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They say that no one can hear you scream in space, but what about cry like a big fat baby…?
Get abducted by aliens? Check
Get put up for auction on a giant “dark market” trade planet? Check
Despise the big alien jerk who kidnapped and sold me in the first place? Check
Stop making stupid checklists? Check
So I’m on a scary and inhospitable planet and I’m fairly certain everyone here wants to make Dani Tartare out of me. Life sort of sucks right now. So why is it that all I can think about is the blue jerk who kidnapped me and be pissed that he actually sold me? Sigh. I always prioritized poorly…
Get abducted by aliens? Check
Get put up for auction on a giant “dark market” trade planet? Check
Despise the big alien jerk who kidnapped and sold me in the first place? Check
Stop making stupid checklists? Check
So I’m on a scary and inhospitable planet and I’m fairly certain everyone here wants to make Dani Tartare out of me. Life sort of sucks right now. So why is it that all I can think about is the blue jerk who kidnapped me and be pissed that he actually sold me? Sigh. I always prioritized poorly…
67 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 5, 2016
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March 6, 2016
So, second part of the book. A rescue which I thought, "Whew, I was wrong. He does have compassion." But nope, he's confused about why he would want to rescue her and sometimes second guesses himself ever after the dirty deed. My rating went up, then down, then slightly up again. Another chapter "book" ending. Ugh!
March 2, 2016
3.5 stars. These book are a little addicting....On to book 3
January 10, 2016
Read 2 times
01/09/2016
Nooooooooo, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I went to get next book after this one but it's not out yet... ;_; Anyway, super interesting characters and world building. Funny! LOL! Epic Cool. Now to die until the next book comes out...
09/03/2016
I noticed the third book was out! *yoink*
01/09/2016
Nooooooooo, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I went to get next book after this one but it's not out yet... ;_; Anyway, super interesting characters and world building. Funny! LOL! Epic Cool. Now to die until the next book comes out...
09/03/2016
I noticed the third book was out! *yoink*
February 2, 2016
Second in the series of - too short! - Dani and her 'Big Blue' Dakhar. They have arrived on the planet where Dani will be sold. Will Dakhar go through with the sale?
February 12, 2016
Loved it! So well written, completely sucked me in. Dani's wit is pure entertainment.
May 8, 2022
I read the whole book series (3 novella-length books) in one day and really enjoyed them. The heroine, Dani, is a fun and feisty (and not in that annoying kind of way) character that gets under the MMC's skin and he is helpless to resist her despite the fact that he tries to distance himself emotionally and not care what happens to her. I was not fully satisfied with the
It's not really as fully fleshed out as I'd like but I it kept me interested enough that I read all 3 books back-to-back when I can barely get through one book these days without losing attention and wandering off to another genre...
It's not really as fully fleshed out as I'd like but I it kept me interested enough that I read all 3 books back-to-back when I can barely get through one book these days without losing attention and wandering off to another genre...
August 31, 2018
Non-stop action!
This book was a little more intense than the first one. Dani is sold and auctioned off. It's pretty darn scary. There is some amazing steam in this book.
This book was a little more intense than the first one. Dani is sold and auctioned off. It's pretty darn scary. There is some amazing steam in this book.
January 29, 2016
Story is much better than I thought…
This is a another pretty good alien abduction story. The writing is good and the plot is pretty well fleshed out. I have a couple of problems , one being that each book is a fairly short story that requires you to read all of the books in sequence in order to get the complete story. I may like cliffhangers on TV shows but I do not like them in books - getting a few chapters at a time and then having to move on to another book kind of makes me feel like I'm being held hostage in order to pay more money to read the entire story. The other nitpick I have is fairly small and I'm assuming that this is not an American English author, but the use of the word "lowly" in place of the word "softly" drove me crazy throughout the storyline . Otherwise it's an okay read.
This is a another pretty good alien abduction story. The writing is good and the plot is pretty well fleshed out. I have a couple of problems , one being that each book is a fairly short story that requires you to read all of the books in sequence in order to get the complete story. I may like cliffhangers on TV shows but I do not like them in books - getting a few chapters at a time and then having to move on to another book kind of makes me feel like I'm being held hostage in order to pay more money to read the entire story. The other nitpick I have is fairly small and I'm assuming that this is not an American English author, but the use of the word "lowly" in place of the word "softly" drove me crazy throughout the storyline . Otherwise it's an okay read.
April 14, 2016
After a promising start in the first installment, this story went straight to annoying. Dani was just like some kind of rabid yippy dog. Where she seemed funny and feisty in the first part, here she's just extremely irritating and unrealistically portrayed. I mean who doesn't cry or try to bargain or something on the way to being sold? Instead she's looking all around in curiosity in the marketplace and apparently walking along with Dakhar without being held at gunpoint or anything. Even through she has on wrist restraints, I can understand why she doesn't try to make a break for it or something. I honestly didn't finish this, she just grated my nerves too much.
January 19, 2016
While a satisfying addition to this serial, it had the same problems as the first--inconsistencies with staying in first person present tense along with a wrong word here and there and the overuse of the word lowly. And the intimate scene ! The heroine's humor keeps terrifying situations from becoming too heavy. The cliffhanger hooked me for the next one!
Mature content
Mature content
March 26, 2016
The journey continues. Again if you are looking for hot smutty sexy alien barbarians this book is not for you. Finally there is some coitus in this odyssey novella. This second book was more engaging than the first but still ran tepid for me. I am not sure if this is because I am holding it up against Ruby Dixon's Ice Pirate series? This expectation is unfair but sorry not sorry that series is awesome.
January 26, 2016
Loved reading the second book in this series. It does not have a complete ending yet, but I like that I do not have to wait to long to buy the next book. If you like lots of fun and strong alien men give this series a go. I am going over to buy the next book in this series. I cannot wait to see how it all pans out. Highly recommend.
January 6, 2016
Loved it a lot
The quick twist was awesome. Although I missed the big blue's perspective but it was worth the wait. Keep writing Mara
The quick twist was awesome. Although I missed the big blue's perspective but it was worth the wait. Keep writing Mara
January 14, 2016
Love it
I love these characters. I'm waiting very impatiently for the third book. Please write more stuff. I laughed out loud.
I love these characters. I'm waiting very impatiently for the third book. Please write more stuff. I laughed out loud.
February 4, 2016
That cliffhanger!!!!
February 10, 2016
Shorter one of the three, but still just as amazing!
February 25, 2016
loved this book
March 9, 2016
The snark continues! I am loving these characters. Another quick read. Can't wait to see the end.
June 28, 2016
Still funny and better than the 1st book
October 4, 2016
Liked it - light reading
April 19, 2016
Of course he sold her, THE ASS
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