to keep my job, don't blame them🤗)


The amount of times I wheezed or cringed bc of this was crazy💀Did it for the laughs gng.

[mica · Rating 1 out of 5]

viva la bisexualidad supongo?????????

[Lyric C. · Rating 1 out of 5]

I think I need to unlearn how to read.

[Heather myfriendsdontread · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is only 13 pages long and you should absolutely read it 😂

5⭐️ for weirdness and creativity

“You couldn’t have sex with a Starbucks drink… or could you?”

“Her body wanted that pumpkin spice latte, and not just to drink.”

[sadiereads_]

idk what i read but i read it

[Angie · Rating 1 out of 5]

Being drunk was not enough to enjoy the books I read tonight.

[Justin Chen · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5 stars

A WTF novelty. My local Starbucks has just put PSL back on their menu for the season, and seeing that reminded me of this smutty short story on my TBR list. Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte is obviously not meant to be taken seriously, and I did enjoy what it has to offer in its short length — a woman's obsession for a coffee chain's specialty drink triggering into sexual lust. If I were to judge it critically, I would say the ending was quite anticlimactic, and the hilarity kind of wore off at the halfway point. I actually wouldn't mind for it to go on a bit further, because it was just starting to tease the idea of a cult (parodying the drink's cult status) before it abruptly ends. Maybe we'll see a sequel someday?

[madicantstopreading · Rating 1 out of 5]

No

[Jess Brady · Rating 4 out of 5]

To all the people hating on this book, bite me.

We are not talking about the next great American novel here we are talking about a 13-page story that is supposed to make you giggle or in the very least leave you saying, "FFS what did I read?" and if it did that, I would say this book is a success.

It is meant to be enjoyed much like a Pumpkin Spice Latte. Devour it, maybe mention it to friends and then move on. Seriously, this book had me in a fit of giggles and I loved it.

Shoutout to my bestie for recommending this book to me, I have zero regrets.

[Katie (spellboundbooks_) · Rating 3 out of 5]

3 stars | 3/5 spice

This week for WTF Wednesday you guys got me to read this shall I say ~perfect~ fall read for those of you OBSESSED with pumpkin spice

Now I’m not a pumpkin spice lover - especially not in the sense that Melissa was. Girl was dripping the dang drink and sliding that “milky cream” all over herself IN A ROOM ABOVE THE STARBUCKS.

I’ll give it to her, she had some PASSION for pumpkin spice. And so did her fellow “Pumpkin Spice-sexuals” that worked in the Starbucks.

This isn’t a sentient latte but instead it’s just a girl who’s extra wild about these drinks. So wild that she ends up in a three-way with the Starbucks employees. (Who was tending to the store if everyone was f’cking in the attic??)

Definitely spicy and definitely a quick read - dare I say a great one for fall? The smut was smutting but it was only like 30 pages and I’m creeped out slightly by these pumpkin spice fanatics. I’ll never look at a Starbucks the same (I say as I’m drinking my iced coffee I just bought from there).

[Stitching Ghost · Rating 4 out of 5]

Another great unhinged, ugly cackle inducing read.

[anastasia ♥ hiraeth · Rating 3 out of 5]

I HIGHLY recommend you to take a look at my reading activity for some quotes.

This is 13 pages long, published on Kindle Unlimited and most definitely the most fucked up thing I‘ve ever come across.

This is quite literally what it says in the title and the blurb - sex with a Starbucks Pumpkin spiced latte. Not at home, immediately at the Starbucks the drink was bought from.

Who the hell gets the idea to post a smut oneshot with a STARBUCKS COFFEE?? No wait- HOW do you get the idea?!

But we aren‘t done yet! Oh no, no, no. After she has her go with the PSL cue the female cashier and the male barista from Starbucks. They‘ve been watching her and now they wanna join in - and they each brought their own PSL in a cup. Is that considered an orgy or a fivesome?

Half of the time I was cringing way too hard and the other half I was enjoying myself because this was so bad and fucked-up it was hilarious.

And VERY smut. Now please excuse me while I go scrub my brain with bleach so I can forget this exists.

Oh, postscriptum: there‘s a new sexuality in town. It‘s called Pumpkin Spice-sexual. I‘m not kidding.

[Izzy · Rating 2 out of 5]

I was bullied into rereading this

[Ale the feral reader · Rating 5 out of 5]

I mean idk what else I expected. This white woman legit fucks herself (then 2 others) while drinking a PSL.

5/5 for good vibes and laughs but I will be talking about this in therapy.

[Elle 🌈⚡️✍🏼 · Rating 1 out of 5]

good reads goal really got me risking it

[shelby (shelbyreadssmut) · Rating 1 out of 5]

Seriously someone sedate me, this took a twist even I wasn’t prepared for lol

[XelSo · Rating 1 out of 5]

…………
I was half expecting a pumpkin spice latte to turn into a man, not a girl getting turned on by a Starbucks drink that would later get in a three way with baristas using Pumpkin spice lattes to make her cum? And what do you mean pumpkin spice sexual?!

[Sarah E · Rating 4 out of 5]

*~just girly things~*

[Marc *Dark Reader with a Thousand Young! Iä!* · Rating 3 out of 5]

This morning, my breath frosted in the cool air for the first time this season. Autumn is upon us. I'd already broken my 2025 pumpkin spice cherry (yes, it grows back each year) a couple weeks ago with some pumpkin spice multigrain bread. Haven't had a PSL or a pumpkin spice ale yet. These will come soon. Just like the protagonist of Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte.

This story made me miss M.J. Edwards.

It's fine. It's well-written, it's hot. Like a freshly-made Pumpkin Spice Latte. But I was mildly disappointed that it didn't involve a living Pumpkin Spice Latte. There is no sentient living embodiment of a Pumpkin Spice Latte. No Pumpkin Spice Latte transformed into a buff man whose penis erupts with pumpkin-flavored cream.

Instead it's a technically realistic fetish story, in which a woman gets horny over her first Pumpkin Spice Latte of the year and rubs the warm cup over herself, spills a bit of hot creamy drink on herself, it goes on from there. The similes were weak. Like, "The anticipation she felt was almost like the kind she got when she saw a really attractive person," whereas M.J. Edwards would have inserted something disturbingly hilarious. I'm incapable of even coming up with something in her style, just check out my highlights from one of her books, you'll see what I mean.

Hot, but too normal? Is that something appropriate to criticize? Clearly I've been warped by certain other stories.

[🥀Jamie🥀 · Rating 1 out of 5]

Well.. that was something 😂😭

[Shayna · Rating 3 out of 5]

Welp…. Okay, then. This exists. And I read it. Because curiosity and laughs. Giving a solid 3; I feel like the story itself is a 1, but the derangement of the author to come up with it and the absolute WTF-ness of it all is a five.

Good to know that I am not THAT basic. I’ll take it as a win.

[tane'a · Rating 3 out of 5]

this was such a good cackle, this is true art i fear😩

[Dede Yocum · Rating 4 out of 5]

THIS WAS SO FUNNY LMAOOOO. i highlighted more lines in this book than like the last three i read combined. 10/10 recommend for a short, silly, laugh out loud read. it’s as ridiculous as it sounds and i love that.

[Libbie · Rating 1 out of 5]

This takes people's obsessions with pumpkin spice lattes to a whole other level I didn't even know existed.

We don't stan the low-key harmful "representation" with the barista.

This is also PAINFULLY 2015

[olivebug1357 · Rating 1 out of 5]

What the hell did I just read 😂😂😂

[Katie Thomas · Rating 3 out of 5]

Narrator was 5/5 while plot was 1/5. Highly recommend reading while consuming a fall beverage and donned in 2 t shirts, a cardigan and 3 scarves 👌🏽